Bass guitar and trashin the place hell ya

Alexei Laiho is God and patron Saint of all Finnish Metal and Children Of Bodom are the most ultimate band EVER!!!!!!

Person 1: It's not the music that pisses me off about Linkin Park - it's the lyrical content. After massive success at an extremely young age - millions of dollars, huge world tours, record album sales etc, we're supposed to believe these guys are still angry at everyone and everything, can't find happiness etc??? Please... that's the problem with "emo" to me and it's the same thing I've said about gangsta rap - you have someone like Jay Z or whoever that is a multimillionaire, lives the high life etc still writing lyrics about his hard life in the ghetto etc, making it look like that's still going on.


Person 2: See that is the beauty of power metal. No matter how much money they make, there are still dragons to be slain, dungeons to be raided and heavy metal to be fought for. So they can always keep their "cheese cred" as long as there are Dungeons and Dragons modules still being written

SEX DRUGS AND ROCK AND ROLL




What you hear is all Hearsay


REBOOT BITCHES

Bass guitar
Partyin'
Makin' movies makin' songs and fightin' round' the world
Doing whatever pops into my head as a Good Idea
Trashin the place
Nirvana
Children of bodom
Iced Earth
Blind Guardian
Led zeppelin
The Offspring
Metallica
Finlandia Vodka
Bars
My Brothers I D
Cheap trick
Iron Maiden
Marilyn Manson
John5
Bretts rusty sledgehammer
Tepokomon
METAL GEAR AWESOME!!!!!
Killswitch Engage
Machine Head
LadyBugs
Vodka
AFI
The Murder dolls
Jake because he's a Scrowda
NERD METAL
AND NERDLINGERS

ninjas
marty mcfly
the oatmeal guy
Rap
Raves
techno/drum and bass/hardcore or w/e you stupid rave kids call it
work
Emo kids
when jakes goes home for emo reasons
when i get mawed or am a victim of "the Game"
Stupid girls who think they are smarter than me
Water
Heights
When the Po--lice try to catch me riding dirtay

People who think they are so hardcore metal and dont even play an instrument!!!
seriously you fags buying metal merch and being overly gay about your favorite band doesnt make you harcore, it makes you a poser and you probably already know that.
So go buy some more cd's and go hang out with all your Poser friends and go make fun of all the musicians and real metal heads you poser fucks

P.L.U.R.