just realized that i have not been on here that often nor have i updated it at all...meh facebook is where it's at now if that's the case my name is Tawm, figure out the rest on your own
I may not agree
with what you have to say
but i will defend to the death
your right to say it
-Voltaire
quotes from a tshirt i found
Excuse me, but
WHY ARE THERE NO GUNS FOR BARBIE
VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN IS ON THE RISE
AND EVERYBODY LIKES TO SAY HOW APPALING
BUT NOONE HAS ANY IDEA HOW TO STOP IT
I THINK WE COULD HEAD A LOT OF THIS SHIT
OFF AT THE PASS IF WE WOULD JUST
GIVE BARBIE A GUN
I WAS WATCHING TELEVISION RECENTLY AND SOME
MARKETING CLOWN HAS COME UP WITH
ANOTHER BRILLIANT BARBIE CONCEPT:
WHEN YOU ADD WATER OR A MAGNET OR SOMETHING
TO BARBIE'S ballGOWN IT MAGICALLY BECOMES
COVERED WITH HEARTS
I WON'T GET INTO THE ZILLIONS OF OCCASIONS
YOUR AVERAGE BARBIE-OWNING YOUNG WOMAN WILL
HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO ACTUALLY WEAR A
ballGOWN IN HER REAL LIFE. I JUST WANT TO SAY
I THINK IT'S SICK AND PERVERSE THAT BARBIE
BECOMES ALL HEARTS AND SMILES AND FLOWERS
WHEN YOU FUCK WITH HER CLOTHES
WITH A BUST LIKE THAT WHAT BARBIE SHOULD
REALLY BE DOING IS PACKING A PIECE
WHERE'S POLICEWOMAN BARBIE?
WHERE'S COMBAT BARBIE AND
SHARPSHOOTIN' COWGIRL BARIBIE?
I WAIT TO SEE CATBURGLAR BARBIE AND
DOMINATRIX BARBIE, TRANSFORMER SWAT TEAM
BARBIE
WHOSE ARMS TURN INTO M-16'S AND BREASTS TURN
INTO GRENADES
WHERE'S NAVY ADMIRAL BARBIE WITH HER PINK
TORPEDOES? WHERE'S REVENGE OF THE BOSNIAN
WOMEN'S BARBIE WHO RUNS AROUND THE PLAY-
GROUND
AFTER A BARBIE RIPPING THE BALLS OFF
ALL THE GI JOES?
GIVE BARBIE A GUN
THIS MAY LOOK LIKE AN ORDINARY IMPRACTICAL
UNCOMFORTABLE HIGH-HEELED PUMP TO YOU BUT
IT'S
ACCTUALLY A MINI ASSAULT RIFLE
GIVE BARBIE A GUN
AND TEACH HER TO USE IT
GIVE BARBIE A GUN
AND THEN YOU ASK WHY. BLAME IT ALL ON
MALE BASHING BARBIE
GIVE GIVE GIVE
HER
GUN GUN GUN
AND SHE'LL HAVE
FUN FUN FUN
UNTIL HER DADDY TAKES HER UZI AWAY
MACE IS NOT ENOUGH
GIVE BARBIE A GUN
(yea it really was on that shirt....twice!)
"It had this huge budget, which is just ridiculous. The most expensive thing in a porn should be the fake tits!"
how drinking,driving, and flailing all seem to appear one after another :D



