My sexy ass brother
Dear Incoming Grade 10's
Congrats....now you're the lowest of the low, Here are just a few helpful words of advice:
- Sex doesn't make you cool & it won't make the upper-
class boys think any higher of you. So don't go around bragging about it,
no one cares & then you look like an easy grade 10 whore..
just leave all the slutty things you did in grade 8 in middle school.
- Don't brag about the number of grads you know. The more you brag, the more we can tell you're a grade 10.
- Don't walk around telling upperclassmen you're not all stupid grade 10's, we don't care, we're still calling you one.
-Respect your teachers and your peers. Getting written up everyday and purposely failing really doesn't look cool,
we may laugh but it is at you for your ignorance. If your going to waste time and school board money on bullcrapping around
just drop out you're a lost cause and your really not that cool.
people talk down about you behind your back.
-Grade 10 Girls: Don't break out in dramatic scenes in the hallways.
Just like you keep your tampons and condoms you think you're going to use in your purse, keep that shit to yourself.
- Don't think you're smart because you filled up water bottles with vodka or coke bottles with bacardi and snuck it onto your 8th grade field trip.
We've all done it.. so don't be proud.
- DO NOT think that the upper-class girls are your best friends.. they will just laugh at you.
- Stop thinking you are the shiz cuz nobody even knows you
truth is.... you're really not.
-Do not wear ripped jeans and an Abercrombie shirt because you want to make "a variety of friends."
Only upperclass can wear this. So you will be laughed at.
-Don't act like a fucking drama queen. No one cares if you boyfriend/ girlfriend two hours dumped you.
That doesn't give you a reason to say you're going to kill youself. Get real.
- Do not slick your bangs to your face and wear "bracelets" in you're ears because you think that you're Hood.
-If you are going to try and rebel, it most likely won't work.
- Don't think that you have privacy now. Once you're here.. Your business is everyone's business.
-Don't tell everyone you love your boyfriend after 2 days, you're an idiot.
Same goes with guys don't say you love your girlfriend after 2 days, you're also an idiot
- Don't tell your friends that youre busy after school and tell them you have to go meet your friends in the student parking lot,
we all know your brother/sisters just taking you home.
- You'll never be as hot as the older girls. So don't try.
- To all grade 10 guys, you can't get with the older girls.
- Don't try to say you're older than you really are.
The way you walk, dress & talk just has grade 10 written all over you.
- Grade 10 Girls: You are an LG. DON'T Deny it
- Your name is "the class of 2010." HAHA.. enough said.
-Don' t try to pull that stuff "Well you were a grade 10 once..."
STOP! We know that we were freshmen,
but we aren't anymore so sit down & shut the fuck up.
-The day you mess with our boyfriend/girlfriend, you'll never enjoy high school again.
- Don't be a slut. This should be the number one rule.
Being one could most likely get you knocked the fuck out.
- DO NOT crowd our halls like cattle, because the upper classmen can (& most likely will), push you out of the way.
You will get hurt.
-If you ever some in contact with a drag queen, or drag king don't mess with them.
They're not gay: and they will fuck you up.
-To all the grade 10 guys, we know your balls haven't dropped yet.
That's why you still sound like Mickey Mouse.
Don't go around bragging how big your privites is or how huge your balls are.
We all know you're lying.
-Grade 10 girls don't point and gossip about "emos" because most likely they're not and they have friends that can and will get you back
-Grade 10's do NOT randomly stop in the hallways we are taller than you and can and will if must step on you and push you out of our way
-Grade 10's if you have a locker below us and take to long we will hit you with our locker door and pretend it was an accident.
-Believe me---You CAN'T win.
Have FUN being a grade 10...for a fun-filled year with NO life and NO opinion whatsoever.
-Dont even bother trying to talk shit to any of us.
Your older brother/sister is one of us.
they will have just as much fun as us watching you get knocked the fuck out
the Upper Class of '07, '08, and '09
- If you're an upperclassman, repost this.
Mommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.
Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.
You know what Mommy, I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too, and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.
Mommy, my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes, and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.
You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?
I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!
Mommy, I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never
see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak
WHITE FRIENDS: Never ask for food
SPANISH FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
BLACK FRIENDS: Food Shop at yo Crib
WHITE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
SPANISH FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad.
BLACK FRIENDS: Say "wuttup G"
WHITE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
SPANISH FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but that shit was fun!"
BLACK FRIENDS: GOT AWAY!!
WHITE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
SPANISH FRIENDS: Cry with you.
BLACK FRIENDS: Tell you to stop bitchin
WHITE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
SPANISH FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget it's yours.
BLACK FRIENDS: They just take yo shyt without you knowin
WHITE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
SPANISH FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.
BLACK FRIENDS: Talk about a time yall out ran the cops
WHITE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
SPANISH FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
BLACK FRIENDS: If theres trouble they already gone
WHITE FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
SPANISH FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"
BLACK FRIENDS: Come thru the backdoor
WHITE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
SPANISH FRIENDS: Are for life.
BLACK FRIENDS: TILL THEY DIE OR GET LOCKED UP
WHITE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
SPANISH FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!"
BLACK FRIENDS: Ask if you gon finish that
WHITE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
SPANISH FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!!
BLACK FRIENDS: Would POP that person
WHITE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
SPANISH FRIENDS: Will repost this
BLACK FRIENDS: Wont make it to the bottom
 Who are you?
 Are we friends?
 When and how did we meet?
 How have I affected you?
 What do you think of me?
 What's the fondest memory you have of me ?
 How long do you think we will be friends or enemies?
 Do you love me?
 Have I ever hurt you?
 Would you hug me?
 Would you kiss me?
 Would you fuck me?
 Are we close?
 Emotionally, what stands out?
 Do you wish I was cooler?
 On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I?
 Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
 Am I loveable?
 How long have you known me?
 Describe me in one word.
 What was your first impression?
 Do you still think that way about me now?
 What do you think my weakness is?
 Do you think I'll get married?
 What about me makes you happy?
 What about me makes you sad?
 What reminds you of me?
 What's something you would change about me?
 How well do you know me?
 Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
 Do you think I would kill someone?
 Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you?
 Rate my looks on a scale of 1 to 10.
 Whats my best feature (looks wise)
 Whats my best feature (personality)
1. Copy and Paste in your blog
2. Bold anything true
3. Leave plain anything untrue
I hate my name.
I miss somebody right now.
I watch more tv than I used to.
I love olives.
I love sleeping.
I own alot of books.
I wear glasses or contact lenses.
I love to play video games.
I've tried marijuana.
I have been in a threesome.
I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
I believe honesty is the best policy.
I curse alot.
I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
I have a hobby.
I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
I've never broken anyone else's bones.
I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
I love rain.
I'm REALLY paranoid.
I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
I need money right now.
I love sushi.
I talk really, really fast.
I have long hair.
I have lost money in Las Vegas.
I have at least one brother and/or sister.
I shave my legs.
I have a twin.
I am actually wasting time doing this thing.
I couldnt survive without Caller I.D
I like the way I look.
I have friends.
I know how to do cornrows.
I am very pessimistic.
I have mood swings.
I think Britney Spears is pretty/hot.
I have a hidden talent.
I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
I have dyed my hair.
I have kissed someone of the same sex.
I enjoy talking on the phone.
I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
I love to shop.
I would rather eat than shop.
I would classify myself as ghetto.
Im bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders.
Im obsessed with my blog.
I dont hate anyone.
Im a pretty good dancer.
I'm embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
I watch MTV on a regular basis.
I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
I've rejected someone before.
I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
I want to have children in the future.
I have changed a diaper before.
I've had the cops called on me before.
I bite my nails.
I'm not allergic to anything deadly.
I am bisexual.
