this is funny, try it, the x's marked aren't mine just to let you know. i got 87%:P

>1. [x] I have walked into a glass/screen door.
>2. [x] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen.
>3. [x] I have choked on my own spit.
>4. [ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.
>5. [ ] I type only with my pointer fingers.
>6. [x] I have accidentally caught something on fire.
>7. [ ] I've told a cop to buzz off and gotten screwed for it.
>8. [x] I have attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidentally
>went into my nose, rather than my mouth.
>9. [x] I have thought of something funny, and laughed out loud and
>people looked at me weird
>10. [ ] I've caught myself drooling
>11. [ ] I've accidentally caused an explosion
>12. [ ] If someone says the word "fart", I can't help but laugh.
>13. [x] I've been into a "Do Not Enter" one way road plenty of
>times.
>14. [x] Sometimes I just...stop thinking & zone out.
>15. [ ] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow. well i almost did it
>once.. so i got to keep trying.. but it is hard.
>16. [x] I just tried to lick my elbow.
>17. [ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.
>18. [ ] People often tell me to use my "inside voice"
>19. [x] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.
>20. [x] I use my fingers to do simple math
>21. [x] I've jumped off a moving vehicle.
>22. [ ] I ate a bug for $5 or less.
>23. [x] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more
>important.
>24. [ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they
>threaten will happen if I don't.
>25. [ ] I've licked a metal pole.
>26. [ ] I've ran around naked when I was with friends.
>27. [x] I've searched all over the place for something, and then
>realized it was in my hand or pocket the whole time.
>28. [x] I accidentally break a lot of things.
>29. [ ] My friends know not to use big words on me.
>30. [x] I put my head to the side when I'm confused.
>31. [x] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what
>I'm talking about.
>32. [x] I've fallen out of my chair before.
>33. [x] When I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling
>and try to find pictures and words in the texture.
>
>Tally up your number of x's. Multiply that number by 3 to get your
>stupid score!!! Copy and paste then send to all ur friends for a
>good laugh!!!