Loni Lea Olson I Love You, With All My Heart



One Year, And Many More To Come


Piercings:
Left Ear x2
Right Ear x1
Lip x2
Left Eyebrow x2
Right Eyebrow x1
Nose x2 (right and left sides)
Tounge x1
Bridge x1

I like.....Music, Sex, Drugs, and Alcohol and my girlfriend whom I Love!!!

Choose a band/artist: Cannibal Corpse
Answer the following questions ONLY using titles of their songs

1.Are you male or female: An Experiment In Homicide
2. Describe yourself: The Spine Splitter
3. How do some people feel about you: Condemned To Agony
4. How do you feel about yourself: Zero The Hero
5. Describe your ex boyfriend/ girlfriend: Split Wide Open
6. Describe current boyfriend/ girlfriend: Demon’s Night
7. Describe where you want to be: Crushing The Despised
8.Describe how you live: Starring Through The Eyes Of The Dead
9. What would you ask for if you had just one wish: Put Them To Death
10. Share a few words of Wisdom: Scattered Remains, Splattered Brains
11. Now say goodbye: Hatchet To The Head

Likes...well fuckin duh!!!?!?? MUSIC YOU MORONS!!!! i love music,i'll even name some bands..:
1200 micrograms
...And Oceans
Abnegation
Aborted
Abnorm
Abaddon Incarnate
Abominant
Abrasive
Abscess
Absemia
Absolute Defiance
Absorbed
Abuse
Apocalyptica
Astrix
Alien Project
Astral Projection
A Perfect Circle
Aeternus
Angel Grinder
Aqua
As I Lay Dying
Agathocles
Alice In Chains
Avenged Sevenfold
At Sanity's End
Arch Enemy
Adema
Anathema
Apoptygma Berzerk
Amon Amarth
At The Gates
Beseech
Birthday Massacre
Brujeria
Burzum
Benny Benassi
Bob Marley
Bathory
Blind Guardian
Cradle Of Filth
Creed
Children Of Bodom
Coldplay
Combichrist
Chimaira
Covenant
Cannibal Corpse
Candlemass
Cryptopsy
Carcass
Disturbed
Dreams Of Treason
Danzig
Deftones
Dragonforce
Deviates
Dj Skazi
Dj Dean
Dj Hell
Dj Youri
Dj Tiesto
Death
Devildriver
Dimmu Borgir
Darkthrone
Dark Funeral
Dark Tranquility
Demons And Wizards
Dying Fetus
Deicide
Evanesance
Evergrey
Eternal Tears Of Sorrow
E Nomine
Embrace The End
Emperor
Funker Vogt
Finger Eleven
Fetal Butchery
Foo Fighters
From Autumn To Ashes
Graveworm
GWAR
GMS
Godsmack
HIM
Haste The Day
Hecate Enthroned
Hypocrisy
Himsa
Iced Earth
Inflames
Iron Maiden
Infected Mushroom
Infernal Majesty
Incubus
Impaled Nazarene
Immortal
Insipid
Jack Off Jill
Katatonia
Killswitch Engage
Kataklysm
Lacuna Coil
Linkin Park
Lilitu
Lamb Of God
LSD
London After Midnight
Lords Of Acid
Malice Mizer
Marilyn Manson
Mudvayne
Muspellheim
Mystic Roots
Muse
Moonspell
Maas Neotek
Mushroomhead
Megadeth
My Dying Bride
Mortician
Morbid Angel
Nightwish
NIN
Novembers Doom
Nile
Necrophagist
Opeth
OhGr
Otep
Placebo
Pain
Project Orange
Project Pitchfork
Peter Tosh
Prozzak
Poison The Well
Psysex
Queens Of The Stone Age
Rammstein
Red Hot Chilli Peppers
Rob Zombie
Rotting Christ
Rasputina
Raja Ram
Razed In Black
Samael
Silverchair
Slipknot
Smashing Pumpkins
Stone Sour
Space Cat
Stratovarious
System Of A Down
Static X
Shpongle
Saliva
Sonata Arctica
Strung Out
Sublime
Staind
Six Feet Under
Stabilo Boss
Stutterfly
Strapping Young Lad
Satyricon
Suicide Commando
Slayer
Sub6
Skinny Puppy
Sentenced
Soilwork
Spineshank
The Cruxshadows
The Rasmus
Type O Negative
Three Doors Down
Three Days Grace
Talamasca
The Offspring
Tantric
The Tea Party
Tool
The Agony Scene
Trivium
The Black Dahlia Murder
The Mars Volta
The Faint
Thine Eyes Bleed
The Kovenent
The 69 Eyes
Theater Of Tradgedy
Towpath
The Haunted
Tristania
Tomcraft
Unearth
Unheilig
Vintersorg
Velvet Acid Christ
VNV Nation
Wumpscut
Woods Of Ypres
Within Temptation
Wrecked Machines
Xasthur
Zeromancer
Ziggy Marley








The Story of the Princess and Metal.....

POWER METAL:
The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest.

THRASH METAL:
The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and fucks her.

HEAVY METAL:
The protagonist arrives on a harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few beers and fucks the princess.

FOLK METAL:
The protagonist arrives with some friends playing acordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (because of all the dancing). They all leave....without the princess.

VIKING METAL:
The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty axe, skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals her belongings and burns the castle before leaving.

DEATH METAL:
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, then leaves.

BLACK METAL:
The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in front of the castle. Then he sodomises the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her. Then he impales the princess next to the dragon.

GORE METAL:
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her. Then he fucks the dead body again, slashes her belly and eats her guts. Then he fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time.

DOOM METAL:
The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he could never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide. The dragon eats his body and the princess as dessert. That's the end of the sad story.

PROGRESSIVE METAL:
The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes. The dragon kills himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year at the conservatory. The princess escapes looking for the "HEAVY METAL" protagonist.

GLAM METAL:
The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and lets him enter. He steals the princess' make-up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink color.

NU METAL:
The protagonist arrives in a run-down Honda Civic and attempts to fight the
dragon but he burns to death when his moronic baggy clothes catch fire.

METALCORE:
The protagonist arrives via huge ass brand new Dodge Ram with 40 inch tires and a horribly painted flame job and begins screaming incoherently at the dragon in a pseudo-angry fashion, flexes and chugs 20 beers. The dragon promptly eats him, spitting out the rings and bars from his numerous facial piercings, and kills the princess...

Hypocrites
Movies:
Ultraviolet,
Kids,
BTK Killer,
Return of the living dead: Necropolis...
These movies are complete shit, this is advice not to watch them, Now Fuck off.


Savvy?