CHINESE SICK LEAVE: 'I NO COME WOK TODAY!!!'
Hung Chow calls his work and says, "Hey, I no come wok
today, I
"weally sick . Got headache, stomach ache, and legs
hurt, I no come wok."
The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really
need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my
wife and tell her to give me Sex. That Makes everything
better and I go to work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again.. "I do what You say
and I feel Great. I be at wok soon ...You got nice house."
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This video certainly helps keeps things in perspective.
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SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!
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This is hilarious! Anything for a good cause!
I guess he really didn't know he was live!
Today, to ask a boy I really liked to my school's turnabout dance, I gave him a box full of 10 cupcakes that spelled out T-U-R-N-A-B-O-U-T-?. The boy gave the box back a little later. There were two cupcakes left inside. It said N-O. FML
Today, my husband dropped me off at work, ten minutes later I got a text saying" I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it he said he "I dont know what youre talking about Megan". My name isnt Megan, not even close. FML
My daily favorite from Fmylife.com
Today, my mom : "You and your dad like all the same foods right? Try this for me", she then proceeds to give me a strawberry flavored jelly. I say that it tastes good and ask what she gave me. "It's my new nipple cream, I want to surprise your dad tonight." FML
