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I am Lulu! (Lucas) I am a guy... a gay guy, just to let you know. I am not sure what this profile box is for, due to the fact most of the things you need to know about me are below...

Maybe it is like a bio thing, if so: I am Lucas Andrew Hill. I was born in Edmonton,Ab, and grew up in Castor,Ab. My Parents Are recently divorced and I have 3 brothers. 3 older Brothers... lol





Omfg, I think I just got it! A description of my personality...?
Okay, I'll do that! : I'm nice, and I don't think I have the capacity to act on anger. I may think it, but I'm just not angry enough I guess. I like helping people, and bagillion questions that having nothing to do with anything, like what color somebody's eyebrow's are, and if it matches their hair... I wonder if it always does..?
Anywho, I'm also... Compassionate. I guess it comes with being gay... Although that's stereotypically. Oh well.. It would be nice if everyone was.
I like eating, and I love doing a ton of things. Although I also love doing a ton of nothing.
I can listen to one song a million times over and over again in sitting and still love it at the end, and I'm caring. (Don't know why that fit's there... but Hey-o, it worked.)
I'm addicted to pepsi, and I love sheets. Being in nothing but boxers running around with a sheet is so much fun! I think I have a sheet fetish. I feel so lushious with them... Lol!
That reminds me: I also like to laugh, and I love to smile. I love making people laugh and smile, but mostly I just ending up making myself laugh, which I seem to enjoy, so I really don't care what people think.
THAT reminds me that I swear a lot. I was going to write fuck up there... Lol. Too bad.

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Music-Frederic Chopin, Franz Liszt, Edvard Greig, Modest Mussorgsky, Dmitri Shostakovich, Johannes Brahms, Guiseppe Verdi, Georges Bizet, Gioachino Rossini, Wolfgang Mozart, Anton Dvorak, Giacomo Puccini, Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky, Richard Wagner, Sergej Rachmaninoff, Robert Schumann, John Tavener, Joseph Haydn, Michael Nyman, Johann Sebastian Bach, Franz Schubert, The peacocks, Bryan Adams, Cascada, Staind, Papa Roach, S.H.E, Chop Tops, Demented Are Go, Elivis Presley, The Meteors, Hedley, Christina Aguilera, Zone, Blink 182, Greenday, Simple Plan, Bloodhound Gang, Hoobastank, Sheryl Crow, Bryan Adams, Kareema, Social Code, Michelle Branch, Unwritten Law, Shakira, Boa, Kelly Clarkson, Bluatschink, Bon Jovi, 3 Doors Down, Richard Marx, My Chemical Romance, Amanda Stott, Gorillaz, Greenday, Gretchen Wilson, Gwen Stefani, Heart, Henry Mancini, George Micheal, Good Charlette Avril Lavinge, Billy Talent, Bowling for Soup, Carpenters, Abba, Elton John, High Holy Days, Hoobastank, Hot Hot Heat, Air Supply, Anberlin, Aqua, Aretha Franklin, Enya, Asia, Bananarama, Bette Midler, Beyonce, Cher, Coldplay, Counting Crows, Dixie Chicks, Daniel Powter, Default, Dido, Celine Dion, Diana Ross, Dido, Dixie Chicks, Enya, Good Charlotte, Jimmy Eat World, Men at Work, Natalie Imbruglia, Our Lady Peace, Sum 41, Switchfoot, Three Days Grace, Vanessa Carlton, Evanescence, Jennifer Lopez, Jimmy Eat World, Jojo, Journey, Julie Andrews, Kelly Clarkson, Kristine Sa, Lonestar, Madonna, Faith Hill, Fall Out Boy, Yellow Card, Ludwig Van Beethoven, Bach, Journey, Sailor Moon Theme Song Rules and you know it!!!!... More...!?
Movies- He died with a felafel in his hand, Billy Eliot, Kung Fu Hustle, The Wedding Crashers, The Sounds of Music, The Craft ,Shall We Dance, X, Escaflowne, Hero, House of Flying Daggers, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Pretear, The Way Home, So Close, Mulan, Kill Bill Vol.1,2, The Last Samurai...
Television- Family Guy, Futurama, The Simpsons, Sailor Moon...
Books-A Romance of Youth, Memoirs of a Geisha, The Good Earth, Vision Quest, Multiple Choice, Elf Defense, Ttyl, The City of Ember, The People of Sparks, Molly Moon, Molly Moon: Stops the World, The Element Encyclopedia of 5000 Spells, The Element Encyclopedia of Witchcraft, Midnight for Charlie Bone, The Time Twister, The Blue Boa, The entire Sword of Truth series, The entire Harry Potter series, Island of the Aunts, An Equal Music, Tim

Oddities:

Finding a mistake in a book.

Opening a letter.

Little jars.

Having wonderful ideas.

