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You whose amber eyes are the curse of all loneliness
Who greets life with a kiss of indifference
You whose vanity must guide the garden path and surely surpass your suffocating pride
Consummate in selfish ways have I lost my will?
Lost sense of self, it is done, I know I must be...
Falling forever when bonds start to sever
I know I'll hope and pray...
The promise of never was my oath forever
I know I hope and pray you've had your fill of lust before the maggots conquest
Your mark about my neck
A keepsake of your vanity and when swollen fears are forever mine
This is true I know I must be...
Forever touched by the fire
Was it your innocence that kept me at bay?
Time was not mine, I was forever
The wolf at the door shrouded with greed
 

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So... We're all Champions?
"Music is a moral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life" says:
it makes a huge difference for the final weapon i get

"Music is a moral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life" says:
but thats far far FAR off

"Music is a moral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life" says:
a woman could only have a band if they had practice in the kitchen, the laundry room, or the bedroom.

a woman cannot leave these rooms unless she is on her way to one of the other allowed rooms.

"Music is a moral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life" says:
but yeah, i would wanted to put grief into a good crystal sword, but oh well, ill figure something else out

Neuronal Carnage - I am Jason! says:
LOL Did you just quote something sexist and just carry on with your current topic?

"Music is a moral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life" says:
yup

Neuronal Carnage - I am Jason! says:
Champ points.
 

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LOL Cap'n Hans
well it takes one to know one, kid, i think you've got it bad. says:
i need a good cock slap, and you need an ego boost.
 

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LOL HANNAH AGAIN
Jason says:
Maybe you should just get an e-boyfriend
Jason says:
Maybe you're actually designed for long distance relationships
=s ! says:
Maybe I'm asexual.
=s ! says:
And designed to become a power woman, adopt a baby, and pool all my ungiven love into it.
Jason says:
Keep dreaming.
Jason says:
Power and woman can't be in the same sentence, nevermind made into a compound word.
 

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LOL HANNAH
hannah: hello concussion! says:
i miss you.
Jason - If Everywhere was going to be Anywhere, it wouldn't be in a classroom. 893-4257 says:
Then do somethin about it.
hannah: hello concussion! says:
you do it.
hannah: hello concussion! says:
you do me.
hannah: hello concussion! says:
i hate you.
hannah: hello concussion! says:
i miss you.
hannah: hello concussion! says:
im going to bed, ebcause i'm so fucked out of my tree, it's not safe.
 

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Shanes story on acid

so last tuesday i was sitting on the floor thingnjing of wat i should wear to school, but then a though struck me as odd anything, hairy,but then a though arose in field of vision and tehn its like ummm eating chiken fried rice miss builly told me she awntyed to go fer icecream but i toodl her that my arm was too soggy fer her own good so i spat in her cup and left
ASSSSSSS PHINCTOR SAYS WAT
 

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I love women.
j baby. says:
what i want is for you to make me happy
j baby. says:
lol
Jason - And in my dreams I hold your head beneath the waves. Me+Emrys=Softcore porn masters says:
WHO TOLD YOU THAT YOU COULD THINK FOR YOURSELF?
Jason - And in my dreams I hold your head beneath the waves. Me+Emrys=Softcore porn masters says:
Damn women's suffrage.
Jason - And in my dreams I hold your head beneath the waves. Me+Emrys=Softcore porn masters says:
Giving you ideas.
j baby. says:
fuck off
 

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You Are 90% Evil



You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you!
 

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funny stuff
Jason:
FIIINE
Jason:
I'LL GO PEE JUST FOR YOU.
Çâþtâìñ Fëtµs:
ive never been so attracted to you in my life
Jason:
I'm turning this into a quote.


Ariel: Some people call me Air.
Ariel: But don't
Ariel: or I'll hit you.
Jason: HAHA!
Jason: I'm gunna do that
Jason: Unless you're in an arms length of me
Jason: Oooh Airy poo
Ariel: I can still cyber hit you
Ariel: /cyber slap
Jason: Nuh-uh!
Jason: /firewall
Jason: OWNED!
Ariel: LOL!
Ariel: ilu.


Jason: Do you have a cell phone?
Katie: yes i do
Jason: Good
Katie: 889 3162
Jason: ok, Ill put it in my cell phone
Katie: kay, whats yours?
Jason: So if I can't find you, Ill be like *rring, rrring* "WTFWTF"......one sec
Katie: hahaha k
Jason: ok
Jason: 886 4257
Katie: k
Jason: It's on vibrate
Katie: so is mine
Jason: Ooooh... Ok, put yours down your pants for a few seconds..Tell me when its down there..Hahahahahaha
Katie: wait a sec i have to go get it haha
Jason: Hahahaha
Katie: OK BUT HURRY IT'S GUNNA DIE IN LIKE 5 SECONDS
Jason: OMG OMG AHHh .....Im fumbling
Katie: haha.. GO!
*outburst of laughter*
*answers cellhphone*
Jason: OK NOW HANGUP AND PHONE ME
Katie: *phones jasons cell*
Jason: HAHA I like, squeaked
Katie: HAHA, we're too fucking cool

Another:
Jason: sex on a plane is the mile high club...sex on a boat is...?
Katie: mm...
Jason: salt water taffy XD

Another:
Katie: kitty:(:(:(
Jason: Why do you miss her?
Katie: she's missing.
Katie: four weeks today.
Jason: She's probably dead
Jason: I mean
Jason: Uh
Katie: ...
Jason: I FOUND HER
Katie: THANKS ASSHOLE

Hannah's name is "Ghetto boys make some noise"
Jason: /makes noise
Hannah: You're not ghetto.
Jason: I still make noise. Im anti-ghetto
Hannah: I know, you suck
Jason: WHAT YOU THINK YOU'RE GHETTO?
Hannah: It's a POP song
Jason: That's even worse. Hall of SHAME. WALK OF SHAME
Hannah: Kiss my ghetto booty
Jason: As long as you don't fart on my ghetto nose

Hannah: Tell me did you sail across the suun?
Jason: Yes
Hannah: WHEN ARE YOU GOING NEXT? I WANT SOME HOTNESS.
Jason: You already have enough. SMOOOTH

Jason says:
Ottawa sucks
hannah says:
Eee.
Shut up.
hannah says:
WHO DO YOU LIKE?
Jason says:
You
Jason says:
But
Jason says:
what
Jason says:
are
Jason says:
wetalkingabout?
hannah says:
LOL
hannah says:
Hockey, loser.
Jason says:
Oh
Jason says:
Vancouver