I won't lie, I actually really like the new Nex

Picture to Burn

State the obvious, I didn't get my perfect fantasy
I realize you love yourself more than you could ever love me
So go and tell your friends that I'm obsessive and crazy
That's fine, I'll tell mine that you're gay
And by the way...

[Chorus:]

I hate that stupid old pickup truck
You never let me drive
You're a redneck heartbreak
Who's really bad at lying
So watch me strike a match
On all my wasted time
As far as I'm concerned you're
Just another picture to burn

There's no time for tears,
I'm just sitting here planning my revenge
There's nothing stopping me
From going out with all of your best friends
And if you come around saying sorry to me
My daddy's gonna show you how sorry you'll be

[Repeat Chorus]

If you're missing me,
You'd better keep it to yourself
Cause coming back around here
Would be bad for your health...

I hate that stupid old pickup truck
You never let me drive
You're a redneck heartbreak
Who's really bad at lying
So watch me strike a match
On all my wasted time
In case you haven't heard,
I really really hate that...

[Repeat Chorus]

Burn, burn, burn, baby, burn
You're just another picture to burn
Baby, burn...

Instructions: Go to urbandictionary & type in your
answer to each question in the search box. Then write
the first definition it gives you.

One
Your First Name: Liz
(Verb) The act of being incredibly cool. Commonly misunderstood to mean "one who is attracted to homosexual men."

Two
Nickname: 1. Lizzie
Used when describing a very cool person. A Lizzie is a very nice person, who doesn't mind when you break her coat etc. A Lizzie is also very kind and generous, and makes up many words. Lizzie is becoming a label, like chav, scene goth etc.

Three
Favourite Colour: Black
When something doesn't work

Four
What should you be doing? Eating -
To take into the body by the mouth for digestion or absorption

hmmm, sounds kinda sexy

Five
A Friends Name ( girl ): Heather -
Female who is unable to keep her pants dry.

BAHAHA that's cuz she's a lesbian

Six
A Friends Name ( boy ): Brian
A guy who's heart is captured by the same girl always yet lives his life as if she didn't exist when she's not around.

Seven
Food: Pizza -
1. A delicious, round piece of dough that comes in square boxes for some strange reason.
2. fucking tasty!

Eight
Hometown: Abbotsford-
1. A city in British Columbia, Canada, where everything is boring and everybody wants to go to another town to do stuff
2. A city where the only thing people do, Is sit around and smoke weed.

Now that is definitely true.

Nine
Your Last Name: Squires -
No def.

YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I WANNA KNOW...I want to know 20 things about you.
I don't care if we've never talked,
never liked each other,
or if we already know everything about each other.

1.Your Full Name:
2. Age:
3. Single or Taken:
4. Favorite Movie:
5. Favorite Song:
6. Favorite Band/Artist:
7. Dirty or Clean:
8. Tattoos and/or Piercings:

HERE COMES THE FUN

1. Do we know each other outside of nexopia?:
2. Whats your philosophy on life?:
3. Would you have my back in a fight?:
4. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest?:
5. What is your favorite memory of us?:
6. Would you give me a kidney?:
7. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you:
8. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?:
9. Can we get together and make a cake?:
10. Have you heard any rumors of me lately?:
11. Do you/have you talk(ed) crap about me?:
12. Do you think I'm a good person?:
13. Would you drive across country with me?:
14. Do you think I'm attractive?:
15. If you could change anything about me, would you?:
16. What do you wear to sleep?:
17. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?:
18. Would you go on a date with me if i asked you?:
19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?:
20. Would you be a fellow ninja with me?:
21. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?:

So, in revisiting the music video for All the Small Things, I have come to the realization that Blink182 is my favourite band of all time. No competition.

And while Mark is quite the looker, Tom cracks me up like nobody else can.

I want them for my birthday. All three of them. Instruments and stage included.

Gotten detention.
Gotten your phone taken away in class.
Gotten suspended.
Gotten caught chewing gum.
Gotten caught cheating on a test.
Total: 4

Arrived late to class more than 5 times.
Didn’t do homework over 5 times.
Turned at least 3 projects in late
Missed school cause you felt like it.
Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class.

Total : 5

Got your mom/dad etc. to get you out of school.
Texted people during class.
Passed notes.
Threw stuff across the room.
Laughed at the teacher.

Total: 5


Pulled down the fire alarm
Went on myspace/facebook/xanga during school.
Took pictures during school hours.
Called someone during school hours.
Listened to an iPod, cd, etc. during class.