Lying down in the Horror/Drama section at my workplace.

The feeling of falling.

Fainting.

Sneezing.

Dreaming.

Day dreaming.

Finding things.

Being me.

Kissing and hugging things and people.

Winning.

Smile? Check.

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I'm not skinny. It's not that I'm fat. I'm not much. I have a hairy belly. It's kind of fat. And when I sit down, it's really fat. I have a hairy ass. I am not masculine, or manly, nor am I feminine or womanly. I love mud, playing in it is fun. I love jewelry, it's wonderful to wear. I love climbing trees, and playing in the rain. I love wind. I'm afraid of death, and when I was little, used to cry from thoughts of Armageddon. It horrified me. I read constantly. I love to read, it's one of the greatest past times. I am a pokemaster. I love the piano, but am not very good. I love the French language, and would love to go to France. I am passionate about how I feel, hence, I will argue and stand up for what I believe in. If I am proven wrong, I will change how I feel. Simple as that. I might as well be a hippy, I love sandals, hate socks and shoes, really, I'd rather be barefoot constantly. I almost only wear button up shirts. I feel better after having done my hair, but love when my hair can flow in the wind. I say neat, often. And nifty. I wish it was okay for me to paint my nails. I have bad acne, and want to rip my face off most of the time. I have insane hairy legs. I have ice-blue eyes. And orange hair. I love snails. And I'm not afraid of spiders, or insects, or snakes. It's not that I'm afraid that I'll never fall in love, and nobody will ever fall in love with me, but I feel as though that's just a truth I have to face in life. I really truly wish that I could be a hermit in the woods, and forget everything. All expectancies and everything. I wish I had discipline. I'm addicted to Pepsi. I think sleep is a waste of time. I wish I had a button, that I could just push and go to sleep, for it takes me hours to go to sleep. I have really really long eyelashes, and I smile a lot. I have really hairy toes. I wish I had scars. I wish I was interesting. I feel as though I am truly good at at only one thing, but I'm okay with it, because that one thing is being happy. I am sometimes a prude, sometimes not. I believe it's bad to be publicly indecent, and casual sex is horrid. It would take me weeks to even kiss someone, months or even over a year to consummate the relationship with them. My mind is always somewhere else. I wish I had a passion for learning. I am the co-inventor of Foodism. I love my penis, but sometimes, I wish I was an Asian girl. It would make everything so much easier. I was horribly sick for about 6 months after I went to Mexico once. I've never been to B.C, and I've never been on a roller coaster. I love the feel of sand. I wish I could speak more than one language. I love plants. I love to sing, and dance. I hate sweating, unless I'm outside. I like visiting the graveyard. My favorite colors are orange, yellow, and purple. I don't like the way outside looks on a very bright day. How the grass all looks blue, is icky. I ask a lot of questions. A lot. I love how guys look in hats. Tattoos are very nice, but I'm not a fan of the usual piercings. I love eating. I love being alive. I'm listening to Chinese music right now. My favorite composer is Yann Tiersen, he's quite amazing. I am agnostic. I try to love everyone. I don't hate anyone. My dad is very very fat. But only on his stomache, which is hard. He loves Elton John, and wants me to be just like him. My mother, is very beautiful in my opinion. She's too sad, almost constantly, but she is a very wonderful person. Her laugh is like a boom. My laugh? It's a high pitched screech. It's very loud, and sounds like a dying bird. If you really hear my true laugh you will most likely be afraid. Everyone in the vicinity will look at me, and I will keep laughing. Only people who love me can call me Newt. I don't like the name Luke, and my nickname is Lulu. I rarely get excited. I have no idea why. I once got an award from church, for having the best attendance with my mother. I went to church every Sunday for over a decade. Chances are, I know bible stories better than you do. I don't like the word goodbye, or bye. It seems too permanent. I love quotes, and feel inspired constantly. I am very childish, yet in a serious situation I feel as if I am wise beyond my years. I like proper grammar. And I don't like improper grammar. Some people need to learn how to type. I wish I could play the accordion. I don't like the fact it takes me time to cross distances. I love how I handwrite. I am a writer. I have a vivid imagination. I adore using complete words. As in, using photograph, instead of photo. Or television, instead of T.V, you understand? People should respect the police more, they are what keeps you from living in a constant state of fear. People who don't respect figures of authority don't think things through enough. I could spend hours sneaking around on nexopia. People are by far the most interesting creatures. I care what people think about most things, including what they think about me. If I didn't, I would be very self centered. But, I don't care what people think if it's negative. You see? I don't gossip, but I do show interest in other people's lives. If I didn't, I would seem self centered. I am absolutely ecstatic receiving mail. It seems so personal, and beautiful. I love mail. I like feeling words in my