Dear Ms/Mrs. Puffin's Mum,
I am writing to you regarding your daughters happiness and eventually her mental health. The following letter will explain why switching her Junior Highschools in January 2010 of her last year is a horrible mistake that she won't let you forget. Ever.Including friends, party hook ups, bitchy teenagers that aren't nice to new kids and the simple thing of SHE DOESN'T WANT TO. My contact information will be in the end of this letter, thank you for your time.
Firstly! Taneisha Picou is a charming young girl who isn't like her fellow classmates who get caught. She knows what she wants and she knows she does not want to go to LE KENILWORTH <-- (Heavy french accent). A reason she wouldn't want to go is because a) she would be leaving all those friends she made in grade 7 or even before, all those boys she's been gushing over for years who're finally realizing she's hot!. B) These friends are important to her and she doesn't want to LEAVE THE SCHOOL SHE'S AT.
Secondly, Puffin knows certain party people in her school, it takes skill to aquire said techniques of getting to know who can hook you up and who's just talking shit. Pardon my french. Taking her away from these people would just mean her stealing YOUR liquor and getting caught. Do we really want that?
Third, now ms/mrs. Puffin's Mum I'm sure you remember being in junior high, the sunshine the rainbows, the lolipops. But, you need a wake up call. IN TODAYS DAY AND AGE. Kids are meaaannn. They will take your daughters head, put it on the ground, stomp on it with their high heels and then eat her brains. Literally. That's how new kids are treated. Not that that would be too big of a problem, Kyle would take care of that ; ) . Removing Puffin from a comfortable environement would be unfortunate in the sense that it would kill her, literally and figuratively. She's a balla, she knows which hoes are fake. and there's alot of fake hoes. Try making friends with fake hoes ms.mrs. Puffin's Mum. It's going to be damaging to Puffin's mental health.
Finally, if you take her away now, in grade 9. the last year to rule the shcool with her friends. And put her with brain eating highheel wearing zombies. She will turn into one. And that ... will be a disaster. She will come home and EAT YOUR BRAINS MADAME. YOUR BRAINS WILL BE SHED FOR THIS MISTAKE. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA hahaha... find it in your heart to think... "Hmm, I use to smoke pot with a certain group of friends, Little Timmy and Jane, and Steve " now imagine little timmy and jane dying from cancer and steve commiting suicide and you having to move away. by yourself. She will rebel, she will take this anger towards you and be like "SUCK MY TWELVE INCH DICK MOM. FUCK YOU. SUCK IT!"
In conclusion, I have a dream ms/Mrs. Puffin's Mum. I have a dream that she's going to grow up, happy and all ballin. Marry a New Boyz and then come save me from God forsaken Lethbridge so I can go marry Megan Fox. She'll be successful. Unless you make her go to LE KENNILWORTH <---(Accent again). If there are any questions or comments i'm available on Nexopia.com username KYLE.RAWR.
Thank you. That is all.
Sincerely,
Kyle Lucas Grange
I have. . . (count up the number of things you have done from the list and then at the end add them all up)
1. smoked.
2. consumed alcohol.
3. slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex.
4. slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex.
5. kissed someone of the same sex.
6. had sex.
7. had someone in your room other than family.
8. watched porn. ; ) HAHAHAHAHAH
9. bought porn.
10. tried drugs.
TOTAL:
1. taken painkillers.
2. taken someone else's prescription medicine.
3. lied to your parents.
4. lied to a friend.
5. snuck out of the house.
6. done something illegal.
7. felt hurt.
8. hurt someone.
9. wished someone to die.
10. seen someone die.
TOTAL: 10
1. missed curfew.
2. stayed up all night.
3. eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself.
4. been to a therapist.
5. been to rehab
6. dyed your hair.
7. received a ticket.
8. been in an accident.
9. been to a club.
10. been to a bar
TOTAL: 10
1. been to a wild party.
2. been to a Mardi Gras parade. (wtf is that)
3. drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night.
4. had a spring break in Florida.
5. sniffed anything
6. wore black nail polish
7. wore arm bands. Oh JESUS those were the days.
8. wore t-shirts with band names.
9. listened to rap.
10. owned a 50 Cent CD.
TOTAL: 10
1. dressed gothic.
2. dressed girly.
3. dressed punk.
4. dressed grunge.
5. stole something.
6. been too drunk to remember anything.
7. blacked out.
8. fainted.
9. had a crush on a neighbor. crush is such a stupid girly word. I fancied a neighbor ; )
TOTAL: 10
1. had a crush on a friend.
2. been to a concert.
3. dry-humped someone.
4. been called a slut. Ironically since I'm not a girl.
5. called someone a slut.
6. installed speakers in your car.
