Badminton, Bicycling, Body Building, Dance (competitive), Fishing, Football (American), Paintball, Rock Climbing, Snowboarding, Swimming, Tennis, Volleyball, Weight lifting, Windsurfing
Activities:
Clubbing, Drinking, Listening to music, Partying
Musical Instruments:
Kit Drums
Outdoor:
Going to the beach, Exploring
Computers:
E-mail, Gaming, Graphics, Instant Messaging, Surfing the net
MY LIKES AND RANDOM SHIT.
I love how you make my heart beat just a bit faster everytime i think of you.
You'll always be my girl, cuz thats the way life rolls.
~I love blasting my music so loud that it rocks my house and my neighbours can hear it loud and clear.
That's why i have 9 speakers and 1 sub surround sound system in my small room.
~I swear im 15. Although i don't really look that way.
~Snowboarding is awsome, Whistler has some wicked jumps!!!!!
~Skidding on my bike around corners and riding without my hands. Im surprised i haven't been hit by a car yet. I am so totally asking for it. lol ~My stupid ghetto complex (co-op) is so fucked up. Just in a last year there was a murder in like 2 houses away from me. Then later some assholes assaulted 2 elderly men with baseball bats. WTF is going on in this world.
~Getting drunk with my buddies then going outside to do stupid shit!!! Oh man. So many memories.
~Shooting people with my airsoft gun. 315fps in a nice compact package. (Sig Sauer P226)
Life sucks, thats why no matter how low you fucking sink... it still sucks... thats why sometimes you just have to go... fuck this and go do something radical. Unless you're a turd and all you do all day is creep people's nexopia pages. In that case you can go jerk off in the bathroom like your mother has taught you.
wow im bored.
Shit Happens ------------> That's Why God Created Alcohol and then he created puking, so when you drink too much your guts end up all over the ground and you realize that drinking is not the answer.
THIS IS THE ONLY GIRL FOR ME. SHE IS THE BEST THERE IS AND IM NEVER LETTING HER GO.
SHIT PPL DO THAT PISSES ME OFF!!
People who are obsessed with boxing day and other shit like that so they line up outside the fucking store for 12 hours before it opens just so they can rush in and buy that fucking object! WAIT A COUPLE OF MONTHS YOU FUCKING IDDIOTS: THE PRICE WILL FALL, THERE WILL BE A WHOLE BUNCH OF WHATEVER YOU ARE LOOKING FOR, AND NO FUCKING LINEUP! I MEAN HOW FUCKING STUPID DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO WAIT OUTSIDE A STORE FOR 12 HOURS JUST TO GET A PS3 OR SOMETHING. FUCK
People who are obsessed with celebreties. Guess what! Celebreties are people just like us THERE IS NOTHING special about them that gives them the right to act like they are better than other people or that they deserve more attention.
People who think they are funny but really aren't. THEY REPEAT THE SAME FUCKING JOKE 20 TIMES AND LAUGH ABOUT IT IN UNDER 10 MINUTES. OKAY BUDDY I HEARD YOU THE FIRST FUCKING TIME AND IT WASNT FUNNY! SO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP LAUGHING YOU FUCKTURD.
PEOPLE WHO TOUCH MY FUCKING STUFF WITHOUT PERMISSION. BUDDY! DID I FUCKING SAY YOU CAN TOUCH MY STUFF? NO! SO PUT YO HANDS DOWN YO PANTS AND GO PLAY WIT YOURSELF MUTHAFUCKA. AND DONT TOUCH MY STUFF!
People who talk about how much sex they have. THIS APPLIES TO THE GUYS. BUDDY SHUT THE FUCK UP! I DO NOT NEED TO KNOW ABOUT HOW MANY CHICKS YOU BANGED AND HOW STONED AND DRUNK THEY WERE. I DONT GIVE A FUCK! YOU YOURSELF WERE PROBABLY STONED AND GOT FUCKED IN THE ASS BY A GUY YOURSELF AND JUST TOO EMBARASED ABOUT IT SO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO WRITE IN YOUR GAY LITTLE DIARY ABOUT HOW YOU'RE ACTUALLY GAY.
People who exadurate extremely. WHAT THE FUCK! Can you talk properly? Or do u have an exaduration disability? YAH you really drank a bottle of vodka all by urself and didnt even feel tipsy. YAH AND WHAT ELSE ARE YOU GOING TO TELL ME? YOU HAVE A METER LONG DICK? yah now WHY DONT YOU TAKE THAT METER LONG DICK AND GO FUCK YOURSELF!
