My name is Mike Parker

I'm pretty much the most hardcore kid you will ever meet

Im going to be a fag and put song lyrics in my profile


Finished with my woman cause she couldn't help me with my mind
People call me insane because I am frowning all the time
All day long I think of things but nothing seems to satisfy
Think I'll lose my mind if I don't find something to pacify

Can you help me
Occupy my brain
Oh yea

I need someone to show me the things in life that I can't find
I can't see the things that make true happiness I must be blind

Make a joke and I will sigh and you will laugh and I will cry
Happiness I cannot feel and love to me is so unreal
And so as you hear these words telling you now of my state
I tell you to enjoy life I wish I could but it's too late



98% of the teenage population has smoked pot. 2% havent. 100% are sick of these type of statements. Post this on your page if you are one of that 100% (you are).

I really like Black Sabbath and anything else Ozzy Osbourne has had anything to do with

I like lots of other bands too, like The Offspring, Led Zeppelin, The Scorpions, Green Day, Def Leppard, Sum 41, Iron Maiden, Guns n' Roses, Ozzy Osbourne, AC/DC, Marilyn Manson, Velvet Revolver, Blink 182, Van Halen, Jimmy eat world, as well as a lot of others that have one or two kick ass songs.

When the Canucks Win

I also really like cheese

Hot Hot Heat

Hollaback Girl by Gwen Stefani

When the Canucks Lose

AUDIOSLAVE. Well, not so much the band itself, but the hype that surrounds them. I hate how everyone calls them "The supergroup to end all supergroups", and shit like that. OMG ITS RAGE AGAISNT THE MACHINE AND SOUNDGARDEN. I mean, whoop-de-fuckin-do. Theres a group out there right now that is made from the reminents of two much better bands, maybe you've heard of them, They're called Guns n' Roses and Stone Temple Pilots. And together they make...VELVET REVOLVER. And Slash could one-punch Tom Morello.

People who, when they are drunk, say "IM SOOO DRUNK!!". Ya, thanks. We can tell.