If you just happen to be wandering around, leave a comment or send me a message. They make me happy unless you say something retarded. Like "you have big sucking lips."

Humans are a virus on the earth. That's not bullshit. We behave in similar ways to a virus. Infect the host, drain as much nutrients as possible from it, reproduce, kill the host, move on. Ain't that a hoot?

"Since Copernicus, man has been rolling from the centre towards X." ~Friedrich Nietzsche

"What do you consider most humane?— To spare someone shame." ~Friedrich Nietzsche

Either I am smarter than I seem or am too stupid to realize that I am dumber than I already seem.

"Listen to the cry of a woman in labor at the hour of giving birth - look at the dying man's struggle at his last extremity, and then tell me whether something that begins and ends thus could be intended for enjoyment." ~Soren Kierkegaard

"People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use."~Soren Kierkegaard

"179. Thoughts.— Thoughts are the shadows of our feelings—always darker, emptier, simpler."~Friedrich Nietzsche

I like porn. A lot. I like painting my nails. Too much. I like it when guys hit on me because it's a self esteem boost but please don't on nex. All girls feel that way regardless of what we say. But that doesn't mean if you say something horribly crude like "omg u r hawt sex me?" we will. Because we won't. I <3 Gay Pride. I'm a hopeless romantic. Which sucks. I wish that it was possible to make guys into better boyfriends. I like it when straight boys kiss. I like history, especially WWI and WWII stuff. I was socialized to really, really, really like China. I'm antidisestablishmentarianistic. II think pussy smells odd and that it's oddly flavorless flavor is delicious. I'm cursed when it come to my love life. And life in general. I'm more spontaneous and random than a bag of vegetarian mongeese. Rebecca Romijn makes me happy. So do snakes. And Emmett McGregor. And total silence. I think that if I were to walk into Abercrombie or American Eagle the store would spontaneously combust. I like cranberries and Cowboy Bebop. And blood/gore. and hugs. and molesting people at random. and computer stuff. Like video games, (or e-mail/chat/all that boring stuff) or digital painting or programming or taking them apart and putting them back together thus voiding my warranty to poke around at my video card. and discover that my shitty computer only has a 250W power supply that can barely handle my 6200 GTX and is unremovable. Because of that I couldn't get the 7800 I wanted so much. Fuck Dell. I don't have the money to custom build one yet, which is teh sad. I have a permanent residence and a vacation home in the gutter. I like apple martinis. And four inch stilettos. Which I can in fact walk in, oddly. UT2007 made me orgasm multiple times. I'm horribly frank and blunt, often to bad consequences. I also am addicted to horror movies--I'm on the eternal search to find one that will actually scare me. Nothing yet.

Your Seduction Style: Sex Pot



Tradionally known as a "siren", "rake", or "femme fatale." You exude sensuality.
And while your sexiness is part of what makes you an incredible seducer...
Your ability to make others feel sexy is what really makes your seduction skills shine.Most people don't feel attractive or desired enough - a need which you tap into.
You have the ultimate sex appeal, and getting attention from you is a total self esteem boost. Your confidence is contagious, and you help others unleash their own sexuality. Your sex pot seduction skills are so intoxicating that you can get away with... well, almost murder. Lovers feel like your sensuality is in your blood, so it's only natural if you flirt a little.
And if you stray, that might be okay as well - as long as you make your lover still feel hot.

What Kind of Seducer Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/whatkindofseducerareyouq​uiz/

I don't know about sex pot, but I definitely love to make my friends/partner feel incredibly sexy themselves.

To make the long story that used to be here short, I'm really, really OCD.

I am bold. I am frank. I am opinionated. I am intimidating. I am seductive. I am artistic. I am independant. I don't give a shit what you say about me. I have a fear of being normal. I have a fear of being mundane. I have a fear of being all the things that make me the hypocrite I am. I also probably have bigger figurative balls than most people you know. Like, aside from Vin Diesel. I have many "manly" characteristics while being very feminine, and Spark Tests agree with me:

<== soooooooo hilarious. Except I'm really more of a stilletto+skirt wearing xbox key smashing foosball ownaging type.

