if your over 19 dont even bother sending me a
msg k thanks. others welcome =p
mmmbetcha =p
btw I DONT NOT WANNA HEAR ABOUT UR BONERS!
Yet she has a pic of herself holding her shirt open so you can see her chest.. Attention whore much?! LOL
2.) dont message me if.. your a guy with a ton of body hair or facial hair (both r gross), are 25 or older, if you are going to send me pictures of urself i dont care to see them, if your a pervert, if you are asking me for a phone number or msn cuz i wont give u either of them... have a great day
LOL I dont even know what to say to this one..
3.)hay u sexii
cum 2 my page && POLL=VOTE
and buy me plus bitchez, peas and penis
4.)You have to be at least 18 years old to purchase a fridge from sears. Don't even try it, kids
To: Kitty*Pop
From: kreeper
Date: Tue Nov 9, 2010 4:33 pm
Subject: No Subject
wow what i would do to get you naked on cam with me
There is way to many pervs and creeps on this site.... Now everyone can see who they are... just go'n to keep post'n them..
To: Kitty*Pop
From: Tex-ass
Date: Tue Nov 2, 2010 9:39 am
Subject: Re (8): No Subject
well i was just sitting here and i looked down at my dick and just wondered if i could suck it so i tried to just bend over and grab my legs and it kinda just went right to my mouth. i guess im kinda flexible lol!
What the F is wrong with you males!!!! What normal male would do this!!!
My replies are in BLUE..
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note... these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
No kid’n, cause if you were then we would prob be a lot more satisfied in the bedroom!
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
Your just lazy thats why you don’t put it down..
1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
I agree with this one...
1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
Your just mad cause we don’t buy stuff for you when we are out..
1. Crying is blackmail.
95% of the time were cry’n cause of something you did or said. Cause well lets face it
You guys are DOUCHES..
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
Even when we come out and say it you still get it wrong. So whats the point!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
Thats cause you can only comprehend yes or no..
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
And thats usually why you males get cheated on or dumped.. Nobody wants a robot.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem.
See a doctor.
Not our fault you have no skills and cant do it right! Or that its takes you 5 mins to find the hole
Cant be that hard!! We can find it when were on our own just fine so why cant you?!?!
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
Thats cause you cant remember what you did the day before and cause you guys are always screw'n up..
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.
OMG so cliché... ya cause we really want to climb into bed with you be'n fat cause you let yourself go.. ogh god please can we UGH
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.
If you think your cock is small it prob is.. Dont ask us..
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of them makes you sad or angry, then we meant the other one..
RIIIIIIIGHT
1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
Not our fault your idiots and cant turn on a f’n wash’n machine...
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
I agree..
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions
and neither do we.
Funny you don’t need them while drive’n but i can think of areas that you DO need them..
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
I agree
1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.
SO do we..
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle,
Besides we know you will bring it up again later.
And half the time neither are you.. but dont get mad when your friend has time to find out whats really wrong.. LOL If were not tell'n you whats wrong you can bet its cause we have already told someone else.. And you can bet you will be left for that person.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
We usually do this just to see what dumb answer you will give us.. we don’t actually care what
Your say’n.. We know your not really listen’n anyways..
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .
Thats a lie..
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation,
or golf.
Just proves are point that you have nothing important go'n on or to say..
1. You have enough clothes.
Never have enoughe
1. You have too many shoes.
I agree you only really need 3 pairs
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
NO its not.. Your just fat and lazy..
1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
HAHA no its not.. You just don’t want to let us know it bothers you...
I dont know why EVERYONE on this site has stupid pole's (and thats actually how it is spelt not polls you tools!!)
Every pole is about is the same..
Do you think im?
*Ugly
*Cute
*Hot
*Sexy
*I'd tap that
Are you honestly that insecure you need strangers to tell you your good look'n?
Thats actually pretty sad..
And eveyone who has a pole like that is usually half naked in their pics.
NOTE TO ALL..
If you have to put pics like that up where your half naked or topless means your be'n voted on your body not your face.. And if you have to do that well then you clearly look like you were born ass backwards.. so its prob for the best..
I love how girls who dress like sluts in their pics have things like
*Dont hit on me or be a perv and ask for sex or anything that has to do with sex..
Seriously your dressed like a f'n slut and you think what... guys are go'n to msg you and ask you about the weather? Are you f'n that stupid? If you put things in your tag line like * i swallow* Well clearly your only after one thing.. Grow a f'n brain!! Put some clothes on.. And maybe if you were not spread'n your legs like there a f'n 7/11.. People wouldnt treat you like the dirty whores you are... LOL
So i was stupid and watched the movie paranormal activities 2 the other night..
Couldnt sleep so i stayed up game'n all night.. The next night however was horrible... this is what happened..
