R.W.H <3
I could tell you his favorite colors green
He likes to argue
Born on the 17th
His sister's beautiful
He has his fathers eyes
And if you asked me if I loved him
I'd lie
First thought when I wake up
Is my god he's beautiful
So I put on my make-up
And wait for a miracle
He likes to argue
Born on the 17th
His sister's beautiful
He has his fathers eyes
And if you asked me if I loved him
I'd lie
First thought when I wake up
Is my god he's beautiful
So I put on my make-up
And wait for a miracle
By: VI-skin
To pretty for your own good
To pretty for your own good
Occasionally I enjoy dressing up as your common house hold ficus 
Apparently I was incredibly sleeeepy
Sometimes I wake up crying at night
And sometimes I scream out your name
What right does she have to take you away
When for so long you were mine
And sometimes I scream out your name
What right does she have to take you away
When for so long you were mine
The randomness of me....
" So, would you consider a midget with one leg, half a person or three quarters of a person....?"
" I seemed to have aquired some sort of specimin on, my tounge"
" Your so hot, I wanna rip off your own arm and smack you in the ass with it!"
" Do you mind if I vomit on your cuticle?"
" Loooook at my duel jets...... Look at them flatulate!"
" I don't like my dongs ripped in fudgesicles....."
" Apparently people with turrets aren't welcome in the super store."
" Look, I like propeled that shit across the room with my chest!"
" Your funny, funny like a monkey...."
" Kass, your propane tank could definitley use some fuel."
" Cough, Cough - Ugh Sarah, don't you hate when you cough on a penis in your head."
" Nnnnummmmmy, hot, sexy, soaking wet!.....Ahhhhhhhhhh Dougal!"
" Hey baby, nice tic-tac rack..."
" That would be a mexican phlinging pickle with a PH!......"
" Be an organ donor, neuter your pets."
" I sware grandma... it will be the best hobo shavery you will ever see."
" Do you think it's possible, I mean, I know it's possible, but would you ever think to saute pigs nipples?"
" Ahhhh guys, we have a code FUZZY PEACH on our hands....get in the golf cart, grab a towel, aim high....and cover those naked bastards up....."
" You can be legs......I'll be boobs an you can be.................peanut!" " I don't want to be peanut...." " WHAT, would you rather be giant zip lock bag?"
" I should make a mould of my penis so you can make a dildo out of it...... It would be like were having sex everytime you use it."
" Ahhhhhh, my shoe is stuck to the floor... WHAT, DID YOU PASTE IT TO THE LINOLEUM?"
" You can do the gravy Alyssa." " You know what you can do?, You can suck on my Xavier." " MMMmmmmm, only as long as it tastes like pink lemonade."
" Dirty babe, you see these shackles baby im your slave, I'll let you whip me if I misbehave, no one makes me feel this way...."
" Ewwwy lick my chocolate, peanut butter bung hole."
" The toonie is mine, or shall I say the Toonies are mine.... it's on ladies and I'm bringing my A game..."
" Apparently I suck harder on the tip, maybe thats due to my rapid toungue action..... I like to lick the base in a counter clockwise direction."
" Have you ever seen 2 camels getting it on...?"
" What do you think your doing rubbing your chaffing skin all over my seat?, Do you want to walk home with one sandle so that every other step you burn your foot...?"
" You have Sponge Bob on your arm...", " Ahhh yes, and hes on my inner thigh."
" One day we will stay late and go swimming. It will start to rain, I'll poke him, he'll poke me, he will kiss me, it will rain harder. I'll take off his pants, but we wont do it, we will just caress eachothers nakedness."
" Don't touch me buttttttons......"
" Tanzakneeyah Shekhemera Bumrodin's my name, whistling piggies is my game."
" Oh no, look it's so small you could do it yourself!"
" Will you still love me....ya I guess so ... as long as you don't have green mouldy fungus growing out of your belly button."
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" It twinkles in my world 24 hrs a day."
" Will you still love me....ya I guess so ... as long as you don't have green mouldy fungus growing out of your belly button."
" Excuse me, how well is your baby maker working...?"
" Suck on my big, sparkley, pink dildo." - Did I mention it tastes like Pink Lemonade???
" Hey Kass, when you get married can we be yourbrides maids?.." " Uhhhh duh, I'm going to have one of those old school weddings with like 18 brides maids....for real."....." Nahhhh, like 22 brides maid for sure"
" That's Vagin!"
` Continuation ^
" It's vagin...to be a vagitarian!!!"
"Ovaries...STOP EATING MY STOMACH!"
So, apparently a Yoshia grass experiment is taking place. This involves taking the grass off of the ground, rolling it up….and unrolling it back onto the dirt again. Sense? NO sense. The reason for this you ask..? To squeeze hobo urine out of the lawn, put it in bottles, and sell it to people mean while telling them it’s the new Zen thing to drink. Ahhhhhhh, so it’s like green tea! Why yes, ……. We shall call it …. YELLOW TEA. Ummmmm but what is that odd sent every time I bring it close to my mouth? It’s the special Buddhist blossom from my ancient ancestors in ying-yang town. Shhhhhhhhh- Patent Pending……
there so scary....