OK so I figure I should update this shit.
For starters I am a student at the U of A, psychology major and if you have a problem with that don't message me, I'm not payed to care for at least three more years. My 18th birthday party was recently and it was smashing good fun, hats off to Gillian for making it so. Thumbs down though to the fucker who stole twenty bucks from me while at my house. I'm a student ya know! I can't afford thieves in my presence.
One thing I wanted to talk about would have to be my English class. The professor is bordering on fucking hilarious. No one was reading her online notes and eventually she took them offline but a girl had printed them before hand. We read them before our Mid Term Exam and I quote,
"[...]Margery Kempe as having finger fucked Christ."
"[...]and having worn his foreskin on her finger as a wedding ring[...]"
HOLY SHIT!!!????
Yep that's Dr.K for yah always looking out for the sick and twisted.


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Here are some quotes I... i guess enjoy?

The best way to keep one's word is not to give it-Napoleon Bonapart

Never hold a discussion with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room- Winston CHurchill

To sum it all up, I must say that I regret nothing. - Adolf Eichmann

Savannah and Coltron!!! You two are almost as good as THE Pickles.
I like getting crunk...THERE I SAID IT! I'm like my mother!
I like musicals, as in Rent, Wicked, Phantom of the Opera, Grease, Guys and Dolls....Basically any movie with singing.
accept Annie, that's just racist crap.
I like it when it snows or rains and it's all dark and you can just cuddle up to your popple and fall asleep.
I like not having to worry about homework.
I like long weekends.

I like Onoway even though people from Onoway don't like being in Onoway.
I like saying Onoway.
I like these websites and check them regularily, god damn they make me laugh.
www.nataliedee.com
www.marriedtothesea.com
www.toothpastefordinner.com
In fact most of my clothing comes from their online stores! If you see a girl running around with a natalie dee bag that sure as shit is me. Oddly enough I happened to run into the girl with the tooth paste for dinner bag, it was weird!!!

I like watching lame ass movies with my roomie when we have better things to be doing.
I like farting then saying, "Sphincter says what?" and if you don't find that funny well it just wouldn't work between us.
I like Katie,Brandon,Marlo,Gillian,Courtneys 1,2, and 3, Adam(s), Borys, Alix, Megan, and all the girlies that sit on the left hand side of my english lecture ( hahaha Anil Rulez!).

Heres the original opinion paper I wrote on a trip to watch the ESO with my Concert Band;

Its the last paragraph.

"The song I disliked to the most extreme was the jazz piece in which the choir came onstage. I'm not much of a jazz person but when the song doesn't have much momentum and sounds like it could be coming out of my apartment elevator I find it a bit monotonous the least. I wouldn't even give it credit and say it was soothing because it wasn't, thanks to the obtrusive and obscene percussion player ramming on the symbols. Thankfully the lead singer was good at what he did because otherwise I might have started gnawing off my fingers in an attempt not to die of a brain hemorrhage. It wasn't that the people couldn't play it properly. Quite the contrary, it's the Edmonton Symphony Orchestra I KNOW that everything they do is practically perfection. If I dislike a song they're playing it's obviously because I quite frankly don't like the music. SO kudos to the symphony for being garbage pickers!
The end."

Now THATS a critic.

OH and the moral of the story is Jazz is crap.


Ok so now here comes a rant and I realise that it is bad karma but it needs to be said. I hate people that steal from me. What the fuck you are supposed to be my friends and your full out robbing me!? Oh fuck you.
I hate people that think that ignoring others is a good way to solve relationship problems of anykind. Newsflash, IT'S NOT! It doesn't solve anything only pushes the whole thing off and in the end the person you are fucking over is super pissed, ya that was fucking clever (morons!).
I don't claim to be smart by any stretch of the imagination but I like to think I can converse better than any wall. God Damn do I hate people that think they are fucking geniouses but are quite possibly the biggest jokes ever. You may have run into one and if not you ARE the guy that is a complete and utter moron and thinks he's brilliant. WHY!!??? Why have they never figured it out? Were their parents too nice or teacher's equally stupid? Uh, just stop trying to convince me that Satan and Lucifer are two different beings, I'm sure in your little bible thumping theology 101 class they are but that has absolutely NO relevance to Paradise Lost so Shut. The. Fuck. Up.
Oh and self pity, don't even start, I don't care. Your probably the source of your own problems anyway. Try not doing Coke twice day.
Philosophy professors drive me absolutely insane. I ended up getting stood up by one and while I was waiting for her I was stuck in the philosophy wing and so I wrote a poem. This is not a serious poem because I also hate poetry. It's lame.