1. Thou shalt not have no other sports before thee.
2. Thou shalt take the name of the Lord Scotty Bowman, in vain (without fear of getting benched, scratched, or traded).
3. Thou shalt not throw the puck blindly up the middle.
4. Thou shalt not shoot pucks at the goalie's head during warm-ups.
5. Thou shalt honor copenhagen and skoal.
6. Thou shalt honor thy blue line and thy crease.
7. Thou shalt not enter the nuetral zone with thy head down
8. Thou shalt not throw sticks (unless thou wants to hurt thyself or see the rest of thy game from thy locker room).
9. Thou shalt not back down from a fight.
10. Thou shalt not disobey veterans.
11. Thou shalt not take stupid penalties in the third period.
12. Thou take a fat dip.
13.Thou shalt not root for the maple leafs.
14 Thou shalt take thy man and not thy puck.
15 Thou shalt not lust after bimbos on the Jumbo Tron unless thy broads have very large breasts
DISLIKES
the fact that im an absolute joke
cancer
having something special then its torn from your from your arms and heart
guys who decide that there girlfriends are more important than a friend ship
then come back and then say that ur a horrible friend because u dont support them