so i havnt had a chance to tel everyone what the vets made us rookies do.
so its a tradition for every junior team that the vets torture the rookies some
how. well on my team, we all had to go to fairmont hot springs. and when we
got their, there was about 200 hundred people there swimming. usually the
team has a diving competition. but the diving boards were closed, so here
they made us do a series of events. the first event, had to get into groups of 5.
it was a race to the end of the pool, once you got to the end, had to jump up
and do a dance, then swim back to your team and tag the next guy on your
team. oh while this is being done, were wearing nothing but diapers. so it
was REALLY embarassing, everyones dances were lame, until i got up there,
and i did the worm, everyone that was watching all started cheering and
laughing it was priceless. we finished 3rd in that event so we had to do the
next 1. next 1 we had to pick any song, do a dance for it for 30 seconds, and
then after the dance had to do synchronized diving(dancing in water). so the
song my group picked was i kissed a girl. we hold each others hips, jump
forward 3 times, then jump backwards 3 times, then turn around with our
asses facing the crowd, and smakced each others asses in a line, then
jumped into the pool to do our synchronized diving. lets just say we got 1st
place for synchronized dancing. then the other group got the same score from
the crowd, so we had to do sudden death, and this we had to do a walk off.
(what models do on stage). instead of walking normally we had to make it
unique qith some type of dance, first up was vernon, he did the night at the
rozbury dance, then mattias, he did a cowboy dance, then i was up next. i walk
up casually like a model, and then just start doing the soulja boy dance. the
crowd was going nuts it was halarious. then gus did the dance stiffler does in
american pie, and then lance was last, he was prancing around like a fairy
moving his hands around his face like a picture frame. and our tema ended up
winning the rookie event, was so funny. i love it here

oh and on the night of our home opener on september 12th, all the guys in
school have to wear their jocks, their jersey, and their helmet to school. and
then have to stand up in front of the whole school and sing im a little tea pot.
gonna be fuckin halarious