DUROTAR!
When raping a woman, you can simply blame her for not carrying mace. It's entirely her fault.
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Good friends; good gamin; good chron; an EXPANSIVE vocabulary, especially on women; when nothings over the top, but shit still flies; helluva lot of Death metal, and the women that like it; piercings on others, but not on me; epic lewt; the word 'shit'; good humour; lame humour; tolerance to a point; being laid back; a deeper thinking on shallow issues; friendly sarcasm; a good sense of justice; island culture; Appleton's Rhum; Animals, I really love dogs, but I don't REALLY love dogs;
Negative.
THE SCENE; scene guys, you don't deserve your hot chicks, you pinner fucks with your post counts, your semi-nude pictures, your fucking forum cultures, you ultra lame/shitty post-modern humour, you guys fucking fail at it; metalcore; one beat music; Kool FM; Canada's dependency on the States; when people answer "I dunno" for almost everything; the overwhelming selfishness of humanity; hard drugs, you guys are fucking idiots, it's not worth your life for a few years of the most fun you'll ever have, grow up; how teens today must elevate themselves at the cost of others, what happened to communal respect?; Really stupid girls, especially when they're not even hot, if you're gunna be dumb as a brick, as least do some sit ups and get rid of those love handles, maybe brush your teeth a bit more, or even get a tread mill?; Fat people, it's not hard to lose weight, it's completely your fault, no one force fed you, WHALES ON LAND CAN'T DO MUCH; Vegetarians for the sake of saving farm animals, wtf are you doing? You're not saving a single animal at the cost of your health, and why would you even wanna save them? They're bred for the sole purpose of dying, it's keeping the circle of nature, but just in a wooden pen, get over it, herbivores die all the time; really hot chicks that creep me and don't talk to me, a part of me feels ugly when you do that. Don't comment on that, I know I set myself up, I'm just all baked and ranting, LET ME FUCKING RANT OKAY?! It's not like I go find fat people and yell at them for being fat! Well, unless they're the fat people that comeinto KFC at fucking 8:40 and try to order a 20 piece bucket so I have to cook more after I've cleaned everything. Fuck you pricks, cook your own goddamn meals, recipes aren't hard to follow, groceries aren't hard to buy.