if you have a problem with me
then say shit to me
not my fucking girlfriend you cocksucking piece of shit
wow, fuck
can i not trust anyone anymore?
you're a fucking peice of shit
saw 6 is a fucking brutal movie
don't waste your time or money
the story is shitty
the effects are shitty
the acting is shitty
now he's pretty much killing people for no reason
like his traps had a purpose but nope, not anymore
do yourself a favor and don't watch it
fuck man, fucking, fuck
where's all the fucking cool kids i used to know
seems everyones turned fucking pissy
well except for a select group of people
friday was such a fucking good time, not even kidding
i havn't had fun like that in a while
i'm thinking we need to do that again VERY soon
thanks for inviting me btw
FUCK
i'm the unhirable
does my fucking resume have CUNT written across it?
this is getting fucking ridiculous
does anyone know anywhere thats hiring atm?
i dont wanna work with fast food though
quizno's and subway works
but thats all
cut up my hand..
pree bad
.. not that bad actually though
thumb got it the worst
kinda swollen.. and gross looking..
and in mcdonalds i was making it talk..
but anywaaysss..
i had a bottle in my hand..
the grass is wet from the precipitation last night which i did not know
i was at the bowl havin' some good times and i tossed the bottle into the field..
i went to retrieve the bottle and my shoes got wet
but i didn't realize at the time the grass was wet
and walking back to the bowl i have the bottle in hand and decide " hey, i'll just walk down its not that steep "
and when i attempt to walk down i lost traction due to the moisture on my shoes
and when i fell all i could picture was me slamming my head against the pavement
and being a vegetable or worse.. stephen hawking
so i put my hands down to cushion my fall.. still holding the bottle might i add
and when my hands hit the ground
the bottle pretty much just.. exploded in my hand
leaving chunks of glass lodged into my hand
and i was sitting there stairing at the glass ( on the ground.. not my hand )
then i look at tanner, sarah and sara and they don't look to cool about it
so in my head i'm like oh fuck..
but my bodys pretty chill the only thing hurting is my bruised ego
and after a second or two ( which seemed like minutes ) of them gawking at me all bloody and fuck
tanner says " oh fuck " or some shit like that
sarah was looking for something to wipe off the blood on my hands ( secretly i didnt want it off.. it looked so bad ass )
and as i sat there picking a chunk of glass out of my hand sara says " we should clean that up.. "
and me thinking she was talking about cleaning up the glass
because someone could fall in that!.. yeah
and then realized she was talking about my hand
and sarah passed me this.. long piece of fabric? that i made into a tourniquet.. bad idea made my hand purple.. stopped the blood flow but.. purple hand tripped me right the fuck out
but yeah
i bled EVERYWHERE.. leaving my mark so bitches know i'm fuckin' hardcore
went to tanners house
his dad was really cool about it and really didnt give a flying fuck
made his sink bloody and used up his butterfly band-aids and his fathers jack daniels for my cuts
and i fashioned my self a bandage using my wifebeater and toilet paper
g'damn i'm like MacGyver of bloody hands n' shit
and that would be my wonderful friday adventure
shitbraah.. good times
yeah and btw.
YELLOW IS NOT DUMB
DRIVING YOUR MOTHERS PRIUS IS FUCKING DUMB
suck a cock bitchass motherfucker
btw..#2
sara and sarah
are two different people.. if you haven't established that already..
sarah = castor
sara = mathwig
mathwig = tanners girlfriend
castor = my girlfriend
for whom it may concern
also..
i think this may be the biggest blog i've ever done
i'm a little proud..
i should write a mofucken' book
i'd fosho' read it
bt-dub#3.. ( last thing i swear )
if you read all of this and though it was stupid or some shit
you're stupid..
for fucking reading the whole thing
happy three months sarah:)
i had a really good timetoday
i was just a little worried haha:P
i've never been this happy in a relationship
you're amazing
okay... so you tell me to " get over it "
get over what?
how about you get the fuck over yourself
you think you're hot shit when you've got skinhead and firecrotch as your two only friends
people do like me its you they don't like, get your shit straight
why do you have to be a fucking child about all of this? like really
you want me out of your life? give me my shit back
because if you didnt want me talking to you youd give me my stuff
i think you want me talking to you
also I STOPPED TALKING TO YOU yet again, get your shit straight you fucking retard
and all of this blocking bullshit.. really?
grow the fuck up
i'm gonna get my shit wether you like it or not
and if i don't you're paying for it you can mark my words on this
this is really the only way you'll have a conversation i'll try say somthing
then you blog how stupid i am
grow the fuck up
so yeah i'm getting my shit soon wether you're home or not
cause you're pretty fucking obsessive
you're fucking creepy
so what the fuck is up with these suburb kids trying to be so fucking gangster
eastside crips? in sunvalley? yeah, fuck that
with your brand new bikes right? cause mommy buys every crip brand new bikes!
and what the fuck was that 20 year old looking guy doing with 5.. what 14 year olds? MAYBE one 16 year old
i fucking hate wannabes, fucking bitches leave right when we get there too
i'm just glad we got there before anything serious actually happened
these fucking gangster kids are getting fucking rediculous
they tried starting with me and jeremy i was so pumped full of adrenaline it wasnt even funny i could feel my heart beat in my toes i was ready to tear thoes fucking wannabe's a new one but we were out numbered by like.. 4?
