I recently moved to Edmonton from Grande Prairie(shithole capital of Alberta, maybe even Canada!) You want to find some retarded people/girls, go there, theres lots to choose from LOL

Anyways, i am here now in Edmonton living with a couple friends. I am working in Sherwood Park and it is going quite good! I love to work and put in a lot of time if i have nothing else to do or planned!

I'm very big into sports, although i'm not really involved in any right now, i still really like to watch them, and do go out and play them when i can. I bowl 5 pin at the moment and is the only "sport" that i am involved in. I love it and have fun competing! Also, i am into cars and drifting, i love it and love to drive around (very relaxing to me)..

I'm quite a good listener and love to help out when i can. I give my honest opinion and best advice when needed! I look into things in pretty much every perspective and think it through then give an answer, unless i have a good piece of advice to give already!

I'd like to find a girl that can make me laugh, smile, keep a good convo, surprise me, listen to me, trust me, show interest in me, be with me, and much more...
I've had a rough go at it in the past and its hard for me to find a good relationship...my last few have just been terrible....
It doesn't mean i'm on here to find a girlfriend, but if it happens then ok....i'd just like to meet some new friends first...if things go farther awesome, if not then w/e..its all good

~I'd Rather Have Badtimes Wit U
Then Good Ttimes Wit Sumbody Else
I'd Rather Be Beside U In A Storm
Then Safe N Warm By myself
I'd Rather have Hard Times Together
Than Easy Times Apart
I'd Rather Just Have U~

10 reasons why bicycles are better than girlfriends
1-Bicycles dont get pregnant
2-You can ride your bike any time of month
3-Bikes dont whine unless something is really wrong
4-You can share your a bike with a friend
5-Bikes dont care how many other bikes you have ridden
6-Bikes dont care if you buy bike magazines
7-If your bike is too loose you can tighten it
8-Bikes dont insult you if you are bad rider
9-You dont have to take shower before you ride your bike
10-You can ride your bike the first time you meet it without having to take it to dinner, see a movie or meet its parents
those reasons are true.....but i'd still rather have a g/f any day

Learn Chinese in 5 minutes...(You MUST read them out loud)
>1) That's not right .......................... Sum Ting Wong
>2) Are you harboring a fugitive?.............. Hu Yu Hai Ding
>3) See me ASAP................................ Kum Hia Nao
>4) Stupid Man ................................ Dum Fuk
>5) Small Horse ............................... Tai Ni Po Ni
>6) Did you go to the beach? .................. Wai Yu So Tan
>7) I bumped into a coffee table .............. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin ni
>8] I think you need a face lift .............. Chin Tu Fat
>9) It's very dark in here .................... Wao So Dim
>10) I thought you were on a diet ............. Wai Yu Mun Ching?
>11) This is a tow away zone .................. No Pah King
>12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nao?
>13) Staying out of sight ..................... Lie Ying Lo
>14) He's cleaning his automobile ............. Wa Shing Ka
>15) Your body odor is offensive .............. Yu Stin Ki Pu
>16) Great .................................... Fa Kin Su Pa

5 pin bowling
basketball
cars
drifting
partyin
relaxing
watchin hockey(especially playoffs)
sleeping
sex (prefer to be in a relationship with this category though!)
going to movies
working
Olive garden

liars( especially the ones who think they're smart enough to get away with it like everyone else doesn't know they're lying)
cheaters
whores
having to get up to work when your having a great sleep
grande prairie winter and roads
bars that still have smoking
people who talk behind your back
i hate when people feel sorry for themselves and tell u its alright for them to be
i hate when people pull guilt trips cuz its bullshit...if i wanted to feel bad i would've in the first place!!