I am homosexual.
I collect comic books.
I shut others out when I'm sad.
I open up to others easily.
I watch the news.
I own over 5 rap CDs.
I like Disney movies.
I am a sucker for pretty eyes.
I've slipped out a "lol" in a real conversation.
I love Martha Stewart.
I really like someone.
I am self conscious.
I like to laugh a lot.
I smoke a pack a day.
I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
I can't swallow pills.
I have some scars.
I've been out of this country.
I am really ticklish.
I love chocolate.
I play computer games/video games when I'm bored.
Gotten lost in the city.
Saw a shooting star.
I had serious surgery.
Hugged a stranger.
Been in a fist fight with the same sex.
Laughed and had milk/soda come out of your nose.
Pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
Made out in an elevator.
Swore at your parents.
Kicked a guy where it hurts.
Been bungee jumping.
Broken a bone.
Played spin the bottle.
Gotten the chicken pox.
Ridden in a taxi.
Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
Stole something from your job.
Had a crush on a teacher/coach.
Saw someone/something dying.
Been on a plane.
Thrown up in a bar.
Met someone in person from the internet.
Been to a motocross show.
Done hard drugs.
Ran away from home.
Lied to your parents about where you are.
Hate more than love.
Own an iPod or MP3 player.
Are a sports fanatic.
Would wear pyjamas to school.
Have a job.
Been in love.
tYpE lIkE tHiS VeRy OfFtEn.
Eat fast food weekly.
Have self-inflicted scars.
Believe in ghosts.
Can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
Seen a therapist.
Love white chocolate.
In a relationship
Kissed a stranger.
Been obsessed with another person.
Argued for the fun of it.
Made out in a moving vehicle.
I see things that aren?t there.
Been naked in public.
Come close to death.
Hooked up with 2 or more people in one night while drunk.
Hooked up with 2 or more people in one night without alcohol.
Crashed into a friend's car.
Been to Japan.
Ever had a crush on someone of the same sex.
Slept with someone you shouldn?t have.
I believe everything happens for a reason.
Had someone cheat on you.
Over dosed by accident.
I own a home.
I like my handwriting.
I have acne-free skin.
I'm really, really smart, parts of the time.
I love barbies.
I think prostitution should be legalized.
I have random singing outbursts.
I currently am in love with someone.
I have dated someone at least 10 years older or younger.
I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
I have made a move on a friend's significant other in the past.
I enjoy country music.
I love my best friends.
I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
I watch soap operas sometimes.
Halloween is awesome.
I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.
I have dated my best friends ex.
My best friend has dated my ex.
I have gone scuba diving.
Had a crush on somebody I have never met.
I play a musical instrument.
I strongly dislike school.
I'm procrastinating on something right now.
I own and use a library card.
I think The Lord of the Rings is one of the greatest movies/books ever.
I'm obsessed with the tv show "The O.C."
I am resentful that I have to grow up.
I think the world would be a better place if people just smiled more often.
I am suffering of a broken heart.
I am left handed.
I try not to change who I am for someone.
My heart resides below my feet.
I once stole a music stand.
I like pumpkin pie.
I work 7 days a week.
I don't have the ability to make decisions without changing my mind.
People tell me I have a horrible sense of humor.
I'm in my PJs.
I Have a tendency to fall for the wrong boys.
Done drugs other than alcohol or pot.
I'm having trouble sleeping.
I love Dr. Pepper.
I'm a programmer.
I own all of the Harry Potter books.
I like to smell my own hair.
I carry a book with me almost everywhere I go.
I have flown to a different country to see a band.
Been hospitalized for "mental issues".
I have survived totaling a car I was driving.
I am addicted to a Manga/anime.
I have dated someone for longer than 2 years.
I have lived in three different countries.
I have tattoos.
I have lost someone I cared about deeply.
I am not human until I have had some form of caffiene.
I can't use can openers.
I went to the emergency room last night.