wow no blog entries for awhile. mom got nex bannded from my comp. i miss nex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i wont be on for long periods in between time.
if u really wanna talk add my msn

kelly.nicole.v@hotmail.com



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Three Names you go by:
1. Kelly
2. Kel
3. Bitch

Three Parts of Your Heritage
1. Canadian
2. South African
3. Russian

Three Things That Scare You
1. Spiders
2. Needles
3. The pig mask from saw 1-3 (fuck...creeps me out)

Three of Your Everyday Essentials
1. Food
2. Computer
3. My Friends

Three Things You Are Wearing Right Now
1. Jeans
2. Stiches shirt
3. Socks

Three of Your Favourite Songs
1. Just So You Know
2. Glamorous
3. Lean On Me

Three Things You Want in a Relationship
1. Commitment
2. Trust
3. No Pressure

Two Truths and a Lie (in any order)
1. Cortnie and Miranda are my best friends
2. I love animals
3. I love school.

Three of Your Favorite Hobbies
1. Hanging with friends
2. Music
3. Computer

Three Places You Want to go
1. Hawaii
2. Florida
3. Mexico

Three Things You Want to Do Before You Die
1. Beat the shit out of Kayla Sekosan
2. Become a zooligist
3. Get married.

GIRL TALK
1. Do you stuff your bra? no
2. Have you ever stuffed your bra? nope
3. What make-up do you wear daily? mascara,lipstick/gloss, eye shadow
4. Where do you buy your underwear from? like, 5 places
5. How many pairs of shoes do you own? 5
6. Real hair color? blonde
7. What do you most like about your body? my hair
8. And least? my height
9. Do you have braces? yeah
12. Do you look like any celebrities? no
13. Do you like a man with muscles or not? yeah.
14. Tall or short men? taller than me
15. Does your dream guy have long or short hair? either
16. Were you nervous at grade school dances? no
17. Do you shave your legs? yeah
20. Do you pluck your eyebrows? no
22. Do you have a boyfriend? no
23. What was your longest relationship? uhmm 6 months.
25. Can you sing? yeah, not well tho
26. Do you struggle with self-esteem? yeah a little bit
27. Do u or have you ever had an eating disorder? no
28. When was your first real boyfriend? cant remmember.
29. Future daughters/sons names? no clue
30. Do your underwear and bras usually match? no

Dear ________,

I have always wanted to_______you.

you have a cute______.

You make me _______.

You should _______.

Someday I will ______.

You + me=________.

If I saw you now I'd _________.

I would build a _______ just for you.

I would get your name tattooed on my __________.

If I could sing you any song it would be _________.

We could __________ under the stars.

My love for you is like that of ____________.


Love
___________________ (Your Name

15 things to do at walmart while your spouse or partner is taking
there own sweet time...


1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
intervals.

3 Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4 Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares..... and see what happens.

5 Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6 Move a 'CAUTION WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7 Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
'Why >can't you people just leave me alone?' >

9 Look right to the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick
your nose.

10 While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are. >

11 Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12 In the auto department,practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13 Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14 When an announcement comes
over the loud speaker, assume the fetal
position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

And last, but not least!15

Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a
while; and, then, >yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in
here!"

A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK "
"When I grew up I was BLACK, "
"When I'm sick I'm BLACK, "
"When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, "
"When I'm cold I'm BLACK, "
"When I die I'll be BLACK."
"But you sir."
"When you are born you're pink, "
"When you grow up you're white, "
"When you're sick, you're green, "
"When you go in the sun you turn red, "
"When you're cold you turn blue, "
"And when you die you turn purple.
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Put this on your page if you HATE racism

A boy and a girl were in love, they always sat together at school, with all their friends, whom the school called 'scene'. they shared their razors, and cried together, their sorrows fell on the other persons shoulder. one day, the girl asked the boy a very serious question, "I want to commit suicide, will you commit it with me?" obviously, the boy said he was, so the next day he brought a bottle of pills to her house, he divided them evenly, then told her he wanted to die kissing her,so she said to kiss her immediatly after they both put the pills in their mouths. AT the count of three, they popped the pills into their mouths, and the boy started to kiss her, he used his toungue to take all the pills out of her mouth, Afterwards, the girl was very mad, because he had died, and she hadnt. A few moments later, she found a note laying in his hand, she picked it up, and it read:
'My beautiful crying angel, i could not let you die, you are too good for that earth, and too good for heaven above, you deserve to live, thats why i took the pills, i could not let you die. Sweetie, please dont try and commit suicide, i love you,thats why i let you live, i want you to live on, and when god determines that it is your turn to die, i will be waiting for you in heaven.i love you my little crying angel, no matter how much you think i dont. i love you, your my beautiful heartbroken princess.
-love from, your gaurdian angel.'
the girl wept, but she still lives to this day, because her emo gaurdian angel protects her soul.

You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction.
You call me "Whiteboy," "Cracker," "Honkey," "Whitey," "Caveman" "trash" and that's OK.

But when I call you, Nigger, Towelhead, Sand-nigger, Camel Jockey,
Beaner, Gook, Chink, Spic or Hindu you call me a racist.

You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you, so why are the
ghettos the most dangerous places to live?

You have the United Negro College Fund.
You have Martin Luther King Day.
You have Black History Month.
You have Cesar Chavez Day.
You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi
You have the NAACP.
You have BET.

If we had WET(White Entertainment Television) we'd be racists.
If we had a White Pride Day you would call us racists.
If we had white history month, we'd be racists.
If we had an organization for only whites to "advance" our lives, we'd be
racists.
If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships, you
know we'd be racists.

There are over 60 openly proclaimed Black Colleges in the US, yet if
there were "White colleges" that would be a racist college.

