Leave your name and:
1. I'll respond with something random about you
2. I'll challenge you to try something
3. I'll pick a color that I associate with you
4. I'll tell you something I like about you
5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory of you
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of
7. I'll ask you something I've always wanted to ask you
8. If I do this for you, you must post this on your own blog
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.:CANCER:. The Cutie
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high ### appeal. Great in bed!!! Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak in bed. Spontaneous. Great tellin stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to
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for one to be random on must
enforce his or her way upone thou backside
the random (square) will no justify
he who watchess the moons t.v
the (square) o random will concintrate on the factor
to witch he would function the random
rules apply to most
random people , the randomest people
here the hence shall be called yeist
voice the priest yells the yeast im a midnight mass
yeast is obviously more sill than random
for one to me a yeist on must be a lier
so i am no yeist
or am i
iv decided tho umm im gona buy the moon when im older cause i found out if you have a permenent resedence on the moon you own that part. soo i have a master plan to acheeve total controle over the moon. first i will win the lottery with your assistance(of course) and then im goin to buy a ballon making machine. i will make the biggest balloon ever and make it big enough to fit the moon inside. i will then do to a scuba store and buy lots of compressed air in the little compressed air things that scuba divers use. and ill buy lots of those and then last with the 32 million left after the first to tasks are complete i will buy a cheep rocketship thats worth like 25 million. (the rest goes to the mansion with the ducks and all that stuff, what ever thats a different story) and then go to space with a mobile home full of food and whatever i need to eat like skittles and pizza and pop and energy drinks and stuff i will blast off into outer space, eventually ill make it to the moon and put it in my ginormous balloon and fill it up with the air in my oxygen tanks. and i will live in my mobie home and own the moon. eventually when i run outa the nessesities of life( skittles and energy drinks) i will return back to earth. then ill buy a fleet of rocketships and build like a rollercoaster and stuff on the moon and ill like be like yo-yo-yo im the man in the moon and like ill invite all my cool friends on the moon but some of my not soo cool friends that move up there will have to pay rent and stuff and like ill get rich cause ill sell cheese to earth people cause the moon makes the best cheese and then ill be liek aweee yeah im am soo sweet i own the fuckin moon and i can let whoevery i want come up here but like you gotta ask me if you wana come to the moon cause its mine and like ill kick you out of the balloon and you will expand becuase of pressure and blow up and ill all be like yah thats right your not aloud back on my moon cause your a bully.
10 REASONS TO DATE A SOCCER PLAYER:
1. WE KNOW HOW TO KICK IT
2. WE ARE USED TO SCORING
3. WE LOVE GRASS
4. WE'LL MAKE YOU SCREAM FOR MORE
5. SWEATING IS NO PROBLEM
6. SKILL IS DEFINITE
7. WE'LL PLAY ANYWHERE ANYTIME
8. WE CAN GO FOR 90 MINUTES IN AT LEAST 11 DIFFERENT POSITIONS
9. KICKING-ASS IS THE SAME AS SMACKING IT
10. WE'RE ALWAYS ON TOP
10 REASONS TO DATE A SNOWBOARDER
1. We move fast.
2. We have a lot of tricks.
3. There's no room for mistakes.
4. We expect to get wet.
5. We prefer to stand.
6. We love to be on top
7. We have amazing balance and stability.
8. We don't "play" anything.
9. We ride whats under us.
10. We ride from Open to Close.
10 REASONS TO DATE A MOUNTAIN BIKER
1. We are good with our hands.
2. We always keep a firm grip.
3. We like to get dirty.
4. We can take a pounding.
5. We like to go fast. Really fast.
6. Once we fall down we get right back up.
7. "We can go again after a short break". Fuck that. We don't take breaks.
8. Skill is Nessecary.
9. Our timing is perfect.
10. Body protection doesnt slow us down.
