Hockey For Life
The More I Train, The Quicker I Get.
The Quicker I Get, The Slower They Seem.
The Slower They Seem, The Easier The Game.
The Easier The Game, The Greater My Threat.
The Greater My Threat, The More Attention I Draw.
The More Attention I Draw, The Tighter They Play Me.
The Tighter They Play, The More I Train.
The More I Train, The Quicker I Get.
The Quicker I Get, The Slower They Seem.
The Slower They Seem, The Easier The Game.
The Easier The Game, The Greater My Threat.
The Greater My Threat, The More Attention I Draw.
The More Attention I Draw, The Tighter They Play Me.
The Tighter They Play, The More I Train.
St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about hockey. Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral ice between a select team from the heavenly host and his own hand-picked boys.
"Very well," said the gatekeeper of Heaven. "But you realize, I hope, that we've got all the good players and the best coaches."
"I know, and that's all right," Satan answered unperturbed, "We've got all the referees."
Police label anyone attacking Etienne as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.
Etienne was called 'carpet muncher' ever since bringing carpet to school for lunch.
Etienne is the reason Sauron has a flaming eye.
Etienne puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
Every third rainy tuesday in August, Etienne knits a tea-cozy.
Etienne can blow up a balloon... while inhaling.
Etienne once ate a double cheese burger with fried onions in front of an anorexic.
Etienne went on ready steady cook, round house kicked the entire audience killing them all and produced a meal from their remains. Etienne still won.
Etienne got hungry and invented Kentucky Fried Chicken.
Etienne is the only human male able to please a bull elephant.
Surgeon General Warning: Etienne may cause cancer of the eyes and or spontanious orgasms.
