(11:50:38 PM) the worst things beautiful: i imagine you with a nice peen
Originally posted by: souperstar
lovelamp is handsome
lovelamp is handsome
Originally posted by: BpWally
I personally don't see myself separate from white people.
I have all the same perks, looks, and privileges.
Now if I was born in uganda, I'd feel different
Why? Cause well, I'd be a smelly spear-chucker
I personally don't see myself separate from white people.
I have all the same perks, looks, and privileges.
Now if I was born in uganda, I'd feel different
Why? Cause well, I'd be a smelly spear-chucker
Originally posted by: OROCHI
but she needs to listen to the old adage... Once you go black, you're a single mother
but she needs to listen to the old adage... Once you go black, you're a single mother
Originally posted by: :cool:
her: hey daddy, lets play the bad word game?
me: what? no!
her: You fuckin' doom-ass!!
me: do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
her: all the time, fucker.
her: hey daddy, lets play the bad word game?
me: what? no!
her: You fuckin' doom-ass!!
me: do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
her: all the time, fucker.
Originally posted by: :cool:
lexi: if you have another baby he can use my crib, my dwing, but not my bouncy chair...that's just for me.
me: what about your excer-saucer?
lexi: what the fuck is an excer-saucer?
lexi: if you have another baby he can use my crib, my dwing, but not my bouncy chair...that's just for me.
me: what about your excer-saucer?
lexi: what the fuck is an excer-saucer?
Originally posted by: shaylah
there's a rainstorm in my panties for you, LOVELAMP
there's a rainstorm in my panties for you, LOVELAMP
Originally posted by: Kynes
1. The Begining.
AS girl first starts posting. Thread content is poor, but participation is high (we'll get to the reasons for this later). AS girl is first approached by AS pondscum, (ex: paul, omgsoemo, etc..) and usually defends them.
2. The Ascent
AS girl starts posting more, thinks her posting has improved because participation is high. AS girl begins to base her self esteem on the fawning adulation of the pondscum. AS girl starts posting heavily, spends a large portion of her day online trying to fulfill her deep seat emotional issues by having desperate men fight for her affections. AS girl slowly posts pictures of herself with less and less clothing.
3. The Climax
AS girl finally believes she's worth the attention she's getting. Develops a "AS Queen" complex. Dicthes her pondscum followers and attends AS gatherings. Thread creation reaches it's peak, and AS girl never questions why a thread titled "Apple" solicits 300 replies. AS girl's pictures have reached the point of being roughly equatable to advertisements for sex sites.
4. Act 4
A change occurs, usually the result of banging someoning or someone taking a "candid" picture of her. Shortly thereafter, the AS girl loses her followers. This stage is usually accompanied by the introduction of a new, more attractive, female who steals AS girl's thunder. AS girl becomes jealous, bitchy, and starts trying to galvanize everyone against one another. Thread creation remains high, but followers lose interest fast. AS girl begins starting drama and reosrting cheap thrills like deleting to solicit attention.
5 The madness
AS girl finally loses it. No one cares. AS girl deletes constantly, posts nudes, sleeps with strangers, and acts irrationally to solicit even a few seconds of attention. AS girl becomes unable to distingush betwen positive and negative attention. "love to be hated" (ex: montieg, pihckle, etc..) behaviour can be seen.
Now that I think of it, this seems like a drug addict's cycle.
1. The Begining.
AS girl first starts posting. Thread content is poor, but participation is high (we'll get to the reasons for this later). AS girl is first approached by AS pondscum, (ex: paul, omgsoemo, etc..) and usually defends them.
2. The Ascent
AS girl starts posting more, thinks her posting has improved because participation is high. AS girl begins to base her self esteem on the fawning adulation of the pondscum. AS girl starts posting heavily, spends a large portion of her day online trying to fulfill her deep seat emotional issues by having desperate men fight for her affections. AS girl slowly posts pictures of herself with less and less clothing.
3. The Climax
AS girl finally believes she's worth the attention she's getting. Develops a "AS Queen" complex. Dicthes her pondscum followers and attends AS gatherings. Thread creation reaches it's peak, and AS girl never questions why a thread titled "Apple" solicits 300 replies. AS girl's pictures have reached the point of being roughly equatable to advertisements for sex sites.
