Historical events that happened on my birthday:

• 1041 – Empress Zoe of Byzantium elevates her adoptive son to the throne of the Eastern Roman Empire as Michael V.
  
• 1508 – The League of Cambrai is formed by Pope Julius II, Louis XII of France, Maximilian I, Holy Roman Emperor and Ferdinand II of Aragon as an alliance against Venice.
  
• 1520 – Martin Luther burns his copy of the papal bull Exsurge Domine outside Wittenberg's Elster Gate.
  
• 1541 – Thomas Culpeper and Francis Dereham are executed for having affairs with Catherine Howard, Queen of England and wife of Henry VIII.
  
• 1665 – The Royal Netherlands Marine Corps is founded by Michiel de Ruyter
  
• 1684 – Isaac Newton's derivation of Kepler's laws from his theory of gravity, contained in the paper De motu corporum in gyrum, is read to the Royal Society by Edmund Halley.
  
• 1817 – Mississippi becomes the 20th U.S. state.
  
• 1861 – American Civil War: the Confederate States of America accept a rival state government's pronouncement that declares Kentucky to be the 13th state of the Confederacy.
  
• 1864 – American Civil War: Sherman's March to the Sea – Major General William Tecumseh Sherman's Union Army troops reach Savannah, Georgia.
  
• 1868 – The first traffic lights are installed outside the Palace of Westminster in London. Resembling railway signals, they use semaphore arms and are illuminated at night by red and green gas lamps.
  
• 1898 – Spanish-American War: The Treaty of Paris is signed, officially ending the conflict.
  
• 1901 – The first Nobel Prizes are awarded.
  
• 1902 – Women are given the right to vote in Tasmania.
  
• 1906 – U.S. President Theodore Roosevelt wins the Nobel Peace Prize, becoming the first American to win a Nobel Prize.
  
• 1907 – The worst night of the Brown Dog riots in London, when 1,000 medical students clash with 400 police officers over the existence of a memorial for animals who have been vivisected.
  
• 1927 – The Grand Ole Opry premieres on radio.
  
• 1932 – Thailand adopts a Constitution and becomes a constitutional monarchy.
  
• 1935 – The Downtown Athletic Club Trophy, later renamed the Heisman Trophy, is awarded to halfback Jay Berwanger of the University of Chicago.
  
• 1936 – Abdication Crisis: Edward VIII signs the Instrument of Abdication.
  
• 1941 – World War II: The Royal Navy capital ships HMS Prince of Wales and HMS Repulse are sunk by Imperial Japanese Navy torpedo bombers near Malaya.
  
• 1941 – World War II: Battle of the Philippines – Imperial Japanese forces under the command of General Masaharu Homma land on the Philippine mainland.
  
• 1948 – The UN General Assembly adopts the Universal Declaration of Human Rights.
  
• 1949 – Chinese Civil War: The People's Liberation Army begins its siege of Chengdu, the last Kuomintang-held city in mainland China, forcing President of the Republic of China Chiang Kai-shek and his government to retreat to Taiwan.
  
• 1955 – The Mighty Mouse Playhouse premiered on television.
  
• 1968 – Japan's biggest heist, the still-unsolved "300 million yen robbery", is carried out in Tokyo.
  
• 1978 – Arab-Israeli conflict: Prime Minister of Israel Menachem Begin and President of Egypt Anwar Sadat are jointly awarded the Nobel Peace Prize.
  
• 1981 – The United Nations General Assembly approves Pakistan's proposal for establishing nuclear free-zone in South Asia.
  
• 1983 – Democracy is restored in Argentina with the assumption of President Raϊl Alfonsνn.
  
• 1989 – Tsakhiagiin Elbegdorj announces the establishment of Mongolia's democratic movement that peacefully changed the second oldest communist country into a democratic society.
  
• 1993 – The last shift leaves Wearmouth Colliery in Sunderland. The closure of the 156-year-old pit marks the end of the old County Durham coalfield, which had been in operation since the Middle Ages.
  
• 1996 – Rwandan Genocide: Military advisor to the United Nations Secretary-General and head of the Military Division of the Department of Peacekeeping Operations of the United Nations Maurice Baril recommends that the UN multi-national forces in Zaire stand down.
  
  Holidays/events:
  
  
• Human Rights Day – United Nations
  
• Presentation Ceremony of the Nobel Prize
  
• Thailand – Constitution Day
  
  

What color of underwear are you wearing,
red= loud
green= stupid
none= freaky
fuzzy=gorgeous
yellow= innocent
purple= happy
black= emo
strips= funny
gray= skanky
pink= preppy
light blue= sweaty
other= hot
white= sexy


what kind of pants are you wearing?

shorts= cutie
skirt/skort= skank
corduroy= faggot homosexual
tight jeans= scene kid
ripped jeans= emo
cammo= cage fighter
jeans= prep
pajamas= pimp
cargo= clown
sweats= athlete
boxers= brat
bootie shorts= female
pj's= ninja
capris= Gangster
nothing= hoe
dickies= weirdo
bikini bottoms= tiki girl
Other=sex addict


what is your hair color?

auburn= That every one wants to make out with
blonde= with a broken heart
black= with a sexy smile
dark brown= with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend
red= that likes to have fun
brown= with a nice ass
dirty blonde= With sexy eyes
bald= with herpes
other= who loves to be different



Pick the month you were born on:

1 - ate
2 - needed
3 - killed
4 - shot
5 - killed
6 - smoked with
7 - who banged
8 - ran shirtless with
9 - stabbed horrible
10 - cuddled with
11 - slept with
12- ran naked with


