There are lots of posts going around about a boycott of gas on May 15th. Although it’s a nice idea, it ISN’T ENOUGH. Skipping gas for one day will not make a difference because people will get their gas the day before or the day after. It may have worked in 1997, but what people aren’t saying is that is hasn’t worked any year after that. And it’s been tried before.
If you are really tired of being ripped off by greedy oil companies, it’s time to do something REAL. According to the Associated Press, Exxon Mobil Corp. posted profits of $39.5 billion in 2006, the largest annual profit by a U.S. company. They have recently taken the number one spot as a Fortune 500 Company, topping Walmart. Other oil companies such as Chevron and ConocoPhillips have also greatly increased their profits by RAISING GAS PRICES to almost unaffordable prices. As we embark into the summer driving season the prices of fuel will continue to soar.
We in Canada work damn hard for our money. And now we have to work even harder so that we can afford the Fuel that gets us to work. These oil companies and shareholders are making thier profits by taking ours. And they are not worried. They know that we as Canadians depend too much on our cars and their gas, to really do anything. But maybe we can prove them wrong.
I would call for more that a one-day boycott. I am calling for a FULL BOYCOTT OF SHELL fuels starting May 15th. Buy your gas from anywhere else. Let’s take back control of our resources instead of BEING CONTROLLED. The trick is not to get stupid though when they lower their prices it doesn't mean we go and we start buying fuel from Shell again. What this plan will do is create a gas war. If Shell is no longer selling any fuel, they will be inclined to reduce their prices. If they reduce their prices, the other companies will have to follow suit.
WE CAN CHANGE THINGS. But YOU have to be willing, you have to care. Some of us can afford to pay $2.00 a litre and some of us will do it if we have to. But we shouldn’t have to. THAT’S THE POINT.This is no crazy rant, this is a CHALLENGE. Let’s do what we can. Carpool, take public transportation when possible. Don't stop buying fuel just stop buying fuel from Shell... It’s time to stop sitting back quietly and finally TAKE A STAND!
What this plan will do is create a gas war. If "said" company is not selling any fuel, they will be inclined to reduce their prices. If they reduce their prices, the other companies will have to follow suit.
this made me smile... no i'm not a woman hater
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.< B>
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to
build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can
walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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JUST FOR A LAUGH (so don't start taking it the wrong way)---->>>THE BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT
This Booty Call Agreement (hereinafter referred to as the agreement)
is entered into on the _______________ day of ___________ 2006,
by _________________________, between __________________
and ________________________. THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER
THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES.
1. No sleeping over--- unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.
2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.
3. No calls before 9 PM-- we don't have **** to talk about.
4. None of that "lovemaking" ****-- only mind blowing sex allowed.
5. No emotional discussions -- Ex: Where are we heading with this? Do you love me? The answer to this is no, so don't ask.
6. No plans made in advance -- that is why you are called the "backup", unless you are from out of town, then it's only a one time advance arrangement.
7. All gifts accepted -- money is always good.
8. No baby talk -- however, dirty talk is encouraged.
9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers -- it's really none of your damn business.
10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" -- we are not friends, just sex buddies.
11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK -- don't be offended.
12. No extra clothing -- I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave.
13. No falling asleep right after sex -- it's over, so get your ass up and go home.
14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it -- I don't care.
15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.
16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard responce will be: "My roommate's girlfriend/boyfriend."
17. Doggie style preferred -- just hit it hard and right or get the hell out!
18. Reason for doggie style -- the less eye contact the better. I don't want to look at you, just **** you.
19. We hook up absolutely whenever the mood strikes ME -- so don't keep calling.
20. The most important one -- Carry your ass home. Don't call me, I'll call you!
*** EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS*** the aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder of the agreement. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this agreement, it will automatically become null and void and you will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from phone memory and email list BLOCKED from all communications until your silly ass understands the rules.
Participating partner:
Signature: ____________________________________
Date: ____________________________________