In the Million Man March, you believed that you were marching for your race and rights. If we marched for our race and rights, you would
call us racists.

You are proud to be black, brown, yellow and orange, and you're not afraid
to announce it. But when we announce our white pride, you call us racists.

You rob us, carjack us, and shoot at us. But, when a white police officer
shoots a black, brown, yellow or orange gang member or beats up a black, brown, yellow or orange drug-dealer running from
the law and posing a threat to society, you call him a racist.

I am proud to be white. But, you call me a racist.

Why is it that only whites can be racists? There is nothing improper
about this blog. Let's see which of you are proud enough to copy it.

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Heyyz Kellie
Kellie ur drop dead gorgeous I love you to death best friends forever!!!
Never let morons hurt u and put you down, especially the malesters. Beware i am the 17 year old malester named Patrick, Luv yah and good timess

Aww Courtney hun, thats so sweet. I luvv you too. . And also thnx for updatin it again Your the best. And I hope you didn't get in so much shit for us stayin out past curfew Hahaha ohh well. It was fun.

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heyy heyy its ok kelly i will be there with you everytjme your cryin or hurt ( and if your hurt i am kickin their ass) lollz your really pretty your an awesome chick and i hope you know that oh and bob.... nice heehee i am boredededed or as jessica would say board lollz i miss her she was soo cool but your cooler

-love yeahzz lottz keep it crazy

ps also if your cryin i am kickin their ass again[/font

WHO ARE YOU?
Name: Kelly
Age: Fourteen.
Astrological Sign: Cancer
Sex/Gender: Female.
Skin: White
Hair: Annoying length, rly. And it's blond with brown lowlights
Eyes: green.
Height: 5'2.
Weight: 100
Marital Status: lol, none
Religion: Christian

Where Were You Born?: Burnaby bc

Where Do You Live Now?: Surrey, British Columbia.

Occupation: none

Vehicle: None, I don't drive.

Pets: A dog and four rats,.

YOUR FAVORITES
Type Of Food: I unno
Meal: uhmmm wtf? breakfat
Snack: No clue
Fruit: mango.
Vegetable: Celery with peanut butter!! Yummy!
Drink: Coffee/hotchocolate.
Alcoholic Beverage: None really
Cigarette: none
Drug: none
Book: The Outsiders I guess
Author: No clue
Actor: Hmmm, Johnny Depp. Or Adam Sandler
Actress: Hmmm, Joho? No clue
TV Show: Malcom in the middle.
TV Channel: None really.
Band: Hedleyy
Song: Just so you know.
Activity: Hanging with friends.
Animal: Aw, can't choose.
Place To Go: Cortnies

A LITTLE MORE PERSONAL
What Do You Wear To Sleep?: Tshirt and pj pants.

What Position Do You Sleep In?: side
How Many Pillows Do You Use?: 5? i like pillows =D

Do You Hog The Blankets?: Yes. Hahaha.
Do You Roll Around Alot?: Im asleep. how the fuck should i know.
Do You Snore?: no
Do You Drool?: doubt it

Whats Under Your Bed?: umm, some boxes

Your Feelings Towards Pornography: ew?

Your Feelings Towards Strippers: If they're in the right place, they make hella cash mang

Your Feelings Towards Prostitutes: whores. go die.

Do You Think Size Matters?: No

What Part Of The Body Attracts You Most?: ?

Sex, Before Or After Marriage?: Whenever.

For You Sex Is About...: I don't care?

Favorite Physical Activity With Partner: Hah. Anything.

What Are Your Fetishes?: I don't have any.

FINAL QUESTIONS:
List 3 Words That Best Describe Yourself: Lazx, Funny, Crazy
What's Your Ultimate Goal In Life?: Probably a miniture pincher. Lmfao Cortnie
How Would You Like To Die?: Painlessly, and quick

1. What time is it? 3:02 pm


3. Date that you regularly blow them out? None really?

4. Pets: Rats and a dog

5. Eye color: green.

6. Real/Died hair color: Blond, blond

7. Piercings: Two

8. Tattoos: Zero.

9. How much do you love your job? I don't have a job.

10. Favorite color: Green and yelloww

11. Current residence: My parents' house. Hah.

12. Favorite food: Unno

13. Been to Africa? No,I WANNA SO FUCKING BAD

14. Been toilet papering? Nope

15. Loved somebody so much it made you cry? Yeah

16. Been in a car accident? Yes.
a. been hit by a car while walking? No.
b. been hit by a car while riding your bike? no

17. Croutons or bacon bit? Croutons.

18. Sprite or 7UP? Whats the diff?

19. Favorite movie? Garden State.

20. Favorite Holiday? Summer

21. Favorite day of the week? Saturday

22. Favorite word or phrase: Your mother.

23. Favorite Restaurant: Rickys or Montanas

24. Favorite Drink: Coffee/hotchoclate

25. Favorite sport to watch: Basketball

26. Preferred type of ice cream: Mint chocolate chip.

27. Favorite Sesame Street Character: ELMO

28. Disney or Warner Bros? You won't make me choooose.

29. Favorite Fast food restaurant: Mcdonaladss

30. When was your last hospital visit? Unno

31. What color is your bedroom carpet? White

32. How many times did you fail your driver's test? I havn't taken one yet.

33. Have you ever been convicted of a crime? Nah

34. Which single store would you choose to max out your credit card? Hmm, cant choose

35. What do you do most often when you are bored? These things.

36. Most annoying thing people ask you/say to you? "DID YOU SEE THAT?!!?" at the movies, fuck, no, i came to stare at the floor.

37. Bedtime: Usually around three in the morning, heh.

38. Last Movie you saw: John tucker must die

39. Do you prefer Theater or movie: I like going to the theatres. But renting a dvd is nice too.

40. Time when you finished this: 3:15