Originally posted by: omfgonline
WOW! Eunoia.... God damnit I am fucking embarrassed for you right now. I can't believe I came across this thread. Trying to impress little kids on the internet with lies that never happened.
For the record, I'm the one who threw the party on Friday so that you know I legitimately can tell you kids these are all lies. None of what Eunoia said was true except for maybe the free alcohol privileges (which i'm not reviewing due to his "responsible" adult behavior).
First off why the fuck are you talking to little under-age kids on the lamest site on the internet. Your 19 fucking years old. That's just pedo style. Are you trying to tell me I have a pedophile working for/representing my company?
Second, why are you introducing that kind of information to underage children.
Third, Tara was actually at the Party to set that part straight. She's one of my little sisters best friends and the 4 of them were partying there and had their coats in the VIP area.
Fourth, you were the only one who thought it was a good idea to wear a suit at a totally different kind of party. You didn't look as cool as you might have thought you looked in your own mind.
Fifth, you brought a kid who annoyed everyone that was there and wasn't authorized to be there.
Sixth, you never made out with that miss Universe applicant or whoever the fuck. I know exactly who your talking about and if you did your fucking gross. She's not even hot and shes dumb as fuck, i know trust me.
To Reiterate:
green room - True. There was a green room
porn stars - False. There were no pornstars
free liquor all night - That time for you yes. Next time for you no.
free food all night - Yes. Chips. Chips count as food!
tv interview - If I see that TV interview and I see you said something absolutely retarded. Your toast
sex - False. Didn't happen. Certainly didn't happen in the shower. And even more certainly if you were bringing people into the VIP room unauthorized then you broke an important rule and I need to make an example of you.
more sex - False.
drugs - If you were on any drugs and are now flaunting your use of them. I don't think I want that kind of image. I don't use drugs. Everyone that works with us (that I know of) doesn't use any drugs except maybe marijuana.
beats - True. There were beats.
crowd raft - False. There was no crowd raft because of liability issues.
goose
tuxedos - True. You were the only one in a tux.
So not that nexopia matters, but no one with OMFG! acts the way Eunoia does. I am very sorry to you all on his behalf. Im also very embarrassed to have him representing us right now.
On a final note, Eunoia is going to agree to shut the fuck up and not talk online anymore period on this site or say any dumb shit what so ever to anyone.
Or!
He's going to not be involved with these parties anymore and will be replaced period. Ughhh.... Fuck this is your last and final warning. God damnit fucking kid.
"I had a dream last night, that my bellybutton was a phillips head screw. And I started screwing it in. And when I screwed it in...my penis fell off. You know, I pick it up, and I'm holding it, and I'm running around, lookin' for the guy who worked on my Lincoln when I drove Lincolns so he can put it back on. And, I'm holding it up, and this bird swoops down, and grabs it in it's beak, and flies off with it."
it turns out my sister backed into my car last week and i didn't find out about it until today
time 4 a new bumper