mouth. For instance, you see how the word hate, seems harsh? How it's like a projectile from your mouth? A little dart that starts in the front of the back of your throat? And the T just shoots it off? That makes me feel poetic. I once was a powerline's man. I love Asian people. All dressed Ruffles, and Old Dutch ketchup are my favorite chips, along with Mesquite BBQ. I love Asian movies. I have yet to find someone who burps louder than me. I am afraid of the dark. My favorite number is 4. I believe in magic. I have five years of piano. Insects gather on my screen when I turn the lights off at night. I would like to visit Reykjavik, Iceland, and Iceland as a whole... Slowly, ever so slowly, I feel myself wanting to die alone. I'm slowly warming up to the idea of never finding love. I'm slowly gathering this feeling that I don't have the capacity to love. I hope this is just a down moment. This instant, I have a huge zit, almost directly on my lip. Who would ever want to kiss me? La Campanella by Liszt, is an amazing song, and it is my hope to one day be able to play it very well! I have been on accutane three times, for six months each, and it didn't do anything. I can read music increasingly well all the time, which excites me, considering I couldn't at all, like, a year ago. I believe in magic, and wish I could astrally project. I have a piggy bank, and it has more than you'd expect in it. I love my piano teacher, and love my piano lessons. I don't really like school all that much. I don't like stars. I am intelligent. I wish I didn't use contractions, like Ducky, from The Land Before Time. I used to watch Mulan every month when I was little. I took Chinese lessons from my friend's dad for about three weeks. I love stationery. I like being able to pronounce hard to pronounce words. I would absolutely adore if someone gave me a teddy bear... But I don't think anyone will. I like awkwardness. I am sometimes very sadistic and sardonic. And sometimes I'm very kind and gentle. I like meat better than chocolate and candy. My favorite pizza is meatlovers with extra bacon and extra cheese. I think I have OCD. I collect money and books. I wish I was a gardener. I cry every time I watch The Whale Rider, and Whispers and elephant tale. I love glitter. I own two pianos. Cactuar's One Thousand Needles was the coolest attack in Final Fantasy. I love Asian movies. I am always Princess Peach on Mario Party. I spent 8 dollars when I went to Mexico. My favorite animal is probably the Platypus. I have a whole bunch of statues of Buddha, one of which is carved from stone and amazingly heavy. I like older men. I'm lazy, but not when it comes to my friends or family. I feel a lot better with my hair done. I've only received roses from my aunt, but I loved it, and wish to receive flowers from a lover someday... I sing bass, but also pretend I can sing soprano. I wish I was Buddhist. I love dreams and balloons. I love the way records sound. I have tarot cards. Mike. I don't like vegetables. I love feathers. When I was little, I got really mad when nobody woke me up to watch Sailor Moon one time. I hate it when people use an ampersand twice. I love Opera. It pisses me off when, on C.D's for piano music they have orchestral works. People need to learn to reply faster on MSN. I hate homework. I think, if I died, people would be sad. And then people would forget. I'm starting to really dislike more and more people. Beautiful people piss me off. Straight people piss me off. Well, really, just those two. Maybe I'm just jealous it's so much easier for them. Ha. If only grease didn't drip from my face. I got a cellphone, but I have no idea why. I rarely get calls, and rarely am I texted. I know all the words to the Sailor Moon theme song. The idea of 'casual dating' is fucking stupid, it's either casual sex, or your dating, pick one, and stick with it asshole. I hate when people make a list of what someone MUST be to date them. I mean, it's okay to know what you want, but to exclude everyone who doesn't fit what you think you want exactly? That'd dumb, people need to breath more. I hate when people write really short messages after taking forever. I love Mama Cass. I love high old man socks. I love Buddha. I really fucking hate when people don't listen to the words in music. My piano teacher can play the flute.I absolutely abhor when people ruin a beautiful moment with shitty grammar. I also hate when people spell 'with', as 'w/', pisses me off so much. I hate when people write 'to or too' with '2', it's one more fucking letter! I hate when they spell 'you' with 'u'. I love when people actually take enough time to capitalize proper noun, and use proper punctuation. I am... a grammar Nazi. I really fucking hate when you're sad, angry, upset, or whatever, and the person just doesn't fucking realize it! It makes me SOO fucking upset! I hate Peter. Yeah, that's right, I fucking hate him. So please, stop, fucking, bringing, him, up, you, inconsiderate, ASSHOLE. I really fucking hate it when people waste their money on stupid shit. Do not buy two hundred dollar sun-glasses, or I won't like you. Oh yeah, and sometimes I dress up as a woman. *Shrugs* I love reading. I don't have an ugly fake tan, nor can I tan period. I don't look like I'm anorexic. I have a hairy chest. Lol. My ancestry is Irish, Scottish, and Swedish, the best combination imaginable. I don't watch T.V, I love movies, and my Scottish clan on my mother's side is the MacTavish clan, and on my father's, the Farquharson clan.