10 REASONS TO DATE A SOCCER PLAYER:

1. WE KNOW HOW TO KICK IT
2. WE ARE USED TO SCORING
3. WE LOVE GRASS
4. WE'LL MAKE YOU SCREAM FOR MORE
5. SWEATING IS NO PROBLEM
6. SKILL IS DEFINITE
7. WE'LL PLAY ANYWHERE ANYTIME
8. WE CAN GO FOR 90 MINUTES IN AT LEAST 11 DIFFERENT POSITIONS
9. KICKING-ASS IS THE SAME AS SMACKING IT
10. WE'RE ALWAYS ON TOP

10 REASONS TO DATE A SNOWBOARDER

1. We move fast.
2. We have a lot of tricks.
3. There's no room for mistakes.
4. We expect to get wet.
5. We prefer to stand.
6. We love to be on top
7. We have amazing balance and stability.
8. We don't "play" anything.
9. We ride whats under us.
10. We ride from Open to Close.

10 REASONS TO DATE A MOUNTAIN BIKER

1. We are good with our hands.
2. We always keep a firm grip.
3. We like to get dirty.
4. We can take a pounding.
5. We like to go fast. Really fast.
6. Once we fall down we get right back up.
7. "We can go again after a short break". Fuck that. We don't take breaks.
8. Skill is Nessecary.
9. Our timing is perfect.
10. Body protection doesnt slow us down.