There's a girl who might work at Blockbuster.
She is very inspirational.
She is very inspirational, because of many things.
I come in to rent a movie, and she smiles and says
"How are you?". When she smiles and says "How
are you?"
I could swear my heart grows wings.
So today I went to rent a movie.
I decided I should say hi.
I decided I should say hi, in a proper formal way.
So today I went to rent a movie, and when she smiled
and said " How are you?" I said "Fine and my name's
Hailey" And she softly answered "Hey...?"
And I said "My name is Hailey, and thank you for the free
movie rental"
And she said "What are you doing Hailey..."
Which provides the inspiration for this poem.
Ellen the movie girl.
Bring me movies, bring me joy.
Oh Ellen the movie girl.
I love her, I love her, I love her...
So I’d like to get my nerve up
To recite my poem musical.
She would like the fact it’s musical
Because she doesn't play guitar.
So today when I went to rent a movie,
Ellen told me she was free tonight
And wanted to know if I would like to have a sleepover.
And I saw her grab the movie, to prepare my latest purchase,
But for me she made it free! And she didn’t think I knew
But I saw her grab the movie, and for me she made it free,
And I knew that free movie meant that Ellen loved me too!
I said, "What time are you off? And thank you for the free movie…"
She said, "I'm off at 9, and Hailey what the hell are you doing?"
Ellen, the movie girl
Bring me movies, bring me joy!
Oh Ellen, the movie girl,
I love her, I love her, I love her…
I used to be the kind of girl who'd run when movies rushed toward her.
But finally a voice whispered "Movies can be yours, if you step up to the counter, and order."
Ellen, the movie girl,
Bring me movies, bring me joy
Oh Ellen, the movie girl,
I love, her I love her, I love her..
So many years my heart has waited,
Who’d have thought that love could be so digitalated?
Ellen, the movie girl,
I love her, I love her, I love her.
I love her, I love her, I love her...
If you give a mouse a cookie, he’ll want a glass of milk.
You give a mouse some milk, he’ll want some more.
If you give a mouse more milk, he’ll develop a taste for human blood.
If he develops a taste for human blood, he’ll become a vampire.
If he becomes a vampire, he’ll have to make some followers.
Now if he makes some followers, they will need to feed.
If they feed too much, The National Guard will be called out.
If The National Guard is called out, they too will become fodder for the Vampires!
If The National Guard fails, The President will call in a nuclear strike.
If a nuke is dropped, hundreds of thousands of people will die!
America will become a nuclear wasteland and collapse!
With no one to keep the rest of the world’s nukes in check, every crackpot nation will launch their own!!
Eventually the entire earth will be destroyed…
And that’s why I had to kill Daddy, he was giving a mouse a cookie.
Sleep well, Sweetie.
lovely women:
kristin chenoweth. catherine zeta-jones. reese
witherspoon. rachel weisz. monica bellucci. jill
hennessy. helena bonham carter. dita von teese.
eva green. elisha cuthbert. lisa edelstein. rose byrne.
brittany murphy. hedy lamarr. marilyn monroe. meryl
streep. jodie foster. miranda richardson. barbra
streisand. annette bening. christina ricci. susan
sarandon. kate beckinsale. anna belknap. kate winslet.
michelle pfeiffer. thandie newton. asia argento. laura
linney. cate blanchett. keri russel. marion cotillard.
gillian anderson. sasha alexander.
lovely men:
lee pace. anthony hopkins. eric szmanda.
gary dourdan. george eads. patrick dempsey.
robert de niro. dustin hoffman. hugh jackman.
sean connery. john cusack. robin williams. tom
hanks. brendan fraser. jack nicholson. antonio
banderas. hugh dancy. clive owen. philip seymour
hoffman. james mcavoy. david duchovny.
models:
miranda kerr. jessica stam. ciara nugent. inguna
butane. tasha tilberg. daria werbowy. fanni bostrom.
judith bedard. heidi klum. tyra banks. lily donaldson.
cintia dicker. lily cole. du juan.
designers:
kate spade. elie saab. burberry. moschino.
michael kors. roland mouret. salvatore ferragamo.
oscar de la renta. chanel. miu miu. yves saint
laurent. collette dinnigan.
boob tube:
pushing daisies. house. csi. ugly betty.
cold case. desperate housewives. medium.
law & order: svu. antm. project runway.
what not to wear. without a trace. iron
chef america. crossing jordan.