Pick the day you were born on:

01 - Pairs Hilton
02 - a dog
03 - a jew
04 - my crush
05 - Santa Claus
06 - The trojan man
07 - Barny the dinosaur
08 - a prostitute
09 - a pornstar
10 - a bag of weed
11 - A homo
12 - the kool-aid man
13- a horse
14 - a lesbian
15 - a stripper
16 - a pickle
17 - a shoe
18 - a lover
19 - an orange
20 - a dildo
21 - a homeless guy
22 - a whore
23 - a toothbrush
24 - an easter egg
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a condom
27 - a bowl of cereal
28 - a french fry
29 - your dealer
30 - a glass of milk
31 - Ur grandma



Pick the color of Shirt you are wearing

White - because I love marijuana
Black - because im sexy as hell
Pink - Because the lil people told me to
Blue- because I have AMAZING boobs
Red - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because Thats how i roll
Other - because I have double D's

...preppy sex addict with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend ran naked with a bag of weed because i have double d's..... OH NOW I GET IT!!

PICK THE ONE THAT APPEALS MOST TO YOU:

COKE -- PEPSI -- MOUNTAIN DEW -- SPRITE -- 7UP -- NESTEA

AMERICAN IDOL -- AMERICA'S GOT TALENT -- AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL

MINESWEEPER -- SOLITAIRE -- HEARTS -- BACKGAMMON -- CHECKERS

COSMOGIRL -- TEEN VOGUE -- SEVENTEEN -- J14 -- TEEN PEOPLE

TV -- COMPUTER -- MUSIC -- MOVIES -- TELEPHONE

PARK -- MOVIE THEATER -- MALL -- FRIEND'S HOUSE

HAIRCUT -- MANICURE -- PEDICURE -- FACIAL -- WAX

SOAP -- TOOTHPASTE -- SHOWER GEL -- BUBBLES

CIGARETTES -- DRUGS -- ALCOHOL -- NOTHING

EARRINGS -- BRACELET -- NECKLACE -- ANKLET -- RING

PREP -- GOTH -- ROCKER -- SKATER -- NORMAL

MOM -- DAD -- SISTER -- BROTHER -- ALL

BLONDE -- BRUNETTE -- REDHEAD -- BLACK HAIR

DOG -- CAT -- RABBIT -- HAMSTER -- MOUSE -- FERRET -- LIZARD

BOYS -- GIRLS -- BOTH

PEOPLE -- ANIMALS -- BOTH

CUTE -- SEXY -- BEAUTIFUL -- PRETTY -- GOODLOOKING

PURSE -- WALLET -- BAG -- BACKPACK

NOSE -- EYES -- EARS -- SMILE -- TEETH

PEN -- PENCIL -- MARKER -- CRAYON -- SHARPIE -- PENCIL CRAYON

MP3 PLAYER -- IPOD -- CD PLAYER -- BOOM BOX

CDS -- CASSETTES -- DVDS -- VHS

HORROR -- COMEDY -- DRAMA -- THRILLER -- ROMANCE -- ACTION

SURVEYS -- ICONS -- QUOTES -- PICTURES -- BANNERS

NUMBERS -- LETTERS -- SYMBOLS

WATER -- SODA -- JUICE -- MILK

SUN -- RAIN -- SNOW -- HAIL -- WIND

MAKEUP -- HAIR PRODUCTS -- SKIN CARE PRODUCTS

CLOTHES -- JEWELLERY -- FASHION/TRENDS

SCHOOL -- SUMMER -- WINTER/SPRING BREAK -- SUMMER SCHOOL

SNOWMEN -- SNOW ANGELS -- SNOWBALL FIGHTS

MAKING SURVEYS -- TAKING SURVEYS -- POSTING SURVEYS

ROCK -- POP -- HIPHOP -- ALTERNATIVE -- RAP -- R&B -- METAL -- COUNTRY

LIPGLOSS -- EYELINER -- FOUNDATION -- MASCARA -- EYESHADOW

READING -- WRITING -- SINGING -- DANCING -- BAND

CHIPS -- CAKE -- ICECREAM -- BROWNIES -- POPCORN

CRIMINAL MINDS -- LAW & ORDER -- MISSING -- WITHOUT A TRACE -- JUDGE JUDY -- NONE -- ALL

NORTH AMERICA -- SOUTHAMERICA -- EUROPE -- ASIA -- AUSTRALIA -- AFRICA

LAGUNA BEACH -- THE HILLS -- MADE -- PIMP MY RIDE -- YO MAMA

PIZZA -- BURGERS -- HOT DOGS -- CHICKEN -- SOUP -- CAESER SALAD

PINK -- BLUE -- GREEN -- RED -- YELLOW -- ORANGE

VIDEOS -- SONGS -- SOUNDTRACKS -- MUSICALS

REALITY TV -- COMEDIES -- SOAPS -- SERIES -- CRIME

WEBCAM -- DIGITAL CAMERA -- REGULAR CAMERA -- CAMERA PHONE

STICKERS -- TEMPORARY TATTOOS -- NAIL DECALS/FAKE NAILS

CUPS -- MUGS

CONTACTS -- GLASSES -- BRACES -- HEAD GEAR

MUCH MUSIC -- MTV -- MTV2 -- VHI -- BET

BEYONCE -- BRITNEY -- CHRISTINA -- AVRIL -- HILARY

EMINEM -- 50CENT -- JOEL MADDEN -- GERARD WAY -- PETE WENTZ