I'm also, unfortunately, quite narcissistic. I fall often, and I fall hard. Except by fall, I really mean stumble. I'm sexist. Against women. I make generalizations about chicks all the time. I say chicks. A lot. Especially ones with really short hair.

Oh and um... I will fucking own your ass in Streetfighters or Soul Caliber II or MK any day.



DOLCE & GABANA, ISSEY MIYAKE, KENZO, VALENTINO, Bill Blass, Burberry Prorsum, Diane Von Furstenburg, DIESEL, Etro, Viktor & Rolf, Roberto, Cavalli, ANTONIO BERARDI, Gianfranco Ferre
if only I could make it to that list...

I have a passionate and never ending love affair with volunteering, bass guitar players, fruit, art in all media, music, clothing design, traditional painting, digital painting, Angelina Jolie, human necks, any guy with chin to shoulder length hair, etc. and apparently blonde haired blue eyed guys. I'm not physically more attracted to them but the last four or so guys I've crushed on (for personality) were. Strangeness.

Favourite Painters: LINDA BERGKVIST (my biggest idol and inspiration), Goya, Renoir, Monet, FRIDA
many, many more

Music : SYSTEM OF A DOWN[/i], METRIC, Vast, LILY ALLEN, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, MODEST MOUSE, VICTOR FUCKING WOOTEN, RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS, JEFF COFFIN, Jaco Pastorius, Travis, Les Claypool, Bela Fleck and the Flecktones[/i], BJORK, DOGS DIE IN HOT CARS, FIONA APPLE[/i], Jeff Buckley, KEANE, SUM 41, PERPETUAL GROOVE[/i], Weezer, SNOW PATROL, My Chemical Romance, MIKEY WAY, Nellie McKay, Test Icicles, James Blunt, Arctic Monkeys, THE POSTAL SERVICE, THE KILLERS, Interpol, Massive Attack, Tricky, Depeche Mode, RADIOHEAD, TOOL, Muse[/i], Franz Ferdinand, Slipknot, Taproot, KINGS OF CONVIENIENCE[/i], Bright Eyes, FEIST[/i], Bjork, Badly Drawn Boy, Telepopmusik, Antonio Vivaldi, Ludwig van Beethoven, Peter Ilyich Tchaikovsky, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, the Arcade Fire, and a few too many more.

Random: Art Institute of Chicago <<=Dream College (gotta start on that portfolio...) I want to go sooooooooo bad., Chicago: Dream City[/b], COUNTER STRIKE: SOURCE, HALF LIFE 2, STARCRAFT, ROME: TOTAL WAR, WARCRAFT 3, Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis, Eureka, Battlestar Galactica, the word fuck, MythBusters, AMELIE (MOVIE), Skull/Skeleton Paraphenilia, Wacom Intuous3 9 x 12, ANGELINA JOLIE[/b], Natalie Portman, Gemma Ward, Jessica Stam, Doutzen Kroes, Carmen Kass, Ai Tominaga, Monica Bellucci, Rebecca Romijn, other assorted hot chicks, Dorky Guys, I really, really like masculine girls. Lesbians with really short hair turn me on. , Apple Pie, OLD SPICE[/b], MAC Cosmetics, Femme Fatale, ALIEN, ALIENS, ALIEN3, ALIEN RESURRECTION, THE MATRIX, CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK, V for Vendetta, Pride and Prejudice, Tank Girl, The Jacket, Munich, Omnipotence, Resident Evil, Residen Evil: Apocalypse, SIN CITY: The manliest movie EVER, with all the gore and super *orgasm* hot chicks I will ever need., THE ANIMATRIX, Ma Vie En Rose, Requiem for a Dream, sex, COLOURS, FAMILY GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/i], Killzone 2, Black Hawk Down, Seduction, ARTISTIC PEOPLE, Humor, Sharp and Shiny things... namely, weapons. Cold Steel....[/i], [/color]

