ATTENTION!
That escalade is not mine. Hell that isn't even my 800 bucks. So ladies, stop throwing yourselves at me because you think I'm rich. And for those of you who did, you must be retarded because what student could be rich unless his parents throw money at him? And then he's not personally rich anyways, it would be his parents. Idiots.

I'm in third year engineering, I hate school and I will fight anyone, provided they are much much smaller and weaker then me AND unarmed. Nothing is worse then getting stabbed or losing a fight, or so I would imagine.

I have a summer job flying space shuttles for NASA and they are paying me with chili and corn chips.

Oh ya, and I am a cannibal.

I like beer, but not coolers.
I like sex, but not dating.
I like engineering, but not homework.

Threesomes.

Fuck do I love wings and beer at pubs. That shit rules. So does poker and real cubans.

And corn niblets. That is the one of the only things the body won't digest at all. I used to do water and sewer pipeline construction and the only recognizable thing in live sewer is corn niblets. Man is that weird. Sounds gross, but when you work like 100 hours a week with the same 8 dudes you go a little crazy. And very amorous. Not that I'm into dudes. But not that there's anything wrong with that. Oh ya that reminds me, I like Seinfeld too, that is one funny show.

Answers to pic 1: Smoking a Cuban, drinking a Kokanee, writing lyrics, talking on cell phone and playing (or taking a break from) playing guitar.
Now that's multi-tasking motherfuckers!

Greatest bands of all time:

1.Alexisonfire
2. Helden (darkhorse's band) CHECK THEM OUT AT www.heldenmusic.com
3. Evergreen Terrace
4. Atreyu
5. The Bled
6. Scars of Life
7. Sparta
8. Pysiedius
9. Underoath
10. Boysetsfire
11. Agnostic Front
12. SNFU
13. NOFX
14. Pennywise
15. Ten Foot Pole
16. Lost Prophets
17. Billy Talent
18. Greenday
19. Mudvayne
20. Fenix TX

I find this to be quite amusing:

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So anyways, if anyone wants my address or bank information or anything, even credit card numbers, don't be afraid to ask. My life isn't that great, go ahead and steal my identity, and you sure as shit can't steal any money from me. If you took over my bank you'd just be paying back my loans for the next 20 years.

Fuck ya:
http://www.big-boys.com/articles/skaterfight.html

Kicking people in the nuts.

Getting kicked in the nuts.

People who are all high and mighty. I say fuck you to them.

Clubs and bar stars. I like to get 'em in the sack and donkey punch them when they least expect it. (This is a joke, for those of us born with thicker then average skulls)

Flaming gay pride. I don't have a problem with gays so much as I do with flaming. I don't go rubbing straightness in your face, don't rub gayness in mine.

Goats. There is not one thing on this planet I hate more then goats. Elcapitan is a close second though. That guy is into dudes big time.

DaveCoullier. His page is mildly humorous but I hate him as a person. He probably paid someone to make his site funny. He is definately into dudes. If he tries to deny is just tell him Lamo knows about all the dudes he makes out with. Flamer.

Wiggers.

pEoPle whO tyPe LikE tHIs aLL tHe tIMe.

PEOPLE WHO TYPE LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME.

peeps hoo tak lak dis all da tyme yo.

Money.

Fun.

Mornings after injecting a lot of heroin.

Mornings after injecting alot of air (bad for the heart so I hear).

If you don't agree with everything I say, I will fight you.