1.) You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
2.) You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
4.) Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
5.) The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
6.) Sincerely believe alcohol to be the elusive 5th food group.
7.) 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence?? - I think not!
8.) Two hands and just one mouth... - now THAT'S a drinking problem!
9.) You can focus better with one eye closed.
10.) The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar.
11.) You fall off the floor...or off ur bar stool!! haha.. (oh god)
12.) Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops. And ur new name is Arnold.
13.) Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!
14.) Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you
15.) At AA meetings you begin: "Hi, my name is... uh..." shit.
16.) Your idea of cutting back is less salt.
17.) The whole bar says 'Hi' when you come in...
18.) You think th