hi my name is dave.. im mormon and frankly, im very proud of it. Ive had sex so i really dont stick to tradition, but my family does and im kind of the "black sheep" of the family. Im inspired to have a good life and treat the woman that i am with...."at the time"... very well.. no matter who she may be. Ive got a poo tip and it flips up like the sun shines on a mid summer nights dream, enough said.


ive had a few rides in life, starting from a 77 chevy impala, which tore girls' skirts when they jumped into it.. i liked it then i upgraded to the pony.. the pony was a pimp ride with a system in it that u could hear from a mile away.. gotta hear me rollin
... now ive got an red 87" drop top cobra mustang 5.0 litre that is my pride and joy.. ive spent more money on it than u people probly spend in their lifetime worth of cars.. and it pays off in pussy
(Please ignore most of what was said on this. it was written by one of my best friends. i think i gave my password to him while i was drunk the other night. However most of it, as a matter of fact pretty much all of it, is true so for pure entertainment, and because i think it's written so well i will leave it for your enjoyment.)