Total: 4

Threw something at the teacher.
Went outside the classroom without permission.
Broke the dress code.
Failed/are failing at least one class.
Ate food during class.
Total so far: 5

Gotten a call from school.
Couldn’t go on a field trip cause you behaved badly.
Didn’t take your stuff to school.
Gotten a detention and didn't go.
Stuck up your middle finger at a teacher when they were not looking.
Cursed during class loud enough so the teacher could hear.
Total so far: 5

Faked your parents signature
Slept in class.
Cursed at a teacher to their face
Copied homework
total: 4


Multiply by 3.

32x 3 = 96

I screwed up 96% of my teenage life.



...Uh, no shit?

I HATE my life.
I don't like being so depressed and down on things, but really, I am just so bored.
I really wish I could still work, because at least it would give me something to do.
I just lie around, the size of a bloody blue whale all day and wait for this baby to come out.
and sometimes I do stuff with Brian, but mostly he's just on the computer.
my life is just so down right now.
I can't even share a bed with Brian anymore, because he's a bed hogger, and I'm too big for us to get comfortable at all, so he sleeps in our bed and I sleep on the futon.
And our house is not as clean as I'd like it to be right now, but I can't do a ton of housework without completely exhausting myself, and everything takes like, three times as long anyways as it would if I were still able to move properly.
I'm hungry, like, all the time.
I have to pee about every half hour.
I haven't slept completely through the night since before I got pregnant.
I never see ANY of my friends anymore.
I've read FIVE novels in the last five days.
I'm addicted to word searches and crossword puzzles.
I've partially memorized the TV schedule.
The only days of the week I ever put on real clothes and makeup and do my hair is Wednesdays and Saturdays, when I actually have to leave the house.
My life could not be more disappointing right now.
And the worst part is, I know no one will spend time reading this, because people don't do that anymore, so I'm only writing this for my own person benefit.

These are supposedly 30 questions that no one would EVER think to ask. Answer them, with what comes to mind first, then REPOST the bulletin!

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was your first thought?
"i look like a beached whale."

2. When's the next time you will have sex?
i dunno. probably within the next couple of days.

3.What's a word that rhymes with "DUCK"?
shuck. as in corn.

4. Favorite planet?
neptune.

5.Who is the 4th person on your missed call list?
no idea, phone is dead.

6. What is your favorite ring on your phone?
here in your arms - hellogoodbye.

7. What shirt are you wearing?
a black tee shirt that i used to fit quite well when i was skinny, and now i'm just in denial which is why i haven't retired it, regardless of the fact that half of my tummy hangs out the bottom.

8. What were you doing 20 minutes ago?
washing dishes.

9. Name the brand of shoes you're currently wearing?
Bare Foot inc.

10. Bright or Dark Room?
bright. probably because the walls are painted bubblegum pink. which is just cool.

11. What do you think about the person who posted this survey?
i dunno, we haven't really talked in a while.

12. If you're in a room with two beds, which one do you sleep in?
the one furthest from the door.

13. What were you doing at exactly midnight last night?
lying in bed while brian read Dr Seuss to my tummy. it was a very cute moment.

14. What was your last message you received ?
i dunno, i don't get messages.

15. How do you like your eggs?
soft boiled.

16. What's a word/phrase that you say a lot?
"i don't even know..."

17. Who told you he/she loved you last?
brian.

18. Last furry thing you touched?
Tiffany.

19. How many Drugs have you done in the last three days?
two. anti-depressants and antibiotics

20. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?
zero.

21. Favorite age you have been so far?
like, grade one.

22. Your worst enemy?
i don't think i care enough to have one anymore.

23. What wallpaper do you have on your desktop?
a picture of my nephew.

24. What was the last thing you said to someone?
"bye"

25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly?
a million bucks. i am hella broke right now.

26. Do you like someone?
yes.

27. The last song you listened to?
nooo idea actually.

28. If the last person you spoke to was getting shot, what would you do?
now see that is a very tough question. because the last person i talked to was brian. but we've already come to the agreement that i would only take a bullet for him if i'd already had the baby. so seeing as i haven't, i would probably just stand there in hysterics.

29. If you could punch 1 person in the face, who would it be?
I can think of several people, but that's not very nice, so i won't mention their names.

30. What is the closest object to your left foot?
the chair that it is resting on.

So, we found out today that our baby is a boy.

Ugly people
Camera whores
Overused abbreviations of words
People whose lives revolve around pitying themselves
"Emo" pictures
Attention seekers
When people don't know I'm pregnant and they think I'm just fat, so they give me dirty looks
People who think I don't love my husband
People who think my husband doesn't love me
The friends that have become enemies
Other peoples' blogs
Angry music
Doing the dishes
Doing laundry
Getting in car accidents

I have decided
that i hate facebook
with a huge flaming passion
and i would like to slaughter whoever the fuck made this popular

you are going down, bitch.

no one try and convert me.
i will scissor-kick you to every soft and vulnerable spot on your body.