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I'm 57% stupid.. heh
this is funny, try it, the x's marked aren't mine just to let you know. i got 87%:P

>1. [x] I have walked into a glass/screen door.
>2. [x] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen.
>3. [x] I have choked on my own spit.
>4. [ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.
>5. [ ] I type only with my pointer fingers.
>6. [x] I have accidentally caught something on fire.
>7. [ ] I've told a cop to buzz off and gotten screwed for it.
>8. [x] I have attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidentally
>went into my nose, rather than my mouth.
>9. [x] I have thought of something funny, and laughed out loud and
>people looked at me weird
>10. [ ] I've caught myself drooling
>11. [ ] I've accidentally caused an explosion
>12. [ ] If someone says the word "fart", I can't help but laugh.
>13. [x] I've been into a "Do Not Enter" one way road plenty of
>times.
>14. [x] Sometimes I just...stop thinking & zone out.
>15. [ ] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow. well i almost did it
>once.. so i got to keep trying.. but it is hard.
>16. [x] I just tried to lick my elbow.
>17. [ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.
>18. [ ] People often tell me to use my "inside voice"
>19. [x] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.
>20. [x] I use my fingers to do simple math
>21. [x] I've jumped off a moving vehicle.
>22. [ ] I ate a bug for $5 or less.
>23. [x] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more
>important.
>24. [ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they
>threaten will happen if I don't.
>25. [ ] I've licked a metal pole.
>26. [ ] I've ran around naked when I was with friends.
>27. [x] I've searched all over the place for something, and then
>realized it was in my hand or pocket the whole time.
>28. [x] I accidentally break a lot of things.
>29. [ ] My friends know not to use big words on me.
>30. [x] I put my head to the side when I'm confused.
>31. [x] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what
>I'm talking about.
>32. [x] I've fallen out of my chair before.
>33. [x] When I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling
>and try to find pictures and words in the texture.
>
>Tally up your number of x's. Multiply that number by 3 to get your
>stupid score!!! Copy and paste then send to all ur friends for a
>good laugh!!!
 

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Secrets..
24 SECRETS ABOUT YOURSELF

1.What does your Nexopia Name MEAN?
Lyssa T... lol Pretty self explanitory

2. Where was your default pic taken??
blue fish studios, Edmonton AB

3. What is your last name?
Tocher

4. Your current relationship status?
Taken.

5. Honestly does your crush like you?
I should hope so. We've been together over a year.. lol

6. What is your current mood?
sad, sick, tired, bored.. etc

7. What/who do you love most?
What: i love lots.. i love pink
Who: Kevin / Naomi / My Family

8. What makes you happy ?
dancing / singing / being with friends / Kevin

9. Are you musically challenged?
LoL Along some lines

10. If you could go back in time, would you change something..?
probably.. I would be better off now if i could

11. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day what would you be?
a monkey. I love them so much

12. Ever have a near death experience?
i've thought so

13.Something you do a lot:
teach/work

14. What's the name of the song stuck in your head right now?
best of me - the starting line

15. Who did you copy and paste this from?
sketch

16. Name someone with the same b-day as you?
no idea

17. Have you ever sang in front of a large audience?
Yes.

18. What's the first thing you notice about the OPPOSITE sex?
eyes

19. What do you usually order from Starbucks?
cinnamin frappichino or a carmel smoothy

20. What's your favorite color?
pink / yellow

21. Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?
indeed i do

23. Do you speak any other language?
a little bit. not fluently at all tho

24. What's your favorite smell?
be delicious perfume
 

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random questions and such
These are supposedly 30 questions that no one would EVER think to ask. Answer them.

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?:
i'm not as pale as last week.

3. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR"?:
floor

4. Favorite planet?:
earth

5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your mobile?:
Kevin

6. What is your favorite ring on your phone?:
The Sweet Escape

7. What shirt are you wearing?:
A pink one with penguins on it

8. Do you "label" yourself?:
no..? Does anyone actually label themselves?

9. Name the brand of shoes you're currently wearing?:
DCs / Etnies

10. Bright or Dark Room?:
bright.. well white.. blahh..

11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?:
shes one ofmy favourite lovers.. lol. I love Naomi

13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
watching a movie in bed

14. What did your last text message you received on your mobile say?:
"I know!! That Sucks"

15. Where is your letter box?:
whats my letter box? lol

16. What's a word that you say a lot?:
fatty / crack / cracker / dang...

17.Who told you he/she loved you last?
Kevin

18. Last furry thing you touched?:
Zeke! My new puppy

19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?:
umm... I'm on about 5 perscription drugs right now, so all of those lol.

20. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?
none

21. Favorite age you have been so far?
umm. not sure. a little bit of 13/14/15/16 ... I havent had a full good year in a while lol

22. Your worst enemy?
I don't have one

23. What is your current desktop picture?
pics of me and kev

24. What was the last thing you said to someone?
"goodnight if your in bed before i come back out"

25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly, what would you choose?
definately the ability to fly. Then you wouldnt need the money because people would pay you when you were all up in their grill and like "Hey fatty, I bet you a million bucks I can fly!"

26. Do you like someone?
indeed.

27. last song you listened to?
Iris - Goo Goo Dolls

28. If the last person you spoke to was getting shot at, would you jump in front of the bullet?:
of course i would.. I love my mom

29. If you could punch 1 person in your life right now, who would it be?:
not sure.. im kinda happy with everyone in my life right now

30. What is the closest object to your left foot?
pink and white socks
 

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Doo ittt
list 7 things you know about me:
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list 6 things we should do together:
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list 5 things you wonder about me:
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4 things you like about me:
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3 things you dislike about me:
1.
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2 things that remind you of me
1.
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1 question for me to answer 100% truthfully:
1.
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Phobias
Bold the phobias that apply to you.
(Or things that scare you
not necessarily a Phobia)




Aichmophobia - Fear of needles or pointed objects.
Achluophobia - Fear of darkness.
Aphenphosmphobia - Fear of being touched
Automatonophobia - Fear of ventriloquist's dummies, animatronic creatures, wax statues
Aacophobia - Fear of ugliness.
Cleisiophobia - Fear of being locked in an enclosed place.
Contreltophobia - Fear of sexual abuse.
Coulrophobia - Fear of clowns.
Decidophobia - Fear of making decisions.
Dishabiliophobia - Fear of undressing in front of someone.
Eremophobia - Fear of being oneself or of lonliness.
Genophobia - Fear of sex.
Hematophobia - Fear of blood.
Isolophobia - Fear of solitude, being alone.
Lockiophobia - Fear of childbirth.
Merinthophobia - Fear of being bound or tied up.
Mnemophobia - Fear of memories.
Myrmecophobia - Fear of ants.
Nosocomephobia - Fear of hospitals.
Necrophobia - Fear of death or dead things.
Ophthalmophobia - Fear of being stared at.
Paraskavedekatriaphobia - Fear of Friday the 13th.
Pediophobia - Fear of dolls.
Philophobia - Fear of falling in love or being in love.
Pnigerophobia - Fear of choking of being smothered.
Pocrescophobia - Fear of gaining weight.
Polyphobia - Fear of many things.
Psellismophobia - Fear of stuttering.
Pharmacophobia - Fear of drugs.
Upaphobia - Fear of puppets.
Sciophobia - Fear of shadows.
Taphophobia - Fear of being buried alive or of cemeteries.
Tocophobia - Fear of pregnancy or childbirth.
Trypanophobia - Fear of injections.
Virginitiphobia - Fear of rape.
Xyrophobia - Fear of razors.
Zelophobia - Fear of jealousy
Altophobia - Fear of heights.
Arachnophobia - Fear of spiders
Arsonphobia - Fear of fire.
Atychiphobia - Fear of failure.
Brontophobia - Fear of thunder and lightning.
Homophobia - Fear of sameness, monotony or of homosexuality or of becoming homosexual.
 

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"Goodbye My Lover"
"Goodbye My Lover"

Did I disappoint you or let you down?
Should I be feeling guilty or let the judges frown?
'Cause I saw the end before we'd begun,
Yes I saw you were blinded and I knew I had won.
So I took what's mine by eternal right.
Took your soul out into the night.
It may be over but it won't stop there,
I am here for you if you'd only care.
You touched my heart you touched my soul.
You changed my life and all my goals.
And love is blind and that I knew when,
My heart was blinded by you.
I've kissed your lips and held your hand.
Shared your dreams and shared your bed.
I know you well, I know your smell.
I've been addicted to you.

[x2]
Goodbye my lover.
Goodbye my friend.
You have been the one.
You have been the one for me.

I am a dreamer and when i wake,
You can't break my spirit - it's my dreams you take.
And as you move on, remember me,
Remember us and all we used to be
I've seen you cry, I've seen you smile.
I've watched you sleeping for a while.
I'd be the father of your child.
I'd spend a lifetime with you.
I know your fears and you know mine.
We've had our doubts but now we're fine,
And I love you, I swear that's true.
I cannot live without you.

[x2]
Goodbye my lover.
Goodbye my friend.
You have been the one.
You have been the one for me.

And I still hold your hand in mine.
In mine when I'm asleep.
And I will bare my soul in time,
When I'm kneeling at your feet.
Goodbye my lover.
Goodbye my friend.
You have been the one.
You have been the one for me.