7. broken a mirror.
8. showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
9. brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush.
TOTAL: 38
1. consider/considered Ludacris your favorite rapper.
2. seen an R-rated movie in theater.
3. cruised the mall.
4. skipped school.
5. had surgery.
6. had an injury.
7. gone to court.
8. walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping.
9. caught something on fire.
10. lied about your age.
TOTAL: 45
1. owned/rented an apartment/house.
2. broke the law in the police's presence. HAHAHAHAHAHAH YESSSSSS west ed yoh
3. made out with someone who had a gf/bf I DIDNT KNOW
4. got in trouble with the police.
5. talked to a stranger.
6. hugged a stranger.
7. kissed a stranger.
8. rode in the car with a stranger.
9. been harassed.
10. been verbally harassed.
TOTAL: 49
1. met face-to-face with someone you met online.
2. stayed online for 5+ hours straight.
3. talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight.
4. watched TV for 5 hours straight.
5. been to a fair.
6. been called a bad influence.
7. drank and driven.
8. prank-called someone.
9. laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex.
10. cheated on a test.
TOTAL: 58
Grand Total: 84
If you have less than 10, write "I'm a goody-goody"
If you have more than 10, write "I'm still a goody goody"
If you have more than 20, write "I'm average"
If you have more than 30, write "I'm a bad kid"
If you have more than 40, write "I'm a very bad influence"
If you have more than 50, write "I'm a horrible person"
If you have more than 60, write "I should be in jail"
If you have more than 70, write "I should be dead"
Hey, I have a secret!
We survived it mother fuckers!!!!
The drugs, the heart breakers, heartbreaking, the police, the moving, the parents, the evil friends, the fights, the school, the partying, the headaches, the hangovers, the awful siblings, and we figured out shit that we didn't know before.
PEACE THE FUCK OUT 2009.
BRING IT THE FUCK ON 2010.
I feel fucking sick. This is gay. Too much partying this break.
If that's possible.
So line my throat with lipstick and leave my blood for flies.
Ill gurgle the blues under a sea of lies.
Before you take me to sea, let me kiss the bride.
Now take my body to the shore and ill wait for the tide.
I will always love you. But i need pills to sleep.
I have always failed you. So throw away my memories. - BMTH
Soooo I did that drug I said I wouldn't do again, cause it makes me wanna do worse drugs. and then I did worse drugs. And then in my crazy high I did bad things. That I didn't get caught for. But that doesn't mean they weren't bad. Annnnd then I had all this left over bad drugs and I soo badly wanted to do them. and I couldn't give them to shawn cause he's still in jail.. I think?...
And brandon's smart and doesn't do anything except smoke weed.
And then I sold the minorly bad drugs to a bunch of mallrats at west ed and I made like 30 bucks. and then I pretended to pick up the money and be like "sorry miss you dropped this" and so technically I made up for my minorly bad behavior. But my mom found out and my dad's still here so he got relle relle mad and needless to say I got a smack upside the head. and thank god my mom didn't tell him that I am going to court and possibly EYOC. And the minute I get out of there, I'm going to Lethbridge. This was an amazing christmas eve, day, and yesterday. But before those days and after were just shit. no one's gonna read this so i'm glad I can just vent. But i'm just extremely pissed off right now. I quit my job cause i'm obviously not gonna be around to do it. this is just a terrible terrible day today. and I barley woke up. THE only smart thing someone told me was
"the drugs don't make you do anything, they bring out the things you'd do on your own, they just make you feel more comfortable doing it" it disgusts me how true that is. I will. not. become the monster i use to be. this was just a minor set back. its on when i get back. please don't forget that.
I'm a roofer right? So that means I'm on roofs all day, and in the summer it's dope because I just take my shirt of completely and get a sick tan. and show off to all the people below (; lol.
But now that it's fucking -40 or 50 with the wind, I get to stay home all day and sleep. Kinda like what I did today. I went to bed at midnight, and then I woke up like 20 minutes ago.
AND I'M STILL TIRED.
Bahaha. And cause I go to school out in Spruce Grove, and normally country kids go to school out there, the country buses couldn't get everyone because of the snow, therefore making school canceled. SECOND ONE THIS WEEK MOTHA FUCKAS.
So now I plan to try and find a shirt cause I'm cold, go make some food, and turn on my XBOX. Oh and I'm gonna ignore all the bullshit that's happening and the drama with the mother, and maybe I'll take Dominique and the little one for ice cream or to see santa today. I dunno. But all I know is nothin' gonna bring me down.
SO MERRY FUCKIN' CHRISTMAS.
- Anorexia -
You have dry skin.
You only eat 1 meal.
You're very weak.
You hate your body
You did starve yourself.