People who interupt me just to say something stupid that I ALREADY FUCKING KNEW OR WAS ABOUT TO MENTION! can you SHUT THE FUCK UP for a second and let me finish talking? MAYBE THEN I WONT HAVE TO EXPLAIN EVERYTHING TO YOU! PICKLEFUCKER.
People who sell drugs. ITS BECAUSE OF MOTHERFUCKERS LIKE YOU THE WORLD IS SUCH AN ASSHOLE. Why DONT YOU TAKE YOUR DRUGS AND SHOVE THEM UP YOUR ASS. THE WORLD IS A BETTER PLACE WITHOUT YOU. GO DIE IN A DITCH.
PEOPLE WHO CANT TAKE A HINT! IM A NICE GUY, if you make a stupid joke in front of me i'll pretend to laugh so you dont look like a complete iddiot. But SERIOUSLY, i make it preety damn FUCKING OBVIOUS that you ARE NOT FUNNY. SO SHUT UP AND SAY SOMETHING USEFUL.
People who use complicated words that normal people dont know to make themselves look smart by asking other people if they know what that word or frase means and then rubbing it in their face if they dont know. THOSE OF YOU WHO DO THAT DESERVE TO EAT SHIT SO THAT WHEN YOU TALK YOU ARE LITTERALY FULL OF SHIT. Just because you know some FUCKED UP WORD and the next guy doesnt. DOES NOT mean that you have the privilege to call urself smarter than him. YOU ARE A FUCKFACE, and live under a rock if you go looking up random words and facts to make yourself look smart. FUCK YOU.
People who suck at singing but decide to sing along to a song playing on the stereo out loud in public when i am trying to listen to the GODDAMN FUCKING SONG. SHUT THE FUCK UP. I am trying to enjoy the song. You cannot sing. This is not a karaoke bar. What the fuck eles do i have to say to you?
Guys who act gay even though they aren't. WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? Stop pretending to FUCK random objects and other guys. Its not funny. Its not cool. GO DIE IN HELL MOTHERFUCKER.
BLUES CLUES. That show is in serious need of a reality check. The dog is always tripping out. Steve is like "look at me!!! im a 40 year old, unemployed virgin, always playing games with my "blue" dog. hehehe, did that salt and peper shaker just tell me to fuck off?" What more needs to be said? I mean who the fuck comes up with this shit????
*THE FOLLOWING CONTENT IS SOMEWHAT RASIST*
*READ AT YOUR OWN STUPIDITY*
*AND DONT BLAME ME FOR WRITING IT BECAUSE YOU ALL KNOW YOU HATE THIS*
Now straight to the FUCKING POINT. FUCKING PUBLIC POOLS are always full of Asians. I honestly dont mind that but FUCK!!! Go into the mens changerooom and its a fucking ASIAN sausage fest. They shower for like 20 minutes in the public shower as if they dont have a fucking shower at home, then once that is done they WALK AROUND NAKED FOR 20 MORE MINUTES AIR DRYING THEIR FUCKING TINY DICKS!!! NOONE WANTS TO SEEE THAT SHIT. PUT A FUCKING TOWEL ON YOU STUPID MOTHAFUCKING CUNTS! THEN THEY TELL THEIR KIDS TO GET UP ON THE FUCKING BENCHES AND WRESTLE EACH OTHER NAKED. FUCK! i am appauled by this sight everytime i go to the GODDAMN POOL. ONE DAY I WILL WALK IN THERE WITH A KNIFE AND im sure you can figure out the rest... FOR THE SAKE OF HUMANITY AND ALL THINGS PURE. just disturbing.
WOULD U...
[_]Kill me?
[_]Fuck Me?
[_]Add my MSN?
[_] go out with me?
[_] give me your number?
[_] ask for mine?
[_] kiss me?
[_] let me kiss you?
[_] watch a movie with me?
[_] let me take you out to dinner?
[_] let me drive you somewhere?
[_] drive me somewhere?
[_] be my girlfriend?
[_] have a fling with me?
[_] buy me a drink?
[_] take me home for the whole night?
[_] Sing car karaoke with me?
[_] re-post this for me to answer your questions?
[_] Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere
[_] dance with me?
[_] let me make you breakfast?
[_] help me with homework?
[_] tickle me to death?
[_] let me tickle you?
[_] stick up for me if i was being put down?
[_] play strip poker with me?
[_] say yes if i asked you out?
[_] borrow a pair of my underwear if yours for some reason got ruined?
[_] let me borrow your underwear if for some reason mine got ruined?
[_] instant message me?
[_] greet me
I love how you make my heart beat just a bit faster everytime i think of you.