My buddies asked if they could game at my house while i was out. I said yes.. Just make sure you lock up when you leave... I got home about 10 pm lastnight.. I got in went to straight to my room undressed and then jumped in shower.. Showered then got my pjs on which consist of booty shorts and a bra.. (remember that) so i climb into bed not think'n anything.. Watched some Amercian dad and family guy and i fell asleep...
While i was sleep'n i swear i could feel someone tickle'n my feet. And i woke up to a loud bang in my apt.. So i go and check and a cup fell.. Still not think'n anything about it i pick it up. Climb back into bed fall asleep..
So im sleep'n and then all of a sudden someone grabs my ankles and another person starts grab'n my legs!! I start scream'n and a kicked one of them in the face and i ran out of my apt scream'n and cry'n in nothing but booty shorts and a bra!! (hense why i said to remember what my pj's are) My neighbor comes out from above me and see's im stand'n there half naked cry'n..
He takes his shirt off and lets me wear it and as im cry'n im explain'n to him what happened.. (and i still have no idea its my friends in the house).. So he takes my hand and says he will check it out with me. So we go back into my apt and he checks everywhere but my room.. Then when he does we see ALEX and RONAN sit'n on my bed tape'n everything that happened and they were laugh'n..
I was so mad at them i kicked them out.. And my neighbor felt really bad for me.. I was so scared and i was stil cry'n so he stayed with me till i was no longer scared..
Thats was my night..
Alex and Ronan you guys are douches..
So i was wonder'n how long it took me to shower today.. Lack of sleep makes you do stupid stuff.. So i decided to time myself...No word of a lie it took me 10 mins to wash hair and body..
Then since i was already there thought well mine as well shave to.. So i shave everywhere and as i am im think'n to myself omg this is retarded.. And that guys have it so easy when they shave.. Even if they are shave'n there "parts" They have it easy.. We have to Move around and cover VERY important parts up so we dont cut them cause GOD FORBID we ever cut it.. OMG.. that would suck balls.. So anyways unbelieveable how difficult it is to get all smooth down there.. You have to shave at so many diff level's and around stuff and its just not fun.. And not really a point since guys NEVER go down there anyways.. Well not the way we would like them to haha
Anyways overall for total smoothness it took me 25 mins. To have a perfectly smooth body.. Guys spend what 3 mins and they dont even shave it all off.. Like fuck LOL gay... But i do it anyways cause body hair is gross...
So overall i spend 35 mins in shower everyday... No wonder my water bill is always so high LOL
Thats my rant for the day....
Hey beautiful the charity event was awsome!! Did you see how crazy everyone went when you sang this song!!!! You were the perfect one to sing this song!! You were amazing lastnight babe!! And cause of you we raised 4000!!!! Thought you would like this song hahaha you looked so intense singing this song lastnight!!
Alex
No-No-No I'm not bitter, I'm not mad.
Well, maybe just a little, just a tad.
I know every apple here ain't bad,
But I found a worm in every single one I had.
(Boys) They're only good for fruit, I mean bananas.
(Boys) Them boys so nuts, they're drivin' me bananas
Oh boys, we should pack them up and ship em out.
Bo-bo-bo-boys Bo-boys
Bo-bo-bo-boys Bo-boys
I hate em.
I hate boys, but boys love me.
I think they suck and my friends agree.
I hate boys, but boys love me.
Eh yeah, eh yeah, eh yeah,
I. Hate. Boys.
If you hate em boys, shake it.
If you hate em boys, shake it.
We would all be happy all be glad,
If sweet mama nature never had,
A-all this dirty little boys who think that the girls
are only made for toys
Boys wants them women, though they barely can remember.
Then again all men are dogs.
All men are dogs.
I hate boys, but boys love me.
I think they suck and my friends agree.
I hate boys, but boys love me.
Eh yeah, eh yeah, eh yeah,
I. Hate. Boys.
If you hate em boys, shake it.
If you hate em boys, shake it.
Let's go
BOYS SUCK.
MAKE ME SICK.
INFLATED EGOS.
LITTLE DICKS.
USE THEM UP.
SPIT EM OUT.
I H-A-T-E Boooooys!
I hate boys, but boys love me.
I think they suck and my friends agree.
I hate boys, but boys love me.
Eh yeah, eh yeah, eh yeah,
I. Hate. Boys.
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yo i red dat ur frinds wit mi bro phoenix u beta jus stay away from him i here ur not his type
he dont mix breeds bitch specialy no white trash bitch like u classy gurlz dont have tatoos
my bro likes his own kind he wuld neva touch a white gurl so betta just stay away or else
u eva had sumone run train traks on u
peace out
natedogg
My response..