I'm so hollow, baby, I'm so hollow.
I'm so, I'm so, I'm so hollow.
I'm so hollow, baby, I'm so hollow.
I'm so, I'm so, I'm so hollow.
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....
Behind my eyes I softly cry holding this pain so close inside
behind my smile I slowly frown as my tears come rushing down
a feeling inside I tried to hide suppressed by my deepest fears
and I still feel the pain after all of these years
Think of what you put me through the tears I cried
and feelings that would not subside
I trusted you to no end but you betrayed me even as a friend
though I still love you and probably always will
I blame you for my heart ache and the reason my tears fell
I forgive you for the bruises on my heart
and my whole world just falling apart
but I love you for showing me the meaning in each day
and the truth behind the pain
you were truly a blessing and the reason my heart sang
 

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Life...
life is too short
grudges are a waste of perfect happiness
laugh when you can
apologize when you should
and let go of what you can't change
love deeply and forgive quickly
take chances . . give everything
and have no regrets
life is to short to be unhappy
you have to take the good with the bad
smile when you're sad
love what you got
and always remember what you had
always forgive but NEVER forget
learn from your mistakes
but never regret
people change, and things go wrong
but always remember
LIFE GOES ON !!!
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Without you
Without you, the ground thaws, the rain falls, the grass grows.
Without you, the seeds root, the flowers bloom,
The children play. The stars gleam, the poets dream, the eagles fly, without you.
The earth turns, the sun burns, but I die, without you.

Without you, the breeze warms, the girl smiles, the cloud moves.
Without you, the tides change, the boys run, the oceans crash.
The crowds roar, the days soar, the babies cry, without you.
The moon glows, the river flows, but I die, without you.

The tears dry, without you.
Life goes on, but I'm gone.
'Cause I die, without you
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10 loves of my life without names
Here are 10 things I love about 10 different people.. If You are on here, I'm sure you'll know.


1. I love how when we are far apart things feel so wrong.

2. I love how we can hate eachother at times, but when one of us needs the other, we come running to eachother.

3. I love how we can be so far away from eachother but still know everything thats going on in eachother's lives.

4. I love how everything we do goes so wrong but always ends up being so much fun.

5. I love how we keep secrets safe with only you and me.

6. I love how we dance around town singing random songs for hours.

7. I love how no matter how long we are apart, when he get together again, its like we havent missed a moment.

8. I love how much I can lay down and talk with you for hours on end about the "old" days and somehow we never get bored.

9. I love how everytime we see eachother, we get so drunk and party so hard, and make the most amazing memories.

10. I love the way you look at me and already, you know what's on my mind.
 

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Sandy Point !!
Miss You guys soo much!! Only a couple more months till may long! xoxoxo












 

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Remember?
If you're reading this right now,
even if we don't speak often,
please post a reply with a memory of you and I.
It can be anything you want,
either good or bad.
I promise not to come after you.
When you're finished,
post this little paragraph on your blog and
be suprised about what people remember about you.
 

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friends and such thingy
Name 21 people you can think of right off the top of your head..
Dont read the questions underneath until you write the names of all 21 people.

1. Shivonne
2. Kevin
3. Naomi
4. Jenny
5. Jadine
6. James
7. David
8. Bryan
9. KatieS
10. Ben
11. Paige
12. Jill
13. Samantha
14. Kayla
15. Natalie
16. Kyle
17. Roy
18. Lynnsey
19. Cory
20. Courtney
21. Amanda
*No Order*

QUESTIONS

Q: how did you meet 14?
My mom and her mom made us hang out at sandy point way long ago and we shared freezies.. lol

Q: what would you have to do to see 10?
go to school or go to his house.. lol

Q: what would you do if 20 and 9 dated?
be kinda weirded out unless they turned lesbian.

Q: would 21 and 12 make a good couple?
they are both girls again! lol

Q: describe 6:
Coolest Kid ever! James is as black as white people come! haha. He is my favourite gangsta.

Q: do you think 19 is attractive?
Decent I suppose

Q: tell me something humiliating about 17:
uhmm.. I have no idea! I dont know him well enough.

Q: do you know any of 4's family members?
no not really... I kinda know her dad. Thats about it

Q: what would you do if 18 just confessed they liked you?
lol laugh my ass off because her and i always joke about being together.. but seriously we arent lez.. lol.. so i dunno.

Q: when's the last time you talked to 13?
today kinda.

Q: what is 2's favorite band?
he has lots.. offspring? Blink 182?? Avenged? lol I dunno

Q: would you ever date 5?
oh yah baby. Jadine is my biggest turn on.

Q: is 11 single?
not sure. havent talked to her in a while

Q: would you ever want to be in a serious relationship with 16?
I guess it depends.. Right now we are good firends and live far apart soo...

Q: where does 15 live?
Vancouver

Q: are number 7 & 8 best friends?
no. but they are both awesome!!

Q: do you like 1?
of course!

Q: thoughts on 3?
she is amazing!! i love her with every bit of my heart!!