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If She Has A Hissy Fit Cuz Ur Whiskey Dick this is what you say SORRY FOR PARTY ROCKIN !!

BASICS

Height:	179 cm - 183 cm (5'11" - 6')
Weight:	83 Kg - 86 Kg (181 lbs - 190 lbs)
Sexual Orientation:	Heterosexual
Dating:	Single
Living Situation:	Living with roommate(s)
Location:	Jersey Shore, Pennsylvania, United States

KELSO

(Below) Left - Twist Conditioning - lived in North Vancouver @ the time

I'm The Most Anticipated, Most Celebrated, Most Loved & The Mothafuckin Most Hated
Its Kelso a.k.a K-dub don't get it twisted !!
I was born and raised in Williams Lake. I lived in Kamloops for a couple years during highschool. I've lived in NORTH VANCOUVER and was doing hockey training there in Twist Conditioning. I' also lived in Castlegar and played for the Rebels as well as Grand Forks for the Border Bruins, both teams in the KIJHL. I think you should live life with no regrets, life is too short to be pissed off all the time. One of my highest priorities is being honest. I love a girl who goes to the gym and has a fit body who knows theres more to life than partying. I'm gonna live my life and do my best to have as much fun as i can. The things i went through & the things people put me through wouldn't have made me the person i am today. The Underdog Gets His Eventually

All That Matters Is What You Really Want, And Going After It
Its Trust & Character I Need Around Me, Who You Choose To Be Around You Lets You Know Who You Are

(Below) Kelso & my bestfriend Mimi

(Below) BAD pic of me lol - when i lived in Castlegar
Tara.Allie.Kelso & my gf @ the time Danika!.Jeff

"bitches they gonna talk, niggaz they gonna hate" - Obie Trice

KELSO

i'm pretty much down with bein friends with anyone as long as you can respect yourself as well as me. Image is everything. i love hockey, i love music, i try to never complicate things i like to keep things simple, i like a lot of stuff, hittin the bars n clubs! talkin on the phone is great, snowmobiling! chillin with friends, hot tubbing, partying, meeting new ppl (do that lots), all that type of stuff

Life Is Simple, You Make Choices And You Don't Look Back
Just Live In The Moment, No Past, No Future, No Problems

"i firmly believe that any man's finest hour - his greatest fulfilment to all he holds dear...is that moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted in the field of battle......victorious." Vince Lombardi(1913-1970)

RUTHLESS

Death Is Certain. Life Is Not.

Truthfully i'm a really nice guy and very honest & very trustworthy even tho "some" ppl don't think so. I think you should be simple, be your own person, before you take anyones advice take a good look at the life they live. Don't let ppl tell you what to do, don't be influenced by what other ppl think cuz most ppl don't know shit, you don't always have to do the right thing, you don't always have to play by the rules, rules were not meant to be broken but sometimes you have to break them to get what you want reguardless of how far you will have to go. Nothin stays the same not our girlfriends not our families not anyone, life doesn't stop back in the real world jus cuz ur goin through some shit and no one really gives a fuck. The majority of people don't appreciate anything so don't ever expect any thanks in this lifetime. I hate stressin out bout things i don't have to, i don't put up with anything & i don't need anyones attitude. I don't believe in anything that you can't prove such as luck, fate, destiny, religion, jinxes, curses, karma, superstition, you can tell that fuckin bullshit to the tourists, but i do believe in what i see through my own 2 eyes. Your life will turn out the way you want it to through your own actions and not anyone elses. One last thing --- if you think i'm a liar go fuck yourself, if you can't trust me go fuck yourself, if you think you got some negative bullshit on me go fuck yourself i know who my friends are i know who my family is, you wanna accuse me of bullshit and/or disrespect me i really don't need you in my life. I Fuckin Hate Bitches!!

Life
by Marshall Mathers
What is life?
Life is like a big obstacle
in front of your optical to slow you down
And everytime you think you gotten past it
it's gonna come back around and tackle you to the damn ground
What are friends?
Friends are people that you think are your friends
But they really your enemies with secret indentities
and disguises to hide they true colors
So just when you think you close enough to be brothers
they wanna come back and cut your throat when you ain't lookin
What is money?
Money is what makes a man act funny
Money is the root of all evil
Money'll make them same friends come back around
swearing that they was always down
What is life?
I'm tired of life

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