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Can you find me? I'm only after about 1:56 and I'm with someone in red.

"I bet you Ronnie doesn't smell like cardboard."

"Nope. He smells like cigarettes, alcohol, and God."

I never realized how much "bowl of sugar" and "Polish hooker" sound alike.

Sarah. Dolce and Gabbana, hello? RJA:Aug 22, JoBros:Aug 30 says: (1:01:11 AM)
OMG

deanna ; The Dead Can't Testify. says: (1:01:22 AM)
?

Sarah. Dolce and Gabbana, hello? RJA:Aug 22, JoBros:Aug 30 says: (1:02:28 AM)
On Jimmy Fallon, they play a game called "Lick it for $10". People have to lick weird things. A girl had to lick an invisibility cloak. It was a green sheet that they made invisible like a green screen. She licked it and then they asked if she wanted to know what was under it

deanna ; The Dead Can't Testify. says: (1:02:45 AM)
uh huh

deanna ; The Dead Can't Testify. says: (1:02:52 AM)
a jonas brother?

Sarah. Dolce and Gabbana, hello? RJA:Aug 22, JoBros:Aug 30 says: (1:02:52 AM)
SHE LICKED THE JONAS BROTHERS

deanna ; The Dead Can't Testify. says: (1:02:58 AM)
i r jealous

Sarah. Dolce and Gabbana, hello? RJA:Aug 22, JoBros:Aug 30 says: (1:03:02 AM)
I WOULD LICK THEM FOR FREE

I just got a friend request on Facebook with this note:

"Aww, Sarah you're hot now! Im not sure if you remember me, but we kind of hung out a bit. I'm glad to see you look happier now :D."."

HA Ouch.

Seriously? I hate the slaughter of seals, but boycotting syrup? Kay... lets punish others for the wrongdoing of killers... Makes sense.
Yes, there are Canadians killing seals. Yes, Canadians make syrup. The only problem is that THEY AREN'T THE SAME CANADIANS. There are a lot of us, Peta... Thanks for NOT noticing.
I understand that both contribute to our economy, but if no one buys our syrup, I'm sure the number of seals killed will increase to make up for it.
I feel bad for the people who produce Canadian maple syrup.
Shut up, Peta.

(Jennifer McMahon
Alice Sebold
The Mortal Instruments)

"I see his white eyelid and it looks like he's painting the future."

1stgrade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these are first-graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic!
1. Don't change horses until they stop running.
2. Strike while the bug is close.
3. It's always darkest before Daylight Saving Time.
4. Never underestimate the power of termites.
5. You can lead a horse to water but How?
6. Don't bite the hand that looks dirty.
7. No news is impossible
8. A miss is as good as a Mr.
9. You can't teach an old dog new Math
10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll stink in the morning.
11. Love all, trust Me.
12. The pen is mightier than the pigs.
13. An idle mind is the best way to relax.
14. Where there's smoke there's pollution.
15. Happy the bride who gets all the presents.
16. A penny saved is not much.
17. Two's company, three's the Musketeers.
18. Don't put off till tomorrow what you put on to go to bed.
19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and You have to blow your nose.
20. There are none so blind as Stevie Wonder.
21. Children should be seen and not spanked or grounded.
22. If at first you don't succeed get new batteries.
23. You get out of something only what you See in the picture on the box
24. When the blind lead the blind get out of the way.
25. A bird in the hand is going to poop on you.
26. Better late than Pregnant

HAHA

Is it gross that I would still totally do chocolate-faced Zac?