.:PISCES:. The Piece of ass
Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT.
Very high SEX appeal. Has the last word. The best to find, hardest
to keep. Fun to be around. Freak in the sheets. Extremely weird
but in a good way. Super good in bed. Good Sense of Humor!!!
Thoughtful. A partner for life. Always gets what he or she wants.
Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet.
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HEY PEOPLE MY NAME IS CODY COOPER AND I WILL TALK AT YOU
High School
MY FAVE STUFF IS SOCCER, COMPUTERS,BMX , others too just cant think!!!
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SWEET ASS POEMS!!!!
Rose are red
Violets are green
I like your boobs
and whats in between
Violets have petals
Roses have pricks
you have a nice body
and real nice tits
roses are plastic
violets are glass
you have a nice body
and a real nice a$$
CORNY JOKES
~What do they call M & M's when they graduate? - Smarties!
~Of course it's always the last place you look...why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it??
~~Where do cars get the most flat tires??.... *Where there are forks in the road!!! LoLz!!
~you are soo stupid that when someone told you to get a life.. you went and looked on e-bay
~life is like detention, you never know what you are in for.
~what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile?? robin get in the batmobile!! haaahaaaa~
~So there's two blondes in Texas having a discussion. One goes to the other: "Which do you think is farther? Florida or the Moon?" The other replys with "Helllooo?? Can you see Florida???!!"
~i wonder y lemon juice is made from atificial flavoring but dish-detergent is made fron real lemons
~If TV"s so bad for you, why do they have one in every hospital room?
~There are 2 muffins in an oven, One muffin says, "man is it hot in here!!" and the other muffin says, "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!!"
~1st Boy: yo mama so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone, 2nd boy: well then you must be even more dumb because people can't trip over cordless phones!!! Lol
~i dream of a better tomorrow...where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about there motives.
~He who laughs last, thinks the slowest
~A balanced diet is a cookie in Each hand
~This morning I thought God was trying to communicate with me by creating a message in my alphabet cereal that said "OOOOO"......but then i realized that I was eating Cheerio's....
~Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do? Teacher: no, of course not. Sam: good, because i didn't do my homework
~There are three types of people in this world, people who can count...and people who can't."
~Three blondes walk into a bar and the barman says "is this some kinda joke?"
~3 out of 2 people don't understand fractions!!
~Once upon a time a blonde joined her local library. After hours of indecisive browsing she finally chose a book and rushed home excitedly to read it. Several days later, she returns and, slamming the book angrily onto the counter, exclaimed, ‘This book is really boring. It had too many characters and far too many numbers. Give me something more interesting.’ At that the librarian turned to his colleague and happily announced, ‘Hey Bill stop the search - we’ve got the phone book back!’"
~A panda walks into a bar eats some food, shoots up the place, and then starts to walk out. The bartender says, "Hey, what did you do that for?" The panda replies, "I'm a panda, look it up." So the bartender gets a dictionary and under panda bear it says, "Panda: Eats shoots and leaves"
~3 blonds walk into a bar..you would think one of them would duck...
~You say that anything is possible....but have you ever tried slamming a swinging door?
~Your momma's so old she sat behind jesus in the third grade
~One night I was lying in bed, looking at the stars, and wondering "where in the heck is my roof"
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~For a guy to talk dirty to a chick it's sexual harrassment but for a girl to talk dirty to a guy it costs $3.50 a minute
~how do u get a blond to drown? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a kiddie pool
~a blond a red head and a brunette were on the 1000 steps 2 hevan but on each step they had to tell a joke and if they laughed they went to hell. So the brunette laughed on step 498 the red head laughed on step 763 then on step 999 the blonde laughed. the angel at the top asked her y she laughed the blond then sed i just got the first joke!!
~Wat happens wen a lawyer drinks viagra???... He gets taller.
~How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it
~Yo momma so dumb, she bought a spoon to the super bowl!
~I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off
~I remember calling your boyfriend gay all the time....that all ended when he hit me with his purse...
~guy walks into a store and asks the clerk "got any gwapes?" the clerk says "nope" guy walks out. he comes in the next day and asks the clerk"got any gwapes?" the clerk says "nope" guy walks out. he comes in the next day and asks the clerk"got any gwapes?" the clerk says "nope" guy walks out. guy comes in the next day and walks up to the clerk and the clerk says "if u ask for gwapes one more time im gonna staple your mouth shut!!!" guy walks out. guy walks in the next day and asks the clerk "got any staples?" the clerk answers "no" guy says "got any gwapes"....
~A blonde and her boyfriend were about to watch a movie on their date. All of a sudden, the blonde pours out the M&M's and starts throwing the brown ones in the trashcan. The boyfriend asks why she is throwing out the brown ones and she says, "I'm allergic to chocolate."
~ONE DAY THERE WAS A BLONDE AND THERE WAS ALSO A NEIGHBOR OUTSIDE WATERING THE PLANTS. ANYWAYS, THE BLONDE GOES OUTSIDE AND OPENS THE MAIL BOX AND CLOSES IT, THEN GOES BAK INSIDE. THEN 5 SEC LATER SHE COMES BAK OUTSIDE AND OPENS THE MAILBOX AGAIN, AND CLOSES IT AGAIN, THEN GOES BAK IN. THEN SHE COMES OUT ONE LAST TIME AND OPENS HER MAIL BOX AND CLOSES IT AT FORCE BECAUSE SHE IS MAD, THEN THE NEIGHBOR ASKS THE BLONDE " WAT R YU DUIN" AND THE BLOND GOES MY COMPUTER SAYS I HAV MAIL.
~You wanna have laughs? Do what I do. When I go through a tollbooth, I keep going. I tell the guy, "The car behind me is paying for two."
~Two guys are working for the city. One digs wholes the other fills them up. A man watching them cant understand what they are doin. Finally, he says, " I see how hard u guys are working, but i'm confused: One of u digs a hole but then ur partner just fills it up again!" The hole digger says, " Yeah, the guy who plants the trees was sick today."
~A state trooper pulls over a blonde on a lonely back road and says, "Ma'am, is there a reason why you're weaving all over the road?" The woman replied, "Oh officer, thank goodness you're here! I almost had an accident! I looked up and there was a tree right in front of me. So, I swerved to the left and there was another tree in front of me. Then, I swerved to the right and there was another tree in front of me!" The officer reached through the side window to the rear view mirror, and explained, "Ma'am... that's your air freshener."
~Your momma so dumb, on a job application when it asked for sex she said "not lately"
~three girls were robbing a house .. a blonde a red and a brunette .. the owners of the house heard something so they hid in a dog house a cat house and a potato sack. so the owner goes over to the dog house and asks "is anyone in there?" and the red goes "woof woof" so she goes over the the cat house "is anyone in there?" and the brunette goes "meow meow" so she goes over to the potato sack and goes "is anyone in there?" and the blonde goes "potato potato"
~im on a sea food diet............when i see foood i eat it
~Your so stupid you went to a football game and thought a quarter-back was a refund
~There was a blonde, a brunette, and a red. they were stuck on a island and it was 20 miles to shore. the red said i will go for help seeing i can swim the best..she swam 5 miles and drowned. next the brunette went and she