WOW i am actually shocked that Phoenix would have such stupid friends. First off ass clown learn how to spell. Althou i can't really blame you as you have prob spent most of your pathetic excuse for a life behind bars or selling drugs in a back alley.. And you prob never even made it out of grade school. Am i right? White trash eh? Coming from someone like you i find very funny as you look like a wanna be thug.. Getting back to my point which i hope i did not lose you yet as im not 100% sure you can even read.. I own my own business and make more money then you ever will..Classy girls LMAO Your a fucken tool.. Looking like you do and then talking about class haha go back to jail bitch..
Your prob better at bending over and sucking dick then insulting people.. And by the way "natedogg" i dont take orders from anyone and i sure as fuck am not starting with you..
And for the love of god do yourself a favour and grab a fucken dictionary!!
Train tracks... No i have not but i bet you have you fucken GOOF..
Dont message me anymore. Instead spend your time learning how to spell and talk the english language.. Bitch..
I Really dislike Emo's AND printed below is why.. LMAO
I'm an emo kid, non-conforming as can be
You'd be non-conforming to if u look just like me
I have paint on my nails and make-up on my face
I'm almost emo enough to start shaving my legs
Cause i feel real deep when i'm dressing in drag
I call it freedom of expression most just call me a fag
Cause their dudes look like chicks, their chicks look like dikes
Cause emo is one step below transvestite
stop my breathing and slit my throat
i must be emo
i don't jump around when i go to shows
i must be emo
i'm dark and sensitive with low self-esteem
the way i dress makes everyday feel like Hallowe'en
i have no real problems but i like to make believe
i stole my sister's mascara now i'm grounded for a week
sulking and writing poetry are my hobbies
i can't get through a Hawthorne Heights album without sobbing
girls keep breaking up with me, it' never any fun
they say they already have a pussy, they don't need another one
stop my breathing and slit my throat
i must be emo
i don't jump around when i go to shows
i must be emo
dye in my hair and polish on my toes
i must be emo
i play guitar and write suicide notes
i must be emo
my life is just a black abyss, you know, it's so dark. and it's suffocating me. grabbing ahold of me and tightening it's grip, tighter than a pair of my little sister's jeans . . . which look great on my by the way
when i get depressed i cut my wrists in every direction
hearing songs about getting dumped give me an erection
i write in a live journal and wear thick rimmed glasses
i told my friends i bleed black and cry during classes
i'm just a bad, cheap imitation of goth
you can read me "Catcher in the Rye," and watch me jack off
i wear skin tight clothes while hating my life
if i said i like girls i'd only be half right
i look like i'm dead and dress like a homo
i must be emo
screw XBOX i play old school Nintendo
i must be emo
i like to whine and hate my parentals
i must be emo
me and my friends all look like clones
i must be emo
my parents just don't get me you know. they think i'm gay just because they saw me kiss a guy. well, a couple of guys. but i mean, it's the 2000s. can't 2, or 4 dudes make-out with each other without being gay. i mean, chicks dig that kind of thing anyways. i don't know diary, sometimes i think you're the only one that gets me, you're my best friend
HAHAHA Holy Fuck
Your Not Sorry.... Dedicated to Cory Read..
All this time I was wasting hoping you would come around
I’ve been giving out chances everytime and all you do is let me down
And its taking me this long but baby I figured you out
And you think it will be fine again but not this time around
You don’t have to call anymore
I won’t pick up the phone
This is the last straw
Don’t want to hurt anymore
And you can tell me that you’re sorry
But I won’t believe you baby like I did before
You’re not sorry no more, no more, no
Lookin’ so innocent
I might believe you if I didn’t know
Could’a loved you all my life
If you hadn’t left me waiting in the cold
And you got your share of secrets
And I’m tired of being last to know
And now you’re asking me to listen
Cuz its worked each time before
But you don’t have to call anymore
I won’t pick up the phone
This is the last straw
Don’t want to hurt anymore
And you can tell me that you’re sorry
But I don’t believe you baby like I did before
You’re not sorry no no no noo
You’re not sorry no no no noo
You had me calling for you honey
And it never would’ve gone away no
You use to shine so bright
But I watched our love it fade
So you don’t have to call anymore
I won’t pick up the phone
This is the last straw
There’s nothing left to beg for
And you can tell me that you’re sorry
But I won’t believe you baby like I did before
"When You're Gone"
I always needed time on my own
I never thought I'd need you there when I cry
And the days feel like years when I'm alone
And the bed where you lie is made up on your side
When you walk away I count the steps that you take
Do you see how much I need you right now
When you're gone
The pieces of my heart are missing you
When you're gone
The face I came to know is missing too
When you're gone
The words I need to hear to always get me through the day and make it ok
I miss you
I've never felt this way before
Everything that I do reminds me of you
And the clothes you left, they lie on the floor
And they smell just like you, I love the things that you do
When you walk away I count the steps that you take
Do you see how much I need you right now
We were made for each other
Out here forever
I know we were, yeah
All I ever wanted was for you to know
Everything I'd do, I'd give my heart and soul
I can hardly breathe I need to feel you here with me, yeah