Walkin on water at Sylvan



I'm not an anti-semite, this is just fuckin funny:
http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2667361

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This won�t mean a thing come tomorrow and that�s exactly how I�ll make it seem Cause I'm still not sleeping, thinking I�ve crawled home from worse than this

The Sheets are stained with...Memories of your soft kiss Now this is all I have Paper and pen to remember you with And I will blame myself

If everything goes wrong, If it's one more endless night, You know there's always tomorrow.

Sail with me into the setting sun The battle has been won, but war has just begun And as we grow, emotion starts to die, We need to find a way, just to keep our desire alive.

Take me to that Beatiful Somewhere...that place that we can share.

these worlds collide but the distance remains
we point the finger, never accept the blame and i know.. i know

Senseless and I'm not sure why
I'm not going to pretend that I know all the answers
Or all of the questions
It's got to be good for something

Cowboy take me away. Fly this girl as high as you can into the wild blue....


****Foxy Lady! ParTy on WayNe!


:
"Yeah, yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to and he starts choking me. So I'm fighting him off with one hand and I kept driving the bus with the other, ya know. Then I managed to open up the door and I kicked him out the door, ya know, with my foot, ya know, at the next stop."
"You kept making all the stops?"
"Well, people kept ringing the bell!!"
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"We have your reservation, we just ran out of cars."
"But the reservation keeps the car here. That's why you have the reservation."
"I think I know why we have reservations. "
"I don't think you do. You see, you know how to *take* the reservation, you just don't know how to *hold* the reservation. And that's really the most important part of the reservation: the holding. Anybody can just take them."
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"People with guns don't understand. That's why they get guns. Too many misunderstandings."
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"I got about fifty-feet out and then suddenly the great beast appeared before me. I tell ya he was ten stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing my presence he gave out a big bellow. I said, Easy big fella!" And then as I watched him struggling I realized something was obstructing his breathing. From where I was standing I could see directly into the eye of the great fish!"
"Mammal"
"Whatever."
"Well, what did u do next?"
"Then from out of nowhere a huge title wave lifted, tossed like a quark and I found myself on top of him face to face with the blow-hole. I could barely see from all of the waves crashing down on top of me but I knew something was there so I reached my hand and pulled out the obstruction!"
"What is that a Titleist? A hole in one eh."

-BAD TIPPERS!!! we *Live* off tips, so don't be a cheap bastard and just leave the damn 15%, or cara and i -will- hunt you down. EXACT CHANGE IS NOT COOL!
- PARIS fucking HILTON!!!! aaaaarg! it even makes me angry that i let her bother me so friggen much. but AH i can't stand her or anything she stands for, which is nothing but herself.
-Ashlee and Jessica Simpson.....you're 15 minutes are OVER, quit stalling.
-walking down east Hasting. what the hell cara?
-the fact that i can't figure out how to center anything on this stupid thing.
-people who chew with their mouths wide open I'd rather not hear your food, thanks.
- Fucking Calgary and being lost in it. and their stupid cops. U turn this.
- Just Calgary in general.
-public transportation....I HATE THE BUS and it hates me. and the LRT scares me.
- Shakeira, the retarded yodeling stripper. honestly, who gave her a record deal? (..."am i the only one who wishes one of those horses will just run her over?")
-photo radar.
- Chamillionare. what the hell?
- Chris Pronger. if only you could have kept it in your pants.
- Good Charlotte!! yeah, sing it for me, lame boy band with make-up.
-"Body pics" ...your penis is still small.
- Big engines, big tires, BIG FENDERS, big noises coming from the exhaust of a shitty little neon/mazda/import piece of shit, etc. ...your penis is still small.
- Wolves, Sharks and T-Rex's. don't care if it's an unreasonable fear. they're scary.
- the fact that Mariah Carey thinks she needs to rely on her "sex appeal" to sell records, but what she doesn't realize is that she's one of the only singers out there right now that can simply rely on her vocal talent. instead of making herself look like a cow in heat.
- Jared Leto? what the crap? when did you get talent?
-Line ups
- fake famous ppl....as in ppl who never did anything talented to become famous, i.e. Paris Hilton, William Hung, Anna Nicole Smith, Kevin Federline, Jessica and Ashlee...etc.
- mosquitos
-when someone says "I'll call you" but then doesn't. I don't know if it's just something u think u should say or whatever, but if u don't mean it, DON'T SAY IT. or here's a thought......JUST CALL.
- I hate the CROSSBAR!!!! friggen soccer.
- BAD REFS.
-people who can't drive
- getting rear ended.
-getting pizza sauce all over me. it happens every time.
- overplayed songs
- exams, quizzes, tests, homework....or just anything that makes me think.
- ducks. the big white ones. with the red eyes. hisssss....oh turkeys too! unless i'm eatin one. but the live ones are vicious.
-loud gum chewers and bubble poppers...keep it to youreslf
-the white stuff on mandarin oranges....it takes me like 20 mins to eat a damn orange
-crowds....i'm not claustrophobic, i just don't like strangers touching me.....or do i?
-people who take the elevator down one flight
-wheelie backpacks....man canadian's (specifically NAIT business students) are lazy
-50 cent, and the fact that i find myself dancing along everytime one of his songs come on. dammit.
-being home alone at night...i'm a chicken
- textbook season.
- retarded reality tv shows that try to bring washed up D list "stars" back into the limelight (dancing with the stars, the surreal life, skating with celebs, etc.) Vanilla Ice? Uncle Joey? bud, i'm sorry, you're no Stamos.
- the fact that the retarded reality show "newlyweds" acctually brought nick and jessica to the "A list". ahhh she's soooo stupid!!
-Underage sluts that go to bars (a.k.a. prostitots, haha).....go home until you're legal...seriously, you're just asking to get raped....and i hope u do.
-being stuck in one place for too long
-"hey sexy, nice pics, TMB"....for f-sakes, you sound retarded. be origninal losers.
- ppl who add u to their friends lists without even talking to you. tryin to make urself look cooler hey? well it's not working (i've had 4 strangers add me since i put this dislike up....apperantly they don't know how to read either)
-"i scored 2 goals today so don't even go there".....shove those goals up your ass, a monkey could have scored them
-girls who are terrible at soccer but think they're amazing. damn houseleague. i guess i'm just askin for it.
- losing
-TIES! i think they're worse than losing. bah.
-Christmas music...BAH
-boys
-NEXOPIA PLUS.....whyyyyyy would someone PAY to use this thing?!? damn slutty 16 year olds....aka cara. bahaha
-selfish people
-Pessimists.....(haha)
-when people give us the elevator eyes for wearing this:

i mean really, we're just tryin to have some fun. that fanny pack and those cequins are freaken sweet. no one can deny that.