SHIITTT, look at this fucker, he is my best bud you can't find another one like him me and him are tighter than your grandmother's panties(and don't put any smart ass comments in there, we all know your grandma loves to wear her super tight thongs) I got your back boyo -Axe
boo! love you long timee boy, you're my absolute favorite, and I have NO idea what I'd do without you in my life. you're my best friend and I can tell you anything, and know you'll always be there for me. I trust you with my life. you're so fuckin' hilarious, it's FANTASTIC. stay sexy keebler. xoxo pidge!
So stand in line while they ink numbers in your head, you're now a slave until the end of time here, nothing stops the madness turning, haunting, yearning, pull the trigger!