if me and jeremy found one of thoes guys alone they'd be fucking dead lmfaooo
see how they'd like it
k well..
the story is
me and jeremy were walking to sunvalley elementary from tanners house
and on our walk... on sunvalley we saw like 8 people in total
this one guy who looked like he was like 20 was pushing around some emo guy our age
( we'll call him john.. i think thats his name.. but i'm not positive )
i think he goes to rivereast?.. idk but i know i've seen him around
then when we came up john's girlfriend knew jeremy
so then they took off and one of them called jeremy a bitchwhile scooting on by on his bike
called jeremy a bitch getting in his face
jeremy was like " fuck you " and his 20somethin year old friend came up
he tried starting shit with jeremy and john told him to fuck off so the guy punched him in the head and then just like.. took off.. fucking pussy
so we made sure he was alright and walked him and his girlfriend home
because we thought they'd try something again
and then john told us that him and his girlfriend were just walking to her house
and these kids rode up on their bike and said they were with the " eastside crips "
( even though they wernt wearing blue.. is that not the crip color?
and pretty sure.. they'd have a car.. not be on fucking brandnew bikes.. )
and then they started calling him an emo faggot or some shit.. even though he was with his girlfriend..?
and he said something about picking on kids
( because this guy looked fucking OLD )
and then they told him to empty his pockets then he told them he wouldnt
so they tried pushing him onto the street
and thats when we walked up
FUCKING GANGSTERS THESE DAYS
eastside crips.. in sunvalley..? suburb kids trynna act hard
PUSSIES
- i'm really likeing my new group of friends when we all hang out in a group its the fucking shit.. tanner needs a big ass van for all of us lmfao there's a little drama now but it'll get better with time i couldn't be any happier with the group of friends i have
- sarah, you're really cute:) you treat me so great i've never felt this good about myself you're really laid back and you really know how to make someone feel wanted i wouldn't change you for the world you're so amazing:)
- you're really starting to piss me off no one wants you around isn't it fucking obvious? we tell you that we don't want you there and that we don't like you and you just laugh as if we're kidding well guess what, we all fucking hate you you're all over every guy in the group and its fucking gross you have a boyfriend and he doesen't deserve your fucking bullshit you better fucking smarten up at the dance you were a huge whore and all over grinding on everyone and he was right there he TRIED dancing with you but you just left him to dance with someone else oh and your hair looks fucking retarded quit trying to be all scene or emo or whatever the fuck you're going for because you're just looking like a fucking FOOL
-so i can probably bet that my puppies cuter than yours:) i love him he's a cutie he still can't get down the stairs but he can get up i need to take him for a walk soon and i wanna take him to a park:) just so he can get outside
" subject new mac snack wrap! a snack with all my favorite toppings! capital em, em, em, em Mmmm. it made my day. semi-colon right bracket " " sir..? " " it's a winkey face! "
- so i want..:
a haircut
a belt
new shoes
PIERCINGS
a tattoo
new shirts
grey skinnies
A HAT
A FUCKING JOB ( any suggestions? )
sunglasses
A BEARD rofl
my lisence
bacon bacon BEEF bacon BEEF
i have the strongest urge to beat you with a tube sock full of potatoes and ketchup.. maybe a couple rusty nails in there too
and i don't mean for kicks
i'd like to fuck you up
..i'm just sayin'
ON A BRIGHTER NOTE
i had a really good time with you today:)
i love just goofing around with you
riding the shopping carts lmfao
or jumping over the square things
OH and racing:)
you're oodles of fun!
hahah
i really like that cellphone:)
soo easy to text with
fast and the furious is a really good movie too:)
damian ...LMFAO EW .. says:
GRAB A CHICK WE'LL MAKE MILLIONS
*~ ERicA ~* says:
lol what
damian ...LMFAO EW .. says:
its sweeping the nation
2girls1cup
well im thikning
*~ ERicA ~* says:
thats disgusting
damian ...LMFAO EW .. says:
1girl2gstrings
*~ ERicA ~* says:
rofl
damian ...LMFAO EW .. says:
she'll poop with the g string on
and it'll cut in half!
*~ ERicA ~* says:
lmfao
damian ...LMFAO EW .. says:
it'll be spread across the world!
get your camera and a chick with a g string!
*~ ERicA ~* says:
lol we should eh
damian ...LMFAO EW .. says:
lmfao yeah
itd be like ahhhh then be like sliced in half
and then a midjet amputee will be under
while a chick in all leather will be kissing a fat chick
while a guy jerks it in the corner
this way every fucking freak out there is happy
*~ ERicA ~* says:
rofl
damian ...LMFAO EW .. says:
lol
*~ ERicA ~* says:
has to be a fat black chick kissing a scrawny asian teen dike dressed in a nurse outfit
so it covers more
freaky shit
damian ...LMFAO EW .. says:
LMFAO
*~ ERicA ~* says:
yep thats what we'll do
i swear your head is bigger than us all
getting bigger
go slit your own throat, slit your own throat..
you're all turned on
than anyone could be
by yourself
go slit your own throat, slit your own throat