Narrow Minded People. Can't say I dislike hypocrites though. I'm a hypocrite, and so is the rest of the world. George Bush. The sun. Ooh ooh ooh guess who's not getting skin cancer??? Really cute people. No, not as in beautiful people or as in 6 year olds, but as in people who just need to grow up. Well, actually, I hate cute things in general, but mostly just girls who act all "omg! liek omg! I can't believe [insert pathetic statement here]!" I HATE[/i] pink. DELL. People who fucking choose to be ignorant. People who never feel the need to question what they're told when it's considered by the masses (of like minded people) that the source is "reliable," i.e. news. The arguments against gay marriage; they're simply stupid. Utter and absolute stupidity. I don't mean mentally handicapped, just the "zomfg j00 i pwnz0rz u n ur fce bi0ch," people who reelected George Bush (well, now that I think about it, why change horsemen halfway through the apocalypse?), pants with words on the ass like "juicyland" or handprints, and sluts who wear skirts three inches long and are like, wtf are you staring at you creep? Um, your vagina? People who are really cutsy and perky and pretend to be innocent little girls when they are in fact rubbing their boobs in some guy's face while twirling their hair. Just, total sluts that deny it. I'm a slut and I know it; I admit I like sex and hate short skirts, I don't wear uber short skirts and giggle and say whoops I didn't mean to flash my pussy to everyone it just kind of happened. Bastards on nex to send messages like "zomg ur hawt msn?" I should just not talk to those people, but occasionally they seem nice. Then I talk to them on MSN and all they ask is "how r u? would u wan go oncam?" and sign off the moment I say no. I mean, are my pics provocative? I don't think they are. Pubic toilets. People who think "modeling" for dumbass catalogues or pathetic prom dress makers makes them models and therefore the shit. Unless you made the cover of vogue or is Doce&Gabanna's muse, no. Chicks who really aren't fat and are all zomg I'm so fat I need to diet. Fuck you. Dumb shits on crappy art web sites like Deviantart who draw stick figures and horribly distorted, ugly as hell "art" and are all proud of it and get depressed when people don't look at their shit. People who are total attention whores and get upset when people aren't all over them. Like me. I get jealous to easily and it sucks balls, though most of the time I just pretend I'm not and learn to get the fuck over it. My absolute lack of self control that makes me a dumb, procrastinating bitch who sucks at homework as well as fidelity. My sex drive is too rampant, all the boys and girls are hawt and I can't help but like. ;_; Don't ever date me unless you're completely insane or are polyamorous and enjoy a surplus of three+somes. People who repeatedly brag about how much they drink and smoke and how awesome they are because they smoke more marijuana daily than is grown in the country of El Salvador each year. I don't really mind if you do, but being a pothead is not a fucking popularity contest. People who feel the distinct need to be competitive at the most awful things; like me. "God I feel like shit, I only got four hours of sleep last night." Me/some other noob: "Oh yeah? I feel like fuck; I only got two. (boo yeah I beat you)." Spoiled brats who don't hesitate to rub it in your face. I mean, I once knew a chick who got like, terribly and extremely upset because her parents didn't buy her a fucking car for her birthday. Who the fuck expects a fucking car for their teenage birthday? I mean, fuck you! What about the people out there who wish each day for just a scrap of food? People who don't keep promises like me, though mostly because I tend to bite off a lot more than I can chew, like wanting to save everyone in Africa from starvation. I do help with the volunteering organization on campus that collects money for Darfur, Hefer, have blood drives, etc. I hate how I feel like it's still definitely not enough though. I hate when I unknowingly curse really loud in front of teachers, children, etc. Dumb shitfucks who hate things they don't know anything about, i.e. "Down with Communism! Communism sucks! I don't know what the hell communism is about but it needs to die!" My inability to control my rambling. Feel free to zone out. Rape of the English language.

"pretty soon you can consolidate all those things [dislikes] into one item...the planet earth"-Andy.

I believe I will. Dumb cuntfucky things now includes everything on the earth except for hawt lesbians and the ORF including most people associated with it. and Tim.[/b][/color]