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Fuck McDonalds.
the King is in.

Aint she sumthin...

Name's Ken,
Im 6'1,
180lbs,
brown hair ,brown eyes
slim yet heavy,if i worked out every day i could be scary
im a roofer,
i got the metabolism of a bull,
i can eat any amount of anything and never gain a pound,
i drive a p.o.s car cause my truck is down an' out
i hang with skaters but i aint one,i can hacky like a mad man tho,
i stand by my friends no matter the shit they're in,and ill do my best to get them out of it,
my favorite drink "Devils Mouthwash"
my favorite food is pizza (panago is da shit!!)
my least favorite food is mushroom soup,
my favorite saying "Cheers!!"
my favorite word, "spatchula"
music i listen to "ACDC,Aerosmith,Beatles,Black Sabbath,CCR,Dire Straights,The Doors,Eric Clapton,Guns and Roses,Iron Maidon,Kiss,Led Zepplin,Metallica,Nazareth,Rammstein,Rollin Stones,Steppenwolf,U2,Van Halen,Whitesnake,The Who,ZZ Top
i listen to rock and roll mostly cause thats who i am

BASICS

Height:	184 cm - 188 cm (6'1" - 6'2")
Weight:	78 Kg - 82 Kg (171 lbs - 180 lbs)
Birthday:	August 23, 1987
Sexual Orientation:	Heterosexual
Dating:	Single
Living Situation:	Living with roommate(s)
Location:	White Rock, Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada
Join Date:	02:31am \| Feb 11, '07
Profile Updated:	02:38am \| Dec 19, '09
Last Active:	10:32pm \| May 15, '12

INTERESTS

Reading Material:	Comic books, Fiction, Fantasy, Humor, Newspapers, Myths and Legends, Sci-fi
Animals/Pets:	Cats, Dogs, Fish
Video Games:	First person shooter, Fighting, Racing, Role Playing, Sports, Strategy
Music:	Classic Rock, Death Metal, Metal, Rock
Sports:	Fishing, Hockey, Paintball, Hacky-sack
Activities:	Drinking, Driving, Listening to music, Partying, Reading
Outdoor:	Camping, Fishing

THINGS I LIKE

Money,Girls,Weed,RockandRoll,Heavy Metal,Food,Beer,Sleep,Hockey,Fighting,Fishing,Pool,Video Games,Cats,Dogs,Hot Dogs,Hamburgers,(wait thats food isnt it?? :err:) .....ANW,Wendys, Burger King,KFC,......Driving,Coffee,Timmy Ho's,Movies,Hacky Sack,Pipes,Bongs,Those clear rollin papers,Fire,Water,Coca Cola,Lightning,Fire Works,Fire Crackers,Malibu Mustang Corvette and Camero,Boats,Helocopters,Airplanes,Playboy,Hustler,Penthouse,Blondes,Redheads, People who are bilingular,People who know what bilingular means,Harleys,The Internet,Toilet Paper,Deoderant,Showers,BIG TVs,X-BOX 360,Chairs,King Kong,Cell Phones,condoms, and.....umm ......ill just keep thinking.....
COLOURS COLOURS HE HE LOTS OF COLOURS
And as we wind on down the road......

RHG Motha Fuckas ....Got a Problem?
Sex, drugs, rock 'n' roll, speed, weed, and birth control.
Take a shot, hit a bong, party hard all night long.
One tequilla, two tequilla, three tequilla, floor.
When you wake up later, have a little more.
Find a dealer, buy some weed, puff that stuff you know you need.
Party hardy, rock 'n' roll, drink a micki, smoke a bowl.
Stoners live and stoners die, but in the end we all get high.
We wrote this shit to prove a point: lifes a bitch so smoke a joint.
So if in life you don't succeed, fuck it all and smoke some weed.
We are stoners, we have class, fuck with us we'll kick your ass.
So all you haters that think you're cool, think again cause stoners rule
-Rules of the Ripped

1. The Golden Rule
If a friend has nothing to smoke and you do, smoke them up.
If you've got munchies and drink and they don't, let them have a bit of yours.

2. Left-Hand Rule: Always pass to the left.
That way if you're driving in a car, The Driver doesn't have to reach behind him to grab the joint.

3. He who rolls a joint gains automatic sparking privileges.
If he rolls a nice joint, tell him so.
If he does not wish to spark, he may pass the privilege to someone else.

4. Never complain about somebody else's weed.
They didn't have to include you...
Don't knock it free pot is good pot.

5. Never turn down a toke, unless you are too stoned (hey it happens).
Pity he who is too stoned.

6. Valid Medical Patients
A Valid Medical Patient does have the right to smoke alone.
If they feel they do not have enought to share.
Remember it's their medicine.

7. A match is a match:
Try never to match pinners to anything bigger, its just impolite.
Come to think of it, never roll a pinner.
If you absoultely must roll a pinner due to lack of pot, apologize
apologize profusely.

8. Always:
Declare a bowl pooched if you think it is.
Reload

9. The person who brought the bud picks the music.

10. Toke Toke Pass[/color]

THINGS I DONT LIKE

colds,people who cant hold their liquor,onions,mushrooms,spiders,hiccups,midgets,cuts,splinters,heights,shwagg weed,broken bongs,mcdonalds,headaches,preps im not one i wear clothes that are comfortable(altho the chiks are smokin i dont mind them),snobs,bullys,cheats,liars,beggars,vandals,cleaning up dog shit,work,being so far from my stompin grounds,traffic laws,taxes,court,the government,fuckin cops,walking for more than20 meters,running,throwing up,sweating,sambooka,wine,war

......WTF?.......

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