cut up my hand..
pree bad
.. not that bad actually though
thumb got it the worst
kinda swollen.. and gross looking..
and in mcdonalds i was making it talk..
but anywaaysss..
i had a bottle in my hand..
the grass is wet from the precipitation last night which i did not know
i was at the bowl havin' some good times and i tossed the bottle into the field..
i went to retrieve the bottle and my shoes got wet
but i didn't realize at the time the grass was wet
and walking back to the bowl i have the bottle in hand and decide " hey, i'll just walk down its not that steep "
and when i attempt to walk down i lost traction due to the moisture on my shoes
and when i fell all i could picture was me slamming my head against the pavement
and being a vegetable or worse.. stephen hawking
so i put my hands down to cushion my fall.. still holding the bottle might i add
and when my hands hit the ground
the bottle pretty much just.. exploded in my hand
leaving chunks of glass lodged into my hand
and i was sitting there stairing at the glass ( on the ground.. not my hand )
then i look at tanner, sarah and sara and they don't look to cool about it
so in my head i'm like oh fuck..
but my bodys pretty chill the only thing hurting is my bruised ego
and after a second or two ( which seemed like minutes ) of them gawking at me all bloody and fuck
tanner says " oh fuck " or some shit like that
sarah was looking for something to wipe off the blood on my hands ( secretly i didnt want it off.. it looked so bad ass )
and as i sat there picking a chunk of glass out of my hand sara says " we should clean that up.. "
and me thinking she was talking about cleaning up the glass
because someone could fall in that!.. yeah
and then realized she was talking about my hand
and sarah passed me this.. long piece of fabric? that i made into a tourniquet.. bad idea made my hand purple.. stopped the blood flow but.. purple hand tripped me right the fuck out
but yeah
i bled EVERYWHERE.. leaving my mark so bitches know i'm fuckin' hardcore
went to tanners house
his dad was really cool about it and really didnt give a flying fuck
made his sink bloody and used up his butterfly band-aids and his fathers jack daniels for my cuts
and i fashioned my self a bandage using my wifebeater and toilet paper
g'damn i'm like MacGyver of bloody hands n' shit

and that would be my wonderful friday adventure
shitbraah.. good times

yeah and btw.
YELLOW IS NOT DUMB
DRIVING YOUR MOTHERS PRIUS IS FUCKING DUMB
suck a cock bitchass motherfucker

btw..#2
sara and sarah
are two different people.. if you haven't established that already..
sarah = castor
sara = mathwig
mathwig = tanners girlfriend
castor = my girlfriend
for whom it may concern

also..
i think this may be the biggest blog i've ever done
i'm a little proud..

i should write a mofucken' book
i'd fosho' read it

bt-dub#3.. ( last thing i swear )
if you read all of this and though it was stupid or some shit
you're stupid..
for fucking reading the whole thing