Some Good Old SNL:
Alex Trebeck: Mr. Reynolds, it's your board, pick a category.
Burt Reynolds: I'll take the dog one.
Alex Trebeck: Alright, words that rhyme with dog for 400. And the answer is 'It's been a "Hard Days Night" I should be sleeping like a "this".' Burt Reynolds
Burt Reynolds: Chinese wh0re.
Alex Trebeck: No. John Travolta.
John Travolta: Chinese wh0re doesn't rhyme with dog.
Alex Trebeck: That's why it was a wrong answer. Mr. Keaton.
Michael Keaton: I am Batman.
Alex Trebeck: No, you are not.
Alex Trebek: Name a sound a dog makes, Mr. Connery.
Sean Connery: Moo.
Alex Trebek: No.
Sean Connery: Thats the sound your mother made last night, Trebek!
Alex Trebek: That is the wrong answer. Bark, or ruff, would've been accepted.
Sean Connery: Rough. Just the way your mother likes it, Trebek!
Alex Trebek: Mr. Connery, why don't you pick a category?
Sean Connery: I've got to ask you about the Penis Mightier.
Alex Trebek: What? No. No, no, that is The Pen is Mightier.
Sean Connery: Gussy it up however you want, Trebek. What matters is does it work? Will it really mighty my penis, man?
Alex Trebek: It's not a product, Mr. Connery.
Sean Connery: Because I've ordered devices like that before - wasted a pretty penny, I don't mind telling you. And if The Penis Mightier works, I'll order a dozen.
Alex Trebek: It's not a Penis Mightier, Mr. Connery. There's no such thing!
Nicholas Cage: Wait, wait, wait.. are you selling Penis Mightiers?
Alex Trebek: No! No, I'm not.
Sean Connery: Well, you're sitting on a gold mine, Trebek!
Keanu Reeves: Umm ill take balloons for $200
Trebek: Umm...thats not a catagory Mr. Reeves
Keanu: Ok...then ill take balloons for $400
Trebek: Ahh...lets move on
Keanu: I know Kung-Fu
Trebek: For the last time Mr.Reeves......no you dont...
Alex Trebeck: Mr. Reynolds, it's your board, pick a category.
Burt Reynolds: I'll take the dog one.
Alex Trebeck: Alright, words that rhyme with dog for 400. And the answer is 'It's been a "Hard Days Night" I should be sleeping like a "this".' Burt Reynolds
Burt Reynolds: Chinese wh0re.
Alex Trebeck: No. John Travolta.
John Travolta: Chinese wh0re doesn't rhyme with dog.
Alex Trebeck: That's why it was a wrong answer. Mr. Keaton.
Michael Keaton: I am Batman.
Alex Trebeck: No, you are not.
Alex Trebek: Name a sound a dog makes, Mr. Connery.
Sean Connery: Moo.
Alex Trebek: No.
Sean Connery: Thats the sound your mother made last night, Trebek!
Alex Trebek: That is the wrong answer. Bark, or ruff, would've been accepted.
Sean Connery: Rough. Just the way your mother likes it, Trebek!
Alex Trebek: Mr. Connery, why don't you pick a category?
Sean Connery: I've got to ask you about the Penis Mightier.
Alex Trebek: What? No. No, no, that is The Pen is Mightier.
Sean Connery: Gussy it up however you want, Trebek. What matters is does it work? Will it really mighty my penis, man?
Alex Trebek: It's not a product, Mr. Connery.
Sean Connery: Because I've ordered devices like that before - wasted a pretty penny, I don't mind telling you. And if The Penis Mightier works, I'll order a dozen.
Alex Trebek: It's not a Penis Mightier, Mr. Connery. There's no such thing!
Nicholas Cage: Wait, wait, wait.. are you selling Penis Mightiers?
Alex Trebek: No! No, I'm not.
Sean Connery: Well, you're sitting on a gold mine, Trebek!
Keanu Reeves: Umm ill take balloons for $200
Trebek: Umm...thats not a catagory Mr. Reeves
Keanu: Ok...then ill take balloons for $400
Trebek: Ahh...lets move on
Keanu: I know Kung-Fu
Trebek: For the last time Mr.Reeves......no you dont...
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