hmm im about 6', blonde hair blue eyes.. i love playin hockey and just hangin wit friends, girls,partin, always havin a good time no matter wuts happenin.. fun guy to hang out with, im always smilin..

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copenhagen
beer
4 byin
always lovin the ladies
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10 Reasons To Date a Hockey Player'
1. They always wear protection
2. They have great hands
3. They are used to scoring
4. They have great stamina
5. They find the opening and get it in
6. They never miss the target
7. They know how to use their wood
8. They have long sticks
9. They know when to play rough
10. Because Baseball players only know how to hit balls


another 10 reasons to date a hockey player

1.after they score they go for more
2.they hit hard
3.they always go for who they want
4.they can do it inside or out
5.they dont mind a little pain
6.they can do it any time of the day
7.they are good with there hands
8.they perfer doing it on there feet
9.there not afraid to play a little ruff
10.they always concentrate on acceiving there goal


"If a beer bottle never touched your lips, you've never packed a dip or dropped the mits, then chances are you're not a hockey player""

" Hockey Hair"
This hair has been grown for ages, and every player has had hockey hair at least once in their career. Most of the time it occurs do to laziness of not knowing where to get your hair cut while you playing in a foreign town or city. Broads tell you they hate your hair but really they love it. Hockey hair is different from a mullet .

"Nice guys get into girls hearts,Sweet guys get into girls minds, But only a hockey guy can get into a girls pants."

"Hockey Players"
The best kind of person in the world. The cockiest, toughest, most talented group of athletes in the universe. Will booze at least 2 times a week and still be dedicated. Not afraid to live the dream until the are like 35 then realize they never made it anywhere. Ladies love us. Guys want to be us. We are the soul of the universe.

Why Copenhagen is Better than a Woman:
1. Copenhagen doesn't give you any backtalk
2. When you're done with a tin, you can immediately get rid of it
3. You don't have to take Copenhagen to dinner and a movie
4. Copenhagen never gets hateful once a month
5. Copenhagen never scares you by being late
6. Copenhagen is always there for you no matter what
7. You can share Copenhagen with a friend, no questions asked
8. Copenhagen never wants you to meet the parents
9. You never have to tell Copenhagen "I Love You"
10. Copenhagen is Copenhagen

The Hockey Dressing Room:

People on the outside world cannot understand what happens in a
hockey dressing room. The word chemistry is often used to
describe what lurks behind the walls of a tight knit hockey
room. If you talk to most players who win championships, they
talk of the blood and guts, the second efforts, but most
importantly they point out the chemistry in the room. From the
day training camp starts, players are thrown together from all
parts of the globe. Once the team is made, this is now your
second family. You will bleed with these teammates, you will win
and you will lose with them, but most of all they will become your best buddies in the
world. These are the guys you have to trust – not only on the
ice but off the ice as well. When your flying up the ice and you
hear a “heads up stewy!”, and you quickly avoid a train coming
at you, your buddies were there for you. When you are at the bar
unable to walk, your buddies are the ones to make sure you get
home ok. When you passed out on the couch, your buddies are the
ones that will tea bag you and then take pictures of it for all
the lads. You will taste the sweet flavor of
victory, and you will cry tears together in defeat. You Will Go Through hell
and high water for the next 9 months you will have a family that
will take care of you. Away from home for the first time, you
may feel homesick. Your boys will stick together and all of you
will have some of the best times of you life. Stories told in
the dressing room, end when you walk out the door. What happens
in a dressing room becomes a world of itself. If you respect
this responsibility you will reap the benefits of a great year.
Respecting the code of the locker room is more about life then
it is about what happens on the ice.Cherish these times in the
room boys, from sitting around having a chew after a game, or
pissing on a rookie in the shower – these are memories that will
stay with you for a lifetime. Embrace these rules, respect your
teammates, but most of all enjoy the dance. When it’s all over,
you will think back and smile at the golden moments of your
youth. Then you will wake up your son and take him to practice.
As you take a sip of your warm coffee, you can be gracious that
you were there – you played, you laughed, your cried –and got to the dance


The 15 Hockey Commandments

1. Thou shalt not have no other sports before thee.
2. Thou shalt take the name of the Lord Scotty Bowman, in vain (without fear of getting benched, scratched, or traded).
3. Thou shalt not throw the puck blindly up the middle.
4. Thou shalt not shoot pucks at the goalie's head during warm-ups.
5. Thou shalt honor copenhagen and skoal.
6. Thou shalt honor thy blue line and thy crease.
7. Thou shalt not enter the nuetral zone with thy head down
8. Thou shalt not throw sticks (unless thou wants to hurt thyself or see the rest of thy game from thy locker room).
9. Thou shalt not back down from a fight.
10. Thou shalt not disobey veterans.
11. Thou shalt not take stupid penalties in the third period.
12. Thou shalt drink beer.
13.Thou shalt not root for the maple leafs.
14 Thou shalt take thy man and not thy puck.
15 Thou shalt not lust after bimbos on the Jumbo Tron unless thy broads have very large breasts

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