12 Reasons To Date A Horseback Rider

We have 4 speeds and many positions
We wear tight pants and tall boots
We love getting dirty
We know how to ride our mounts
We perform well with animals
We like to be in control
We’re always on top
We like it rough
We love using whips
Stradling is our natural position
We don’t mind being bucked around
Have you seen the posting trot???!!! (OR better yet..the extended trot! Try sitting TO that one!)




Life without horses is possible...........but pointless