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Location:	Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada
Join Date:	11:11pm \| Jun 15, '05

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Comic books, Fiction, Fantasy, Graphic novels, Humor, Magazines, Newspapers, Myths and Legends, Non-fiction, Poetry, Romance, Sci-fi

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"The human race is the most stupid and unfair
kind of race. A lot of the runners don't even get
decent sneakers or clean drinking water.

Some runners are born with a massive head
start, every possible help along the way and
still the referees seem to be on their side.

It's not surprising that a lot of people have given
up competing altogether and gone to sit in the
grandstand, eat junk and shout abuse.

What the human race needs is a lot more streakers."

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In the winter, when the fields are white,
I sing this song for your delight-
In the spring when woods are getting green,
I'll try and tell you what I mean.
In summer, when the days are long,
Perhaps you'll understand the song:
In autumn, when the leaves are brown,
Take pen and ink, and write it down.
I sent a message to the fish:
I told them "This is what I wish."
The little fishes of the sea,
They sent an answer back to me.
The little fish's answer was
"We cannot do it, Sir, because-"
I sent to them again to say
"It will be better to obey."
The fishes answered with a grin,
"Why, what a temper you are in!"
I told them once, I told them twice:
They would not listen to advice.
I took a kettle large and new,
Fit for the deed I had to do.
My heart went hop, my heart went thump;
I filled the kettle at the pump.
Then some one came to me and said,
"The little fishes are in bed."
I said to him, I said it plain,
"Then you must wake them up again."
I said it very loud and clear;
I went and shouted in his ear.
But he was very stiff and proud;
He said "You needn't shout so loud!"
And he was very proud and stiff;
He said "I'd go and wake them, if-"
I took a corkscrew from the shelf:
I went to wake them up myself.
And when I found the door was locked,
I pulled and pushed and kicked and knocked.
And when I found the door was shut,
I turned the handle, but-

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