You have low self esteem.
You use laxatives.
You need to be skinnier.
People always say you're skinny, but you think you're fat.
People think you are too skinny.
- ADHD -
Your mind is all over the place.
You are hyper most of the time.
You barely pay attention to anything.
You cannot cooperate with people well.
You seem to never sit still.
You talk all the time.
You need attention 24/7.
LOL
- Bipolar disorder -
You can act wild at times then the next you are severely depressed.
You are very irritable.
You sometimes barely get any or no sleep.
You are/sometimes anti-social.
You have very high self esteem at times.
You have abused alcohol, drugs, or sex.
You have thought of /attempted suicide.
- Bulimia nervosa -
You throw up all of your food.
You throw it up even when you don't feel sick.
You have no control over how you eat.
You use laxatives.
You have overly exercised to where you almost fainted/passed out.
You always say you are fat.
People think you are way too skinny.
- Conduct disorder -
You can be a bully.
You've threatened someone.
You often find yourself in fights. not physical or physical
You have used a weapon that could cause injury to others.
You are cruel to humans and/or animals.
You have raped/molested someone.
You've destroyed property on purpose.
You've stayed almost out all night.
You have ran away from home.
- Depression -
You are almost always sad.
You cry for no apparent reason.
You find no hope in your future.
You find no longer excitement over the activities you used to love.
You sometimes find yourself around the house or in bed all day.
You can be anti-social.
You have low self esteem.
Everything bad that happens is always your fault.
You always seem to be weak or have physical features hurt.
You are failing school.
You have thought of/attempted suicide.
You have ran away from home.
Hope is no longer there for you.
- OCD -
You have daily rituals.
You sometimes have disturbing thoughts or thoughts you hate.
You have to do a certain thing until it feels right.
You have to keep things in a certain order.
You have harmed yourself.
You are afraid you will get a STD, aids, or any kind of germs.
You have to check some stuff over again. (Ex: checking door repeatedly)
- PTSD -
You repetitively have flashbacks of horrible moments/memories in your life.
You sometimes think the event will happen again.
You feel highly uncomfortable when remembered/remembering the event
You can be anti-social.
You have lost interest in the things you used to love.
You have not had a lot of sleep lately.
You worry about dying at an early age or dying at all.
For fun you can have angry outbursts.
You can act younger than your age.
- Schizophrenia -
You often have hallucinations (If I'm high! Duh!)
You have had very unusual, strange dreams or thoughts.
You can be confused about reality and fantasy.
You think people are always staring or talking about you
You have anxiety or fearfulness.
You have difficulty with relationships with family, friends, and opposite sex.
You do not take care of your hygiene like you should.
You are very shy.
You often talk to yourself. LOL
I have an orange hat, and this is what he said. Wow. GOOD ONE! and I went to respond, and the fucking coward ignored me! LMFAO. this'll be a good day tomorrow.
To: KYLE.RAWR
From: *aarondavis
Date: Sun Dec 13, 2009 10:08 am
Subject: Re (13): No Subject
fuck mma hahahaha
kk make see u tomorrow pc
urs hats gonna be red at the end of it
Date: Sun Dec 13, 2009 10:08 am
Subject: Re (12): No Subject
Fuck MMA, I grew up in the ghetto of Toronto.If fighting solves nothing, which I agree, then why are we doing this?You hide behind a computer, disrespecting people you don't even know.
That's what makes me wanna knock some sense into you.
All I'm saying is if you grow up a bit, and step off my friends we won't have to go out of our way to do this.
Kissed your ex
Told someone I love you
Wanted someone you couldn't have
Been to the beach
Got drunk
Stayed up all night
Have you went camping
Went shopping
Went swimming
Been asked out
Got in a car with a stranger
Lost someone close
Slept in someone else's bed
Had someone sleep in your bed
Been to a club
Been grounded
Regret something
Lied
Done anything against the law
Got in a fight
Stayed in a hotel
Flirted with someone
Gone to a concert
Been to a party
Kissed more than two people
Kissed or messed around with someone that was taken
Meet a celebrity
Started to like someone
Kissed same sex
Been to a lake
Watched fireworks
Threw up
Have you had a friend move away
Broke someones heart
Liked someone that just wouldn't stay outta` your head
Gotten in trouble with the cops
Fell asleep with a crush
Wrecked a car
Got fired from a job
Been broken up with
Lost a friend
Gained a friend
Have you cried yourself to sleep
Have you been to a wedding
AYO NEW PAGE. CHECK IT OUT.
Took a question from those quizy things.
Who and when was your last kiss?
9:09PM, Kenz, 9:10PM, Kenz, 9:11PM, Kenz.
9:12PM Kenzie.
babii*face; & i are married