How do you do, name's Nathan. I'm a fairly extreme fellow. I'm an English major in university for some reason. Maybe it's necessary. I don't know, I'm not a doctor. But I also don't think twice about that sort of thing because I have a sense of clarity about it. I serve at Moxie's where I basically get paid to flirt. What a concept. I like God. He's good for you. I enjoy talking about big things, you know, the stuff that matters. Causing others to view the world differently is an ongoing endeavor. A lot of people say they write, but would they keep up their writing if they knew nobody would read it?

"I used to type in all capitals, but then I decided that I didn't want a job mixing concrete."

Oh, where to begin! I like not being broke, it has a certain pizzazz to it. I like the Chinese, you gotta admire how they've seen the fork and decided to stay with the chopsticks. Kung Fu is rather tight. Stand up comedy is the golden standard of awesome. Brad Pitt is a hot man, though I'm not gay, but nor am I a homophobe. Honestly, grow some confidence, people. Music is one of the finer things, my two favorite genres are probably hardcore and pop-punk.

Favorite bands that come to mind in no particular order:
- Beloved - Misery Signals - Comeback Kid - Figure Four - Underoath - Saosin - Fall Out Boy - Spitalfield - Jimmy Eat World - Bury Your Dead - Alexisonfire - Mae - New Found Glory - Blink 182 - Fields To Flood - The Strokes - Radiohead - Coheed & Cambria - Coldplay - Daft Punk - Hello Goodbye - Alkaline Trio - Brand New - Ben Folds Five - AFI - Bury Your Dead - Green Day - Queen - Motion City Soundtrack - Bloc Party - As I Lay Dying - Autopilot Off - Say Anything

The unabridged list of things that annoy me:
- people that use the word "irregardless". It's not a word, just say regardless.
- the Hilton sisters. What exactly do the Hilton sisters do? And no, socialite is not a sufficient answer.
- people that insist on dabbing away surface grease on a slice of pizza with their napkin. It's definitely a ricecake now, Atkins would be proud.
- when toothpaste is squeezed from the middle.
- Nickelback, and that's self explanatory.
- uninformed Christians who ruin people's lives by being ignorant.
- the notion that Earth will be visited by aliens. I'm not kidding, ask me to explain some time.

Help me out, suggest more annoying things.