4. Act 4
A change occurs, usually the result of banging someoning or someone taking a "candid" picture of her. Shortly thereafter, the AS girl loses her followers. This stage is usually accompanied by the introduction of a new, more attractive, female who steals AS girl's thunder. AS girl becomes jealous, bitchy, and starts trying to galvanize everyone against one another. Thread creation remains high, but followers lose interest fast. AS girl begins starting drama and reosrting cheap thrills like deleting to solicit attention.
5 The madness
AS girl finally loses it. No one cares. AS girl deletes constantly, posts nudes, sleeps with strangers, and acts irrationally to solicit even a few seconds of attention. AS girl becomes unable to distingush betwen positive and negative attention. "love to be hated" (ex: montieg, pihckle, etc..) behaviour can be seen.
Now that I think of it, this seems like a drug addict's cycle.
Originally posted by: Farns
nigga nigga nigga nigga WHAT WHAT WHAT
bumbaclat boutiman BLAO BLAO BLOUT
NicotineFit's mom's a dead piece of shit
I went to her grave and had to take a piss
so i whipped out my dick and I pissed on her tits
then this bitch came by, said take a look at this
she lifts up her skirt and shows me her clit
I almost fucking puked so i ran in the house
had to make a thread man, had to post about
this gross fucking ditch pig ripping off her blouse
I made my thread in caps lock showing how i shout
But look the fuck out, unfun is a shitty mod
Draw a brown square on a map and he's hittin hard
Scram for a few days, you cant play the witty card
Now cause of this my post'n career is pretty scarred
nigga nigga nigga nigga WHAT WHAT WHAT
bumbaclat boutiman BLAO BLAO BLOUT
Im rolling with my crew, LL and the shocker
pac-life is the forum stalker, dressed like Betty Crocker
You're the fuckin cock knocker we stuffed into lockers
You cant touch our postin game, are you off your rocker?
Ever heard of Hot Karls? look on urban dictionary
Smeigel's girl left on him cause she was sick of missionary
Should have shit, on her tits - she said you're too ordinary
nigga nigga nigga nigga WHAT WHAT WHAT
bumbaclat boutiman BLAO BLAO BLOUT
nigga nigga nigga nigga WHAT WHAT WHAT
bumbaclat boutiman BLAO BLAO BLOUT
NicotineFit's mom's a dead piece of shit
I went to her grave and had to take a piss
so i whipped out my dick and I pissed on her tits
then this bitch came by, said take a look at this
she lifts up her skirt and shows me her clit
I almost fucking puked so i ran in the house
had to make a thread man, had to post about
this gross fucking ditch pig ripping off her blouse
I made my thread in caps lock showing how i shout
But look the fuck out, unfun is a shitty mod
Draw a brown square on a map and he's hittin hard
Scram for a few days, you cant play the witty card
Now cause of this my post'n career is pretty scarred
nigga nigga nigga nigga WHAT WHAT WHAT
bumbaclat boutiman BLAO BLAO BLOUT
Im rolling with my crew, LL and the shocker
pac-life is the forum stalker, dressed like Betty Crocker
You're the fuckin cock knocker we stuffed into lockers
You cant touch our postin game, are you off your rocker?
Ever heard of Hot Karls? look on urban dictionary
Smeigel's girl left on him cause she was sick of missionary
Should have shit, on her tits - she said you're too ordinary
nigga nigga nigga nigga WHAT WHAT WHAT
bumbaclat boutiman BLAO BLAO BLOUT
Originally posted by: frumpet
AAAAAAAAAAAAASLKJFALIRL#I$%J$%YL435.
It's getting old! Everyone knows!
I HAD A PENIS IN MY BUTT ONE TIME.
AAAAAAAAAAAAASLKJFALIRL#I$%J$%YL435.
It's getting old! Everyone knows!
I HAD A PENIS IN MY BUTT ONE TIME.
Originally posted by: souperstar
Surprise anal is never a good thing.
You gotta massage the sphincter a bit to let it open, I find.
Originally posted by: souperstar
its nice when boys cum in your rectum
give the poop some slide
less push, happier girl.
Originally posted by: souperstar
long story short... my vag was swollen to the point of having to ice it for 4 days.
