"Far Away"
This time, This place
Misused, Mistakes
Too long, Too late
Who was I to make you wait
Just one chance
Just one breath
Just in case there's just one left
'Cause you know,
you know, you know
[CHORUS]
That I love you
I have loved you all along
And I miss you
Been far away for far too long
I keep dreaming you'll be with me
and you'll never go
Stop breathing if
I don't see you anymore
On my knees, I'll ask
Last chance for one last dance
'Cause with you, I'd withstand
All of hell to hold your hand
I'd give it all
I'd give for us
Give anything but I won't give up
'Cause you know,
you know, you know
[CHORUS]
So far away
Been far away for far too long
So far away
Been far away for far too long
But you know, you know, you know
I wanted
I wanted you to stay
'Cause I needed
I need to hear you say
That I love you
I have loved you all along
And I forgive you
For being away for far too long
So keep breathing
'Cause I'm not leaving you anymore
Believe it
Hold on to me and, never let me go
Keep breathing
'Cause I'm not leaving you anymore
Believe it
Hold on to me and, never let me go
Keep breathing
Hold on to me and, never let me go
Keep breathing
Hold on to me and, never let me go
Love you baby
Corey <3
A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road on a motorcycle...
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No it's not. Please it's too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
(Girl hugs him)
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me.
In the paper the next day:
A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his
brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she
loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
NEW RULES FOR ENTERING ALBERTA:
1. Bring your own house.
2. If you are going to the Oil Sands, bring your own house, school,
and hospital.
3. If you are going to Edmonton, wear your flak jacket. This is the
murder capital of Canada.
4. If you are driving to Edmonton, note that it is also the auto
theft center of Canada.
5. If you are bringing drugs, head straight to Fort McMurray, the
drug capital of Canada.
6. If you are looking for work, look no further. Minimum wage is
$5.60 per hour.
7. If you work downtown, note that parking costs $5.00 per hour or more.
8. If you are able to buy a house in Edmonton, or Calgary, why not
spend the money on a 15 year holiday.
9. If you drive a Hummer, look out. Alberta has the highest gas
prices in Canada [The Alberta Advantage].
10. In Edmonton we have 5 hospitals. 10 years ago we had 7. Don't
Come here sick.
11. In Calgary the population has exploded. The last road was paved
12 years ago. Calgary is a no parking zone.
12. Remember when Roy Rogers etc. were beating the Indians? Well
it's payback time. They own all the Casinos here.
NEW GRANDE PRAIRIE RULES OF THE ROAD:
1. You must first learn to pronounce the name correctly -- it is:
"GRAND PRAYEE". The 'I’s' are redundant.
2. The morning rush hour is from 5:00am to noon. The evening rush
hour is from noon to 8:00pm. Friday's rush hour starts on Thursday
morning and ends on Saturday night.
3. The minimum acceptable speed on most freeways is 130 kph. On
Hwy 43 West, you are expected to match the speed of the airplanes coming
in for a landing at the airport. Anything less is considered "Wussy".
4. Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere. Grande Prairie now has
its own version of traffic rules. For example, cars/trucks with the
loudest muffler go first at a four-way stop; the trucks with the
biggest tires go second. However, Grande Prairie, SUV-driving, cell phone-talking
moms ALWAYS have the right of way.
5. If you actually stop at a yellow light, you will be rear ended,
cussed out, and possibly shot.
6. Never honk at anyone. Ever. Seriously. It's another offense
that can get you shot.
7. Road construction is permanent and continuous in Grande Prairie . . .
Detour barrels are moved around each night to make the next day's
driving a bit more exciting, but nothing ever gets finished, and more
new construction starts everyday.
8. Watch carefully for road hazards such as drunks, skunks, dogs,
cats, deer, barrels, cones, cows, horses, cats, mattresses, shredded
tires, garbage, squirrels, rabbits, crows, and coyotes feeding on any
of these items.
9. In Grande Prairie, 108th Street, Wapiti Road, and "Hwy #40" are all the
same road.
10. If someone actually has their turn signal on, wave them to the
shoulder immediately to let them know it has been "accidentally
activated."
11. If you are in the left lane and only driving 110 in a 80-90 kph
zone, you are considered a road hazard and will be "flipped off"
accordingly. If you return the flip, you will be shot.
12. For winter driving, it is advisable to wear your parka, toque,
fur lined mittens and mukluks. Make sure you have a shovel, food,
candles and blankets in the vehicle, as snow removal from the city
streets is virtually non-existent until the spring thaw
