Hey I'm Dan, if you know me already, you obviously know I'm the single greatest person on the planet, hands down. If you don't know me, let me be the first to tell you something: "I'm the single most important person on the planet" There, I think we'll get along just fine, if not, then fuck off I don't need you here.


If You have a problem with that picture, then you obviously don't know me, I'm too great to be captured in pictures, the end result is always blurry. So deal with it. I'm Just too Great, not too be seen.

I listen to mostly Heavy Metal, which is the best genre of music hands down. If you disagree, then you can go kill yourself, I don't ever want to deal with you, as your stupidity of music, insults me. The Best color in the world is Orange, no color surpasses it. Second is Green, just because of marijuana, and that's it.

Anyways, getting back to my greatness, I live in BC. That's fucking right, as you can tell In Chilliwack. I just needed to tell you again, even if you already know. I live in St. Johns Newfoundland, but I am still a mainlander at heart. If you are not Canadian like myself, your completely inferior not just to me (I'm better than you no matter what) but inferior to a pile of dog shit. yeah, sucks to be you.

I also smoke a lot of Pot, which is the best decision to make in everyone's lives, and If you don't, your retarded and need to die. So smoke pot, if you want to be cool, but it actually doesn't matter, because if your not already smoking pot, then your a hopeless failure that I don't want smoking pot. (Since moving to Newfoundland, I have smoked almost no pot, but have made up for it with tons of beer drinking, so all is well.)

I Have a blog also, check it out: [ www.bcdan.blogspot.com ]
If your some stupid, sober, and un-accepting prick though, don't bother even glancing at my site address because you losers are gay!

You don't know anything about it and your never will cause' your fucking stupid.