Dear Ms/Mrs. Puffin's Mum,

I am writing to you regarding your daughters happiness and eventually her mental health. The following letter will explain why switching her Junior Highschools in January 2010 of her last year is a horrible mistake that she won't let you forget. Ever.Including friends, party hook ups, bitchy teenagers that aren't nice to new kids and the simple thing of SHE DOESN'T WANT TO. My contact information will be in the end of this letter, thank you for your time.

Firstly! Taneisha Picou is a charming young girl who isn't like her fellow classmates who get caught. She knows what she wants and she knows she does not want to go to LE KENILWORTH <-- (Heavy french accent). A reason she wouldn't want to go is because a) she would be leaving all those friends she made in grade 7 or even before, all those boys she's been gushing over for years who're finally realizing she's hot!. B) These friends are important to her and she doesn't want to LEAVE THE SCHOOL SHE'S AT.

Secondly, Puffin knows certain party people in her school, it takes skill to aquire said techniques of getting to know who can hook you up and who's just talking shit. Pardon my french. Taking her away from these people would just mean her stealing YOUR liquor and getting caught. Do we really want that?

Third, now ms/mrs. Puffin's Mum I'm sure you remember being in junior high, the sunshine the rainbows, the lolipops. But, you need a wake up call. IN TODAYS DAY AND AGE. Kids are meaaannn. They will take your daughters head, put it on the ground, stomp on it with their high heels and then eat her brains. Literally. That's how new kids are treated. Not that that would be too big of a problem, Kyle would take care of that ; ) . Removing Puffin from a comfortable environement would be unfortunate in the sense that it would kill her, literally and figuratively. She's a balla, she knows which hoes are fake. and there's alot of fake hoes. Try making friends with fake hoes ms.mrs. Puffin's Mum. It's going to be damaging to Puffin's mental health.

Finally, if you take her away now, in grade 9. the last year to rule the shcool with her friends. And put her with brain eating highheel wearing zombies. She will turn into one. And that ... will be a disaster. She will come home and EAT YOUR BRAINS MADAME. YOUR BRAINS WILL BE SHED FOR THIS MISTAKE. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA hahaha... find it in your heart to think... "Hmm, I use to smoke pot with a certain group of friends, Little Timmy and Jane, and Steve " now imagine little timmy and jane dying from cancer and steve commiting suicide and you having to move away. by yourself. She will rebel, she will take this anger towards you and be like "SUCK MY TWELVE INCH DICK MOM. FUCK YOU. SUCK IT!"

In conclusion, I have a dream ms/Mrs. Puffin's Mum. I have a dream that she's going to grow up, happy and all ballin. Marry a New Boyz and then come save me from God forsaken Lethbridge so I can go marry Megan Fox. She'll be successful. Unless you make her go to LE KENNILWORTH <---(Accent again). If there are any questions or comments i'm available on Nexopia.com username KYLE.RAWR.
Thank you. That is all.

Sincerely,
Kyle Lucas Grange