Alright. I'm a lot of things... but, while in Canada, I'm a bartender. I've worked a few places, but my favourite job was at the Junior Mess in the Edmonton Garrison. (If they ever ask if you want to do an extreme tequila shot, just say no.) I suppose that says a lot for my personality and my humour. If you're not into sarcasm, you probably shouldn't talk to me.
I'm slavic. I suppose that's everything you have to know about me.
I am not a pessimist, realist, optimist nor cynic. I am a utilitarian. Don't know what I mean? Allow me to give you an example.
Q: Is the glass half empty or half full?
Optimist: Half full, of course.
Pessimist: Shut up. It's half empty.
Utilitarian: Hey! Water! *gulpgulpgulp* Aaahh.
I hope this has helped you to understand me better.
Don't really know what else to say... so...
I shall imbibe your merry maker. Quaff a dally fondle. Grr, growl.
